Skittle Protection
By: Nikkii-Love706
Warning: Extreme weird, the awesomeness of skittles, and an OOC!Jiraiya.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Skittles.
~Start~
[Scene Start: A news show is playing. On the screen is the anchor man Itachi Uchiha.]
Itachi: We here at Konoha News have some shocking stories to convey to the public. (He gestures to a screen.) Please look at this clip from earlier today.
[Screen fades to a large skittles factor with a white haired man hanging out the window. The factory is surrounded by police.]
Jiraiya: I have taken these skittles hostage and you will never get them back! (He holds up two bags of skittles.) MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Police Officer: Sir, think rationally and come down and leave the poor skittles alone.
[Jiraiya leans further out the window.]
Jiraiya: Never! I must protect them from you cruel people! So that they shall never be lost and alone again!
[The crowd gasps as he starts to fall out the window only for Jiraiya to push himself backwards and a loud crash to occur.]
Jiraiya: (Groan) Im ok! Just bleeding but the skittles are A O.K.!
[The screen fades back to the News Station and the anchor man Itachi, who is sitting with his feet propped up eating strawberry pocky and laughing crazily at the clip.]
Camera Man: (Coughs) Um, Itachi, we are back on air.
[Itachi jumps up and starts to straighten himself out.]
Itachi: (Clears throat) Um, oh, that was a clip of Konoha's Toad Sanin and the effects of the, as you well know, addicting skittles. We just have to pray that Jiraiya can save them all!
[The studio goes quiet. Then we hear a voice from back stage.]
Manager: We really need to stop hiring insane ninja to broadcast the news!
[Scene End]
~Done~
*Sooooooo? How was it?