At Shinnoks throne room, which has a lot of purple and metal... I don't know why... Shinnok is sitting down and drinking some red wine. Quan Chi barges in the throne room not looking happy.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" yelled Quan Chi
"Uuuh..." said Shinnok
"Did you just..."
"Did I just what...?"
"DID YOU JUST DEMOTED ME... AND PROMOTED THAT PIECE OF SHIT SHOTOKAN!"
"Yeah pretty much..."
"I don't know if you get it or not...But I contributed to you so much! SO MUCH! I contributed you since I was a baby! A BABY! I had to go through so much shit just to revive you it wasn't even funny! What did this 'Prince Goro' did for you!"
"He found my left shoe!"
"He... Is that all?"
"Nope! He found my right sock as well!"
"PREPARE TO DIE FALLEN ELDER GOD!"
Quan Chi brings out an amulet which zaps Shinnok and makes him explode, Goro walks in scared.
"I'm not going to do anything, I'm just asking on who's going to run the tournament?" ask Goro
"ME! And don't worry It'll be fine without Shitnok!" replied Quan Chi
At the living forests where Raiden and Fujin were about to fight, Raiden eyes brighten as they weren't bright enough!
"Shinnok died..." said Raiden
"Really?"said Fujin
"Well, killed..."
"So... Is the tournament over?"
"Far from it..."
"GOOD! Because I wanted to try out my Laser Crossbow!" Fujin brings out his Laser Crossbow, and Raiden zaps it, "MY LASER CROSSBOW!"
"ERAAAAAAAAH!" moaned the trees
"You know Shinnok has a point, WHO INVENTED THESE ANNOYING THINGS!"
"You did Fujin..."
"Oh..."
At Reptile's Lair where it's green, and has a big eye ball, Reptile seems very happy that he's going to fight in his own lair.
"MAN, I can't wait to fight in the comfort of my own home... WHAT THE!" said Reptile as he sees that there are book cases, and vases, and paintings and all sorts of stuff. Khameleon and Chameleon are dusting up the place.
"I told you he wouldn't he like it..." said Chameleon
"Finally you're home Repty!" said Khameleon as she walks up to Reptile, and slaps him right across the face.
"OH MY GOD! I was only gone for two weeks! I've been gone longer!" said Reptile
"YEAH BUT YOU HAVE A BABY TO TAKE CARE OF!" yelled Khameleon
"Damn it! Alright, I'm sorry! I was busy helping a friend, finding out who killed his family..."
"That's a little sweet, BUT STILL!"
"Oh no you didn't...", Reptile sees that there's a bow on the eye
"It's a girl Repty..."
"Look, I'm in another Mortal Kombat tournament..."
"OOOOH YOU BUSTED!" said Chamelon
"Shut it bro in law..." said Reptile
"YOU WHAT!" yelled Khameleon
"Also we're fighting here..."
"Well this better be ONE! Your last match! TWO! You fight in the living room!"
"But the Hi-Def Widescreen TV is in that room!"
"And by that you mean that small square, with negative 1080p definition that runs on gas..."
"Whatever!" said Reptile as he goes into the living room, and Ermac walks in the lair.
"Where's Reptile?" ask Ermac
"Living Room" said Chameleon
Ermac Teleports into the living room, which worries Chameleon, so he teleports there too. The living room is a small room with a couch, a table, a Tv exactly how Chameleon describes, and it's pale green everywhere.
"Such a shame... That you'll have to die in a crappy room!" said Ermac
"HEY! I worked hard on this room! KICK HIS ASS REP!" said Chameleon
Reptile spits acids, but Ermac Teleports and telekinectly lifts him up and slams him constantly, and slams him like he's a towel. Reptile keeps trying to to hit but just couldn't, because he keeps teleporting. Reptile is exhausted, and he hears his baby crying in the kitchen... Chameleon teleports to the kitchen, making sure the baby is okay. Reptile gets angry and throws a force ball at Ermac with one hand. It knocks Ermac back, and also makes him lose a soul.
"AH! My soul!" worried Ermac
Reptile gets back up, and starts throwing constant force balls at Ermac, making him lose more souls, which makes him thinner.
"By the way, THIS IS SAURIAN ACIDIC BIATCH!" said Reptile as he gives Ermac the last blow with the force ball.
"One, congrats Rep! Two, you're cleaning the mess you made!" said Chameleon as he gives Reptile a mop, and putting the baby on the couch.
Khameleon comes down stairs, and she thanks Rep for wearing the outfit she gave him, and the three watch the Mortal Kombat Tournament on TV.
At the prison stage from MK4, Smoke was about to face Kano. Kano comes in laughing.
"You might as well give up at this rate Smoke!" gloated Kano
"Um, why?" ask Smoke
"WHY! What do mean why? Look at you! You only have Grenades and a Harpoon!"
"You only have Rockets and a Flamethrower... Just sayin'!"
"Also I have this plasma thing from Jax! Not I only that I an teleport!'
"I can teleport too..."
"Well do you have uuh..."
"I also have a bomb that can destroy the world, though I never used it..."
"LET'S JUST FIGHT ALREADY!"
Smoke starts shooting out a plethora of Grenades, but Kano unleashes rockets that out destroy them. Smoke teleports, but Kano uppercut teleports him, grabs him, jumps and break his back. While Smoke is on the ground, Kano uses his flamethrower on Smoke, which melted the armor on his body. Kano constantly stomps on him, until he was frozen... BY SUB ZERO!
"SUB ZERO! You're not supposed to be involved in this match!" sad Kano
"Yeah but it's pretty clear you won..." said Sub Zero
"But..."
"The thing is I can fight anyone from the second round that isn't taken..."
"How did you know we're still fighting!"
"My match was done hours ago! Also, you like snowballs?", Sub Zero has this Ice like ball, and throws it at Kano, which makes him explode (it's basically the same fatality in MK2).
Sub Zero picks up Smoke trying to get to him to stand up. Noob Saibot walks in the prison, and stands next to Sub Zero.
"Thanks for letting me win bro..." said Sub Zero
"Eh, you're welcome..." said Noob
"YOU LET THE NINJA WIN!" said Quan Chi as he walks in.
"Yeah, and?" said Noob
"You were supposed to kill these fools!"
"What they did they ever do to you? You know Quan Chi, I'm starting to realize something... What did you ever do for me? I had to go on this insane fetch quest, just for my stupid ass boss! Also I was killed because of misconception, and when I was revived, I don't get my ice powers back, and instead look like some racist stereotype! Not only that, I get framed for killing Scorpion's parents so that you can fuck with his mind, and start up some half ass plan to fuck over the Lin Kui, and not only that TO KILL ME! WHY DID I EVEN WORK FOR YOU!"
"Because... Of the free muffins on Friday... Well'p as punishment Noob I will have to kill you!"
"But didn't you lose to Kai?" ask Sub Zero
Quan Chi brings out the same amulet he killed Shinnok with and starts zapping Noob until he explodes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB-BAH!" yelled Smoke
"!" yelled Sub Zero
"Why did you yell hotdogs?"
"Why did you yell Noob?"
"Because he killed your brother!"
"Oh... Well I already yelled for him after the first tournament, so... Yeah..."
"I've toyed with that ninja long enough... Now to kill you both..." said Quan Chi as he punches through Smokes chest.
"SMOKE!"
Quan Chi whacks Sub Zero head with his fist, which makes him fall to the ground.
"Seriously... Noob has a point, what did I ever do..."
"SHUT UP ABOUT NOOB SAITBOOOOOOOOOOT!", Quan Chi brings out his mace, whacks him once with it, and rips his leg off (Sub Zero is still alive). Scorpion teleports in and boy is he ON FIRE!
"QUAN CHI! I'm going to finish you..." roared Scorpion
"DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!" said Sub Zero
Hoo boy! Looks like Quan Chi is in trouble! But this isn't the end! Surprises and revelations will unfold in the next chapter of NINJA ODYSSEY!