It Girl
When it came to romance at Scare School, it wasn't hard to tell that Slither and Dummygirl were inseparable. You would typically find them feeding each other grubs at lunch, or passing each other notes and flirtatiously gossiping during class.
Every encounter between the two would result in mixed reactions from other students. Most rolled their eyes and muttered, "Get a room," but some found their relationship endearing, like Mickey and Monaco, who would often sigh dramatically around them and complain about wanting something like what they have.
"I really wish they would save the PDA for after school," Mantha groaned during History, "I couldn't concentrate in Science because of them."
"Yeah, but you've gotta admit, it's kinda sweet," replied Casper, "Besides them, it's rare to see any kind of romantic activity around here." How ironic, he thought, If they only knew about Thatch and Carly, I'm sure that would be different.
"You know, considering he's the most popular kid in school," Triclops whispered to Mosshead, "you would think that Thatch would be one half of Scare School's power couple."
"Where is Thatch, anyway," he wondered.
He made the mistake of saying this to where Ra could hear him. "Uh, he definitely didn't cut class to make out with his girlfriend," he blurted, "…that he doesn't have."
Wolfie kicked Ra in the shins under his desk as Mrs. Hopper asked, "And speaking of absentee students, does anyone know where Carly is?"
"She's sick, Mrs. Hopper," Mantha quickly lied, glaring at Ra, "She has a bad case of Blabbermouth Flu."
"Oh, well," the teacher said, "Poor thing. Anyway, everyone open your tomes to page 915."
Casper, Ra, Mantha, and Wolfie glanced around the room for signs of suspicion, but luckily no one paid any mind to Ra's remark.
That was too close, they each thought, breathing a sigh of relief.
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I had to throw in something with Slither X Dummygirl here. Oh, and if you're wondering where Thatch and Carly are, they're currently making out in the janitor's closet (but you didn't here that from me.).