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Dear James,
I hope this summer finds you well. It's so hot here that I've had the fan going constantly, but I still think I am dead and or dying of heat. I got a letter from Sirius saying that he ran away from home and was staying at your place for a while. How is he doing? Something really bad must have happened.
Actually, I was wondering if you two wanted to meet up with me in Diagon Alley? We could go to Fortescue's and have sundaes to cool off. Speaking of sundaes, Tuney and I went to the store to get ice cream (and we didn't even fight, which is a miracle!) and it's so hot that by the time we got home, it was melted. Crazy, crazy.
How's Remus doing? I know he had his transformation a couple nights ago, so I sent these chocolates along for him. Send him best wishes and a hug from me.
Anyway, bye,
Lily
Dear Lily,
Yeah, I'm pretty much dead and or dying of heat, too. Actually, when I'm not in my room. See, a few years ago when Sirius was staying for some of the summer, we were so hot that we tried to cast a cooling charm on my room. Thing is, it failed and now we can't undo it. It's kind of nice, except my mum randomly comes and hangs out in my room now.
We would love to meet you at Fortescue's! How does Saturday at half three sound?
Remus is doing okay. He had a pretty good night, surprisingly and he loved the chocolates and hugs you sent.
Speaking of Remus, since he was here, we tried to play Quidditch and we failed horribly. We had a mismatched team, so Sirius was acting as keeper. Our dear, graceful, Remus tried to throw the ball through the hoop and ended up hitting Sirius and giving him a bloody nose and black eye. He's okay, at least. He's been misusing his powers, though, and has started to use his "injuries" as excuses to get out of cleaning.
Hugs,
James
James,
Saturday at half three sounds great! I'll meet you there!
The Sirius thing had me cackling up a storm. Petunia even came in to see what was wrong, then left in a huff after I told her you had been turned into a pig. Merlin, I love riling her up.
More hugs,
Lily
Lily,
Even more hugs,
James
James,
Do not send me letters for the sake of saying "even more hugs". That was the saddest letter I've ever seen, and I've written letters.
Enough hugs for the world,
Lily
Lily,
What do you mean, your letters are sad!? I personally love your letters.
Hugs from the moon,
James
James,
Why thank you, I like your letters too.
Love,
Lily
"OH, MOTHER OF MERLIN SHE WROTE AND I QUOTE 'LOVE, LILY'! MERLIN PADS!" James shouted.
"Deep breaths, James, deep breaths. We'll get through this together. OHMYMERLIN SHE WROTE 'LOVE LILY'! Stop shaking your head, Remus. We all know this is a huge scientific breakthrough!"
"Do you even know what Science is, Pads?" Remus asked, amused.
"No, Moony. BUT THIS IS AMAZING!"
"Okay, I give in. IT IS SO AMAZING PRONGS!"
"She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you, and you know that can't be bad, OOOO!" Sirius started singing. James grabbed his shoulders, dragging Remus with him to form a mini conga line. "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you yeah, yeah yeah!"
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