Looseleaf
CLXV. Radars
"Mello!" Matt stormed into their room, looking furious. "Mello! Answer me now!"
"Matt!" Mello raged back. "You didn't ask me anything!"
Matt wasn't deterred. "Am I gay?" he demanded shamelessly.
"W-what?" Mello dropped the chocolate he was eating. "What the hell?"
Matt walked over to him and firmly grasped both sides of his head. "Mello," he said slowly, "am I gay?"
Mello blinked. "Well, I don't think I'm really in the position to be telling you whether or not you're gay..." He frowned. "Why do you want to know, anyways?"
"Because that new gay kid tells me I am," Matt sniffed. "He says his 'gaydar' went off the moment he saw me. I really-" He was cut off when Mello kissed him, abruptly and right on cue at the same time.
"Now," Mello said, cheeks flushed when he pulled away. "Did you like that?"
"Yes," Matt said, looking dazed.
"Then you're gay. Or maybe just bi."
"Nah, I'm gay."
"Oh. Okay." Mello wasn't exactly sure what had transpired, except that now Matt was hiding a smirk as he turned away. "Matt?"
"Well, I'll be off to get some brownies then," the redhead chirped. "Oh, and Mel."
Mello raised an eyebrow.
"The gay kid wants to meet you." As Matt left, Mello thought he heard him snicker, "And I can't wait to see what his 'gaydar' says about you!"
The idea came up in one of my conversations with my brother. XD
Also, though this isn't the right story, I got my first fanart! :3 It's by the awesome pieluver64 from deviantArt. They drew Blair from Misery.
pieluver64 [dot] deviantart [dot] com/art/Blair-191586496
Honestly, I loved the way they drew him, because upon first sight you wouldn't know he's actually gay. XD