Aqua: HAPPY BIRTHDAY-VERSARY MEGAMAN POWERED UP! And welcome back to Ask Oil and Time Redux everybody! Sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth yet again. With my life, it seems like things keep coming up, mostly the fact that I've had to share the computer with my brother, plus I've been abusing my computer time and neglecting my schoolwork like an idiot, so yeah...but guess what? I HAVE A NETBOOK NOW! *whoop whoop* That means I can now update whenever I please, so regular updates will be resuming as of Sunday, March 18th at the latest!
Time: Hmph. About time. I can't believe I'm saying this but I was actually beginning to miss answering these insane questions of yours...
Oil: Yeah, the lab gets pretty boring after a while...
kirbystarwarior
I am here again. Here are my questions.
1. TimeMan, why do you hate Elecman?
Time: We've been over this. See the previous chapters.
2. Both of you, what is your favorite videogame series?(If you're going to say Megaman don't bother)
Time: I'm not quite sure Okami and Okamiden count as a series, since there are only two games...but I really enjoy playing them nonetheless. Both games are written well, have very good music, and the graphics in Okami are really quite stunning. Plus, it's an interesting look into Japanese folklore.
Oil: I've always liked the Metroid games. Exploring distant planets and blowing up aliens-what's not to like, really? Plus Samus is a hottie, hehe-*smacked by Time* OW! Hey, what was that for? I'm just sayin'!
3. If Wily was traped in a fire, or toxic fumes or whatever, would you show mercy like Megaman and save him, or leave him there to die?
Time: The Laws of Robotics force us to aid him.
Oil: Not that we wouldn't LIKE to leave him, though...
Time: Yes, we would like to, but we couldn't.
4. Oilman and Timeman, who do you think is the most annoying robot master that Megaman has to fight. And do you think it would be easier if you were facing him/her.
Time: *chuckles* Oh, well...there's always been "that one robot master" in nearly every group of eight...out of all of them...I would say the most difficult would probably be Quick Man due to his spazztic, random attack patterns. Yes, other robot masters had random attack patterns as well, like Slash Man and Needle Man, but they didn't have Quick Man's added advantages of incredible speed and uneven ground to trip up their opponent. Of course, if I had been fighting him instead of Rock, I would have had a large advantage over him due to my Time Slow.
Oil: I have to disagree. Personally, I think Burner Man gave Rock a much harder time. He might not have been as fast as Quick Man, but he was just as unpredictable and devious with his means of attack-ah, listen to me! Now ya got me talkin' like you!
Time: *pretending to be offended* And that's a bad thing?
5. Oilman, about your Oilslider. Do you keep it like a stuffed animal?
Oil: Say what now? *confused*
And last question. If you two were fighting every one of Wily's robots at the same time would you A. Run like hell? B. Join Dr Wily? C. Fight them? Or D. Beg for mercy? Why?
Time: *brandishes time arrows* Fight! I'd never give Wily the satisfaction of seeing his enemy in a state of weakness!
Oil: *backs away* Run like hell! I'm not stupid enough to take on Wily's entire army at once!
Anyway, bye. I have a prohect to work on due monday. Later!
Vile EXE
I'm back, guys! It's been a while.
Archer Man: *forest green armor with a Robin Hood-like design, quiver with electric arrows on his back, bow in left hand* So these are the guys that Sky, Blaze, and Fighter told me about. Nice to meet ya. Archer Man's the name.
Time: *slight smile* Nice to make your acquaintance.
Oil: Yo, wassup, man? *grins and gives a thumbs up*
Let's get this set.
1. You ever been late to anything, Time? As punctual as you are, I could not resist asking.
Time: *tenses up and averts his eyes; lies* No, no of course not.
Oil: *impish grin* What about last year, when you were late for Roll's Christmas party due to your malfunctioning chronometer?
Time: *face goes red and he starts flinging time arrows at Oil, who takes cover behind a metal box* YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT YOU JERK!
2. Why is Proto Man still such a loner? I know he doesn't trust Dr. Light, but you'd think he'd be more willing to have a defect that'll blow him to pieces fixed.
Time: *sigh* He has a really strong independent streak. None of us like it but...
3. *notices Marshmallow sneaking out* Where are YOU going? *Archer Man fires a Thunder Arrow, zapping Marshmallow*
Time: *snickers* She deserved that.
Oil: ...you really are a jerk, you know that?
Time: Hey, someone in this family has to be.
4. Do you think advancements in science will allow robots to reproduce? Serious question here, no perverted undertones.
Time: *blinks* Uh...possibly, if scientists see the need to make it possible for robots to reproduce.
5. Archer Man: I gotta ask. How's your aim, guys?
Time: *confident grin; materializes time arrow and throws it at a nearby bullseye; it hits dead center* Perfect. Your turn, Oil. *tosses him a time arrow*
Oil: *catches* Uh, alright, I guess... *tosses; it misses, breaks through a nearby window, and pokes a man's eye out*
Both: O_O;;
Time: I'm never giving you my time arrows again.
Well, I've got nothing else. *remembers something* Oh yeah. *pulls out a small note and tosses it to Oil, who opens it*
Note: *includes phone number* Call me. -Blaze Woman
Oil: SCORE!
Adios, guys. Hopefully he doesn't drool everywhere. *leaves, followed by Archer Man*
Oh, and before I forget, the reference in Chapter 8 is from the ASDFer series on YouTube. Funny as all hell, it is!
Time: *sigh* Well, there's one day of indentured servitude I have to deal with...
PKFlashstorm
ASDF movies.
Timeman! Yay! *Jumps on Time's back* LET US GO BUY SMOOTHIES~
Time: GACK! Ugh...two days of indentured servitude...damn you author...
Okay, here's my questions. (Agaiiiin)
Oilman: Have you ever listened to The Megas or The Protomen? If so, which band is your favorite?
Oil: Ah, I've only listened to The Megas, but I know Bomb Man listens to the Protomen. Personally I like the Megas better.
Timeman: How much wood could a Woodman chuck if a Woodman could chuck wood and was actually Quint in disguise?
Time: As much wood as it takes to fix the time-space-continuum. Or until he breaks Sakugarne, whichever comes first.
ElecMan
You two are getting sillier every time I check on you! Me n' Jewel have friendly hangouts, go shopping.. Do makeovers.. Look at cute guys.. Tell eachother what clothes match and what don't... Spy on our lovlies to check if they're cheating.. And just chill.
Both: o.o O...kay...
Well, anyway; Here's my question.
Time, tell me the truth. Do you hate me just because you're weak against me?
Time: No, Elec, that's not the only reason I hate you. While it is a large part of the reason why I hate you, there are also other parts to it: you're vain, you're arrogant, you consider yourself more important than family, and you seem to have this idea that every sentence has to be a work of art. Speak normally for once. This is 20xx, not Shakespearean times, Elec. There, you wanted the truth, I gave you the truth.
Oh, and Oil? Do you ever wonder if Roll gets a lot of unwanted attention when she goes out? She resembles a human eight times more than us, so I suspect she wouldn't.
Oil: Nah, probably not. She blends in easily with the crowd.
Marshmallow
Oh! What team do you guys have? What levels? How far are you in the game? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER MINE IS EMMET AND INGO FROM THE BATTLE SUBWAY HEY WE SHOULD TRADE OH MAN DID YOU CATCH ALL THE LEGENDARIES- Oh my, i'm going overboard aren't I?
Heheh, I shouldn't drink so much soda.
(A/N: SDJJKDSJKKDDSJKFHKFSJKFSD YES INGO AND EMMET RULE. AS OF POSTING THIS CHAPTER I HAVE FINALLY CHALLENGED THE BATTLE SUBWAY. AND IT IS EFFING HARD BUT ALSO EFFING FUUUUUUN)
Time: S-so many Pokemon questions...
Oil: Jeez, she's way too hyper...
Subway Rider
Geeze Marshmallow, take a chill pill. Sometimes I don't know how these two can get through you without Time bursting with irritation!
Time: I don't know how I manage to get through these sessions either...
Well, i'm back fellas, and i'm not so sharp today.
Now here's one i've been thinking about for a while; If Megaman copies an ability from other RMs, then how come he doesn't have them anymore in the next games?
Both: ...*shrug* Ask Rock or Dr. Light.
Oh, and the refrance was from the asdf movie methinks.
Time: Three days...
Marshmallow
WAAH! ARCHER MAN, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? ;n;
I'M... I'M GONNA TELL ELECMAN THAT YOU DID THAT
AND HE'LL SHOCK YOU
at least I hope so :(
Time: I'll tell him to ignore you. *trollface dot jpg*
kirbystarwarior
Oh yeah. When I said who is the worst creation of Dr. Light I meant the weakest. Sorry about offending you guys. Especially you Oilman. Personally, I like you best out of Dr. Light's creations.
Oil: It's alright. No biggie. *thumbs up*
DVS
So, how are you and your brothers taking to Splash? Her being the first female Robot Master in nine generations. Also, I am absolutely not a TornadoxSplash shipper. Nope. Absolutely not. Methinks I doth protest too much.
Oil: Oh, Splash fits right in! We all warmed up to her pretty quickly.
Time: Indeed. Rather soft-spoken at times, but mind that Laser Trident of hers.
Why do you guys hate Quint so much? I like him. In fact, I found him curled up in a back alley, freed from Wily's control. Here he is! be gentle, though. He's gotten a tad timid. *Shoves Quint to Oil and Time*
Quint: *softly* : H-hi...
Time: *stares for a moment* ...hello. *you can hear that he's trying his hardest to be polite and not freak out*
Oil: Hey there, Quint. Sorry about Time. It's not that he hates you in particular, it's just that anything that causes a time paradox makes his logic circuits short out...
Time: *sparks briefly, then passes out*
Quint: !
Oil: ...like that.
Quint: I-is he going to be okay?
Oil: Yeah, don't worry, it's not the first time this has happened...Doc Light'll fix him up in no time.
Do you guys play TF2 or Minecraft? I'm DLN066 (Yes, Tornado is my favourite Master) on TF2, and ClanSaito on Minecraft, because I'm Japanese and Scottish and proud of it! *Whips out a Claymore and brandishes it menacingly, and straps a katana and wakizashi (or at least that's what I think they're called) to his back*
Time: No, and I don't plan on playing either of them. I have better ways of using my time than wasting it playing pointless online games.
Oil: I tried Minecraft once, but I didn't really like it. I think Jewel Man and Bomb Man play it, though.
I was particularly verbose there, wasn't I?
Oil: Yeah, but not nearly as "verbose" as Time.
Time: Again, you say that as though it were a bad thing.
Oil: Sometimes, it is.
Are Cossack's robots with him or Wily?
Time: They were restored to their original programming and returned to Cossack after Wily was apprehended.
Are the tournament robots back with their creators?
Both: *look at each other questioningly*
Time: Actually, we're not quite sure.
Oil: They never really said whether they were returned or not.
Time: The only one we know the whereabouts of is Centaur Man, and he remained under Dr. Wily's control.
Is Centaur Man actually a woman robot master, like in that one manga?
Time: No, every time I've seen him, he's been male. And don't ask if I checked, I won't answer.
Next time I'll bring my OC Robot Master!
Time: I look forward to meeting them.
Oil: New faces are always welcome!
SuperNova23
Alright, you know the drill:
1. Why are water weapons always the worst? (Hi Dslt Water)
Both: *shrug*
2. Oil, could you go faste then Mach 1?
Oil: Probably not. I was designed as a maintenence bot, not a racer. My body wouldn't be able to handle it.
3. Does Ice's personality split ever confuse/annoy you?
Time: Occasionally, but we've gotten used to it.
Oil: It's kinda scary sometimes, though...
4. What does Ringman do now since he was made to kill Megaman?
Time: Ring Man? I'm not sure to be honest...Haven't seen him around lately...
5. Favorite Wily Castle boss? (Mine is the giant Met from Megaman 4, Wily Castle 1)
Time: Oh, this'll be a tough choice to make. Hmm...I guess the Mecha Dragon from Megaman 2.
Oil: I thought the Block Devil from Megaman 10 was pretty cool.
Kristanni20x6
Hey guys! It's been a while. Well, I got some more questions.
1. What is your opinion on Slashman?
Time: I haven't actually met him in person, but I've seen footage of Rock's battle with him...he's pretty insane in battle to say the least...
2. Have either of you heard or read the Twilight series (I have and I ragequitted before I finished the first chapter)?
Both: VAMPIRES. DO. NOT. SPARKLE.
3. What is your opinon on TV nowadays?
Time: There are still some good shows on television, like on TNT, USA, SciFi...
Oil: Yeah, if you want boring...
Time: *huffs* Well excuse me for having taste.
4. Do you like thunderstorms?
Time: *shakes head* No! Definitely not! *suddenly hears a thunderclap; squeaks and hides under a nearby table*
Oil: *snickers and holds up a tape recorder that's playing the thunderclap sound effect on loop*
Time: *blushes and glares at Oil* That wasn't funny!
5. Hey Timeman, I ship Proto/Time. What do you think about that?
Time: *angry blush* W-WHAT IS WITH YOU FANGIRLS?
Alrighty, that s all I questions I have. Until next time! *runs out of the room*
Golden Lucario
Hi! first time reviewing! anyways, ill be bringing one of MY 8 RMs when i review. this time ive brought Flare man with me * Flare man is za red,orange,and yellow robot that looks like a sword man/ magma man hybrid*
Flare: Hiya guys!
Time: Hello. It's nice to meet you.
Oil: Heya!
Now onto the questions.
Q#1: What are your thoughts on Burner man?
Flare: Hes awesome cuz he likes to burn things, like me!
Not you Flare
Flare: Oh.
Oil: Insane bunsen burner on crack...
Time: *rolls his eyes* I wouldn't go that far...but yes. That robot needs some mental help.
Q#2: Oil, why do you spam oil slider so much on hard mode? _
Oil: *smirks* Why not?
Q#3: What are your thoughts on Mudkipz? (I herd u liek them)
Oil: I do liek Mudkipz.
Time: ...No. I like Torchics better.
Flare: My turn! Do you perfer hot, or cold?
Time: I like winter more than summer, so, cold I guess.
Oil: I prefer warm more than hot or cold.
Thats all. Cya later
Flare: Later dudes!
SuperShadowMario101
timeman,chapter 2,back to the future reference,weres my cookie?
Time: I'm probably going to be shot for this, but...THE COOKIE IS A LIE-*broomslapped by Roll* OW! Jeez...overkill much?
Roll: *glares at Time; smiles at SSM101 and hands him his cookie* Here you go! Fresh from the oven~! *skips away*
S.P.U StarFlight
Heeeey, I was wondering,... What's your Chinese Zodiac animal spirit? I'm the year of the (Metal) Rabbit! Heh Heh, JUMPING FLASH!...I'm sorry... Im a raging fangirl for JF!...GOD, I need to shuddup...
Time: Well, we were all built in the year of the Dragon, but I consider myself a Goat by personality traits.
Oil: Yeah. And I see myself as a Monkey.
auchami
sooo...which one of you two is older?
Oil: Time was completed two days earlier.
Time: *smug smile*