Hi, this is sort of an apology for not doing anything for ages.
L-She's not dead! (Runs around with hands in the air as some sort of victory dance)
H-What she said (Doesn't stop glaring at Superminion)
Ignore her, she's just annoyed at me cause I cancelled one of her stories. Anyway, here's just a random snippet of Lia being annoying.
L- Hey! I am not annoying!
Are too!
L-am not!
Are too! Heather, tell her she's annoying!
H-(Continues glaring) You don't have to live with her
True, but I do have to have the lot of you living in my head 24/7
H- (Stops glaring and shrugs) Ok I can't beat that
Awesome! (Grins smugly) now that we've established that, let us now proceed to the story…
SuperminionXD
I was bored. Bored of being bored. Bored of EVERYTHING! As a rule, I try not to get bored, 'cause when I do weird things tend to end up happening. Weird crazy things. I tried not to be bored! I REALLY tried! I even tried listing fruits and vegetables beginning with every letter of the alphabet. It went something like this…
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Date (A strange wrinkly brown fruit eaten by old people at Christmas)
Eggplant
Fruit (Totally counts)
Grape
(I spent a while on H but couldn't think of one, so I gave up)
(Couldn't find an I either, other than the Irradiated Mushrooms Uncle Reed made in the lab once, but since they can't be eaten I decided to leave them out)
(J was hard too, I could only think of Jelly, which wasn't really a fruit, just made of it)
Kiwi
Lemon
Melon
Nectarine
Orange
Pear
(Didn't really try Q since the only words I know beginning with it are Queen, Quail and Quadrant. None of them are fruits)
Raisin
Sprout
Tangerine
(Unless there's an Umbrella Fruit, I think I'm stumped)
Vegetable (See F)
Watercress
(Who even uses X anyway?)
Yam
(If I get an apple and paint it black and white does it count as a Zebra-fruit?)
Ok, done, I'm still bored. I'm so bored, I hate it! So bored I even wrote a poem in my head to express my boredom. It went like this…
Bored
Bored bored
Bored bored bored
Bored bored bored bored
… and then it went on for a while until I lost count, and yeah it was all just one word. Then an intriguing idea came into my head.
I glanced from side to side. No-one was paying any attention to me at all. I began lightly humming a tune under my breath.
No-one noticed, so I hummed a little louder. Several people around me frowned as if they thought they might've heard something, but still there was no real reaction. So then I began putting in the words.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And this is how it goes… (Dum dum dum)
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And this is how it goes… (Dum dum dum)
And so it went on, each time I repeated I got ever so slightly louder, so that quite soon all the people around me were looking for the source of the noise. Joe snickered.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And this is how it goes… (Dum dum dum)
He joined in, grinning widely as he did so, making the song twice as loud. Soon everyone had stopped what they were doing.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And this is how it…
I trailed off as I noticed everyone staring at me. Ok, this probably wasn't a good idea. But everyone's attention was on me, so I better do something.
Another odd idea popped into my head. I grinned like a Cheshire cat and loudly announced…
"I just lost the Game!"
And yeah, I'm leaving it there… if you don't know what The Game is you've obviously never played it because if you did you would never stop playing it until you DIED! Anyway, I have a few ideas at the moment so I thought I'd give you the chance to choose which one you wanted me to write first. There are four options at the moment.
1) So not Hot- After coming into contact with one of Reed's experiments, Lia contracts a modified version of the common cold. (Funnier than it sounds)
2) Boots grow on Trees- Heather (Or possibly Sue, I don't know yet) tries to explain something to Lia while in a shoe shop
3) I Hereby Dub Thee- Lia and Jay have an argument about Hero names
4) Timmy- Lia and Lucie find a baby mouse and decide to adopt it
Review if you have a preference of which you want to read first or if you don't then just review anyway and tell me what you think.
Bye for now
SuperminionXD