"Oops! I did it again!"

Dedicated to Cengiz

I had fun with this one, I managed to get many, many, many variations.


Series 2 Episode 3

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log comes down the flume and rather than drenching Connor as it was supposed to, barely manges to soak his feet.


Episode 3 Take 2

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log comes down the flume and rather than drenching Connor as it was supposed to, manages to soak not just Connor but the Cameraman too making the camera image wet and blurry.


Episode 3 Take 3

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

A log comes down the flume and rather than drenching Connor as it was supposed to, manages to soak not just Connor, but Jenny and Cutter too.


Episode 3 Take 4

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log comes down the flume and rather than drenching Connor as it was supposed to, barely manages to soak Connor at all.


Episode 3 Take 5

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests...

A log comes down the flume and rather than drenching Connor as it was supposed to, manages to soak not just Connor, but Jenny, Cutter and the manager too.


Episode 3 Take 6

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log is supposed comes down the flume, but it doesn't come and Connor is waiting for ages. Then he starts giggling and as he does the log comes down and drenches him perfectly, but because he laughed they can't use the scene.


Episode 3 Take 7

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: (About to say his line of... 'It was an accident!' When a small child runs over to Cutter and says 'Can I have your Autograph?')

Connor looks peeved. He flinches as a log comes down the flume and he still gets soaked.


Episode 3 Take 8

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

A log comes down the flume and drenches all of them!


Episode 3 Take 9

(Before the scene, Connor talking with Jenny and Cutter. 'I hope this one makes the reel, I think I'm coming down with a cold. Sniffs)

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an a... a... a... ATISHOO!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log comes down the flume and then drenches Connor!


Episode 3 Take 10

Cutter, Connor and Jenny are standing on a bridge talking to a Theme Park manager dressed in a lion suit. Connor has just fired a gun at the manager and he is not happy.

Manager : He shot me! He shot me! He shot me! ARRRRGH! ... (Turning to Cutter) I'm calling the police. I could have been killed.

Jenny: I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've spoken to the police, and they won't be taking any further action.

Manager: What am I supposed to tell averyone?

Cutter: Why don't you tell them it was... A silly stunt that went wrong...

Jenny: And of course, you must let us pay for a new costume.

Manager: If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch, I've got to explain be at Head Office to explain why there was someone was shooting at our guests... (Turns around and walks away.)

(Jenny and Cutter turn to look at Connor.)

Connor: It was an accident!

Jenny and Cutter walk away without saying anything.

A log comes down the flume and then drenches Connor Perfectly!

Connor(falls to his knees): YES! Yes! Yes! Finally. (Looks over to director,) Please tell me that made the reel?

Director (shakes his head): You fell to your knees too quickly, We'll have to do it again.

Connor cringes.

Director starts laughing. Cameraman starts laughing too.

Connor: What?

Director: That was brilliant, perfect just what I wanted!

Connor: ATISHHHOOOO!


Thank you for suggesting this one Cengiz!

Hope you enjoyed that one!

But did you notice in that scene. For someone who is hopeless at shooting guns, he manages to shoot Dead centre of the lions head?