Looseleaf
CLXXIV. Unbelievable
"No. You did not." Matt stood, gaping, eyes nearly as wide as dinner plates as he stared.
Mello smirked. "Oh, but I did."
A beat of silence.
Then, "Ohmygodthankyouthankyou!" Matt launched himself at Mello. "I love you so much!"
Mello grinned, patting the redhead's back. "You like it?" he asked redundantly.
"Hell yes!"
The mafia boss stepped back and watched, amused, as Matt picked up the AK-47 Flamethrower. "Sweet! Does it really work?" he said to no one in particular. He aimed at their window and pulled the trigger.
The sound of shattering glass answered his question.
"It has a built in flamethrower," Mello said. "Here, do this..." And then he proceeded to show the ecstatic gamer how to switch into flamethrower mode.
Five minutes later, as Mello watched Matt burn miscellaneous things around their front yard, he smiled and thought, I'd really do anything for him.
Happyhappyhappybirthday to Matt~~~
I doubt that a real AK-47 Flamethrower exists, but it was on COD: Black Ops. I remember thinking, 'Man, I'd love to get one of these for my birthday.' 8D