A/N: This is based on a conversation Lonely and I had about how Yuna kicks major a** in X-2 and I said I could imagine Luxord in it, and thus this was born! Now it has sequels!

I don't own Final Fantasy X-2 nor Kingdom Hearts, Square-Enix does, if I did, the yaoi and yuri would be endless.

Marluxia walked into the lab, holding three spheres, and spotted Vexen, trying to swat away an annoying Demyx.

"Go away IX, I'm trying to get work done!" Vexen yelled.

"But-But Vexen, Zexy won't let me in his room!" Demyx told him.

"And here I thought you were the one who bottomed," Vexen sarcastically said.

Demyx blushed, but dodged the question by saying nothing.

Marluxia took this as his chance to talk, "Hey guys! Guess what I got!"

"What is it XI?" Vexen asked, rolling his eyes.

"I got these awesome spheres from Roxas! He got a whole set from them when he visited Spira!" Marluxia said.

"Those must be the dresspheres that Zexy was talking about!" Demyx said, "He said they made Roxy, Lux and Xiggy look hilarious!"

"I must test these to see is they are of any use," Vexen said, taking a sphere from Marluxia.

"I wanna see!" Demyx said, snatching one of the spheres.

"Hey! Don't touch that!" Marluxia said.

Then, a puff of smoke came from the spheres, changing the appearance of the trio.

Demyx was now is a large, yet colorful, robe, reaching dome past his feet, and was hearing a large witch's hat.

He no longer wielded a sitar, but a staff that was shaped like his sitar instead, but thinner.

Marluxia now wore a pink speedo, much to Vexen and Demyx's horror, and was floating with a giant pink flower behind him.

Vexen now wore a cactus costume, and was holding a little plush Marluxia.

"MY EYES! MY EYES!" Demyx yelled, upon seeing Marluxia.

Zexion walked into the room, looking for Demyx.

"Demyx! Where are you!"

"Zexy! You can't come in! Marluxia isn't decent!" Demyx replied.

"What! I'm coming in!" Zexion said, opening the door, only to stare at the sight before him.

"Demyx, you are a black mage, Marluxia you are wearing the Floral Fallal, Vexen is a mascot," he said bluntly, "Now come Demyx, we're going to have fun with that staff of yours."

Demyx blushed profusely, before being dragged away by Zexion.

"My, my, my Vexen, a cactus? It suits you," Marluxia said.

"As does yours."

"Let me be your flower."

"That was horrible Marluxia, now go, I have work to do," Vexen ordered.

"I don't care," Marluxia said.

Zexion closed the door, groaning, and leaving the two to their 'research.'