Scorpion is well pissed, he's has flames around him, and Quan Chi is scared.
"HOW DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT!" asked Quan Chi in fear
"I WAS NEXT DOOR NECROMACER!" answered Scorpion
"Now just hold on Scorpion... We can be rational about..."
"I'LL SAVE YOU QUAN CHIIIII!" yelled Reiko when he was about to attack Scorpion, but got burned like in midair.
"Ah shit..." said Quan Chi
Scorpion starts punching Quan Chi like mad, until Quan Chi started to talk a littl more.
"Hold on Scorpo! I-I didn't kill your family... It was Baraka... He ate them and poop them out..."
"Quan Chi... Just simply shut the fuck up"
"It's true Scorpion..." said Baraka as he walks in, "I did eat your family, and well poop them out"
"Really... Why did you eat them?" said Scorpion like he doesn't believe Baraka
"Well here's the thing, me, Quan Chi, and Darrius were the bald head singers, where we travel all through the realm's barber shops and sing, and also we're the same guys who sang let's all go to the lobby. So I usually follow Quan Chi around and he just so happens to be at the invasion. I haven't eaten for days, and I was told by Quan Chi to be at a specific house. So I was hungry and ate your family. But I realized that I ate a baby! I thought the baby was a big mouse but no! So I tried to poop out the baby, but manged to get your wife out, which I didn't care for. But thankfully I did get the baby out and it died... I was depressed as all hell, I even cried leaving, I couldn't eat meat for days!"
"You never ate me..." said Meat (the Character)
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU! But as I was saying, I felt like a monster!"
"Let me just do this..." said Scorpion as he stabs Baraka's arm.
"OW! That didn't kill me Scorpion..."
"I stabbed you cause' you're stupid! It's pretty damn obvious Quan Chi set you up!"
But Quan Chi was glowing green, and starts punching Scorpion like mad now.
"While that idiot Baraka was talking I replaced my old Yin Yang pog, with the Amulet!" said Quan Ch
As he starts slamming Scorpion, Sub Zero rips off one of Smoke's leg, and puts it on the area where his leg is ripped off. Sub Zero manages to get up just fine
"MAN! I never was this excited since I found out I can use my game gear as a controller for my PS3!" said Sub Zero. Sub Zero was rammed by Shao Kahn out of a no where, which pushes him back a bit. "What the hell...", Shao Kahn changed formed, and turned into Shang Tsung, because he is Shang Tsung. "Great you killed Shao Kahn..."
"Guess who I also killed!" said Shang Tsung as he morphs into Liu Kang
"You gotta be kidding..."
Shang Tsung starts punching Sub Zero like a mad man, and throws a few fire balls at him. Both Scorpion and Sub Zero are down on the floor, injured.
"Got any ideas Scorps?" asked Sub Zero
"None..." replied Scorpion
"Legend has it that when Fire and Ice mixes together it becomes unstoppable..." said Baraka, but he was killed by Shang
"No it makes water..." said Sub Zero
"YOU IDIOT! He's talking about us teaming up!" said Scorpion
"Isn't that what we're doing?"
"I think he meant we need to combine our powers!"
"Ooooh... That still doesn't sound effective"
"IT'S WORTH A SHOT! LET'S TRY IT!"
The two stand up and start to charge their elemental power, and Shang and Quan Chi do the same except with tormented souls. The four strike at the same time unleashing giant blasts. Scorpion and Sub Zero's blast is this bright white with a slight red and blue to it, while Shang and Quan Chi's is this vibrant Green. The Deadly Alliance's beam starts to get stronger and over power Scorpion and Sub Zero's blast.
"Let's face it ninjas! You'll never win! The power of evil will always prevail!" gloated Quan Chi
"OH SURE IT DOES! Apparently the times when Liu kang win the tournaments don't count, or when my older bro kicked your albino ass!" said Sub Zero
"Well... I... Uh..."
"Give it up Quan, we really can't counter act that..." said Shang Tsung
Scorpion starts to get more angry, heck he gets so angry the prison walls start to melt, and their blast gets even stronger. Sub Zero looks at Smoke's dead body and he starts to get teary eyed, and with that he also gets angrier. The Ninja's blast over comes the Deadly Alliance, and pretty much kills them.
"You know it seems like it's finally end for me..." thought Quan Chi, "You know when I look back, I think I might as well deserved this... Considering on what I did in the past. But hey it could get worse, I might be in heaven and meet a bunch I don't know, and I won't be there anyway HAHAHAHA! SCREW YOU ELDER GODS! I still got the upper hand!"
"FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" yelled Shang Tsung
When the two finally died, a bunch of souls start coming out. One of them is Scorpion's wife, wearing some kimono outfit, and she didn't look happy...
"SCORPION!" yelled Mrs. Scorpion
"Wh-what's wrong? I-I thought you'd be happy?" said Scorpion confused
"Where were you when you were gone! I did not liked being pooped and killed ya know!"
"Hey bitch! Why are you being so unnecessarily rude to Scorpion?" asked Sub Zero
"You're telling me, that I have to go hell and back just to kill the man that killed you... I have to go through all sorts of trouble... FO R YOU! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE PEOPLE I KILLED THAT DIDN'T DERSERVE IT FOR YOU! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BUT ALL I GET IS SOME PETY NAGS! IS THAT WHAT I GET!"
"Yeah, because you're hanging out with a greasy Lin Kui member!"
"THAT'S IT!", Scorpion punches through his wife's chest and made her soul vanished. Raiden teleports in looking confused him self.
"Uuuuh yeah... I really can't blame you for that, so uh, congrats... I'm really sorry about what happened" said Raiden
"I don't know! After all I done.. What I! Did I! GAAAAAAH!" rambled Scorpion
"Forget about it Scorps! Quan Chi messed up your mind so much, you actually trust a guy who looks like a uncle fester metal head, who was considered a necromancer..."
"How can I let that pass!"
"Simple! We're gonna restart!"
"Uuuh, you know what... I'll just Akuma mata..."
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT...!"
Sub Zero sighs and looks at Smoke's dead body and lifts him up, and buries him out side of the prison.
"If it makes you feel better Sub Zero, I didn't kill Cyrax..." said Scorpion
Sub Zero didn't say anything, and continues to look at the dirt. He didn't stand up until a limo drives by and stops next to Scorpion and Sub Zero. Onaga comes out the back of the limo, and he's wearing a white tuxedo, and a white fedora, still wearing that helmet, and also is holding an expensive looking cane.
"Now I say that was an impressive match youngins! I m-u-s-t must say!" said Onaga
"One, It wasn't really impressive, it lasted for a few minutes. Second who are you?" ask Sub Zero
"I am Big Onaga! The rootin tootin king of the dragons! I'm running the Mortal Kombat show from here on out! Plus you two will be invited to the next tourney!"
"Master Onaga, our meeting with Master Shujinko will begin in a less than thirty minutes sir..." said Havik who's the driver of the limo, and he's talking in a British accent.
"Sorry, I gotta get goin'! See around ya two!" said Onaga as he gets in back in the limo, and drives off.
"So Cyrax is alive huh?" asked Sub Zero
"Yeah, let him live" answered Scorpion
"Okay, we'll find him later, where's Reptile?"
"Over here!" said Reptile hiding behind a hunk of scrap metal, which also behind is Chameleon and Khameleon, "We're behind here because of we're afraid of Big Onaaga. But congrats guys! YOU FINALLY DID IT! Plus, I TOLD YOU SCORPION! I TOLD YOU BARAKA DID IT!"
"How did you...?" asked Scorpion
"It was all on TV" said Chameleon
"Well Guys, I like to go with you on your adventures, but I got a kid to raise!"
"Seriously! What's with Ninjas and Condoms that don't get along!" said Sub Zero, and he got slapped by Khameleon
"I'll go with you guys, my name is Chameleon" said Chameleon as he shakes hands with Scorpion and Sub Zero
"No we gotta find Cyrax!" said Sub Zero
"HELP!", yelled out Cyrax
Sub Zero sees Cyrax stuck in the sand, and groans. He runs up to Cyrax and you know talks to him.
"Again Cyrax? Really!" said Sub Zero
"IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!" panics Cyrax
"I swear you get stuck in the sand so much you fight your opponets, and get stuck in the sand at the same time!"
"Happened once at Jade's desert!"
"I don't wanna know... Anyway HEY HELP ME GET HIM OUT GUYS!"
Scorpion and Chameleon run up to Cyrax, and the three pull Cyrax out.
"Thanks guys!" said Cyrax
"Now time to get on the Sub Zero mobile!", said Sub Zero as he brings out his car keys, and presses a button which the car comes driving to the four.
"Well say ya Sis and Rep!" said Chameleon
"Don't forget to not come back!" said Khameleon
"I won't!"
Chameleon, Cyrax, and Sub Zero gets into the car, and for some reason Scorpion doesn't.
"Hey why aren't you coming in Scorps?" ask Sub Zero
"I really don't know what to do... I'm confused still, and also kind of guilty..." said Scorpion
"Ah let it drain out Scorpion, I bet you'll know when you get on one those road trips... Yeah I can definitely see why you're like that your wife is such a bitch!" said Reptile
"They showed that on TV too?"
"Yeah... You'd be surprised on what they show, like that one time Styrker was his using his pistol as a luffa!"
"ARE GONNA GET IN SCORPS!" yelled Sub Zero
"YEAH! JUST ON HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS FOR A SEC! Uh that's interesting, and uh see ya Reptile..." said Scorpion
"Seeya!" said Reptile
Inside the car now looks nicer, along with an autograph from Johnny Cage. Cyrax and Chameleon are in the back, Scorpion is in the front, and Sub Zero is driving.
"So where are we going next?" asked Cyrax
"TO THE BAR TO CELEBRATE!" said Sub Zero as he puts in a cassette for Banana Phone. Everyone starts singing Banana Phone, along the road trip
It looks like there's still more to come! Some people fall... Which does suck... But Quan Chi is finally gone, along with Shao Kahn conveniently! But of course Shang Tsung, but he's also some one's ass. So yeah, that was odd, but... Yeah uh, see ya next time in NINJA ODYSSEY!