Idiots and hugs

AN: Another addition to the Talking Personas. Now first things first, I will admit that this is loosely based off one of Kisdota's Personal problems. However I couldn't simply copy paste it for obvious reasons.

(Junes. Daytime)

Jiraiya doesn't like Junes. All day, Yosuke just works, while the Persona has to stay near his partner. It's not all bad though, because sometimes he gets near the magazine racks and some of those would be fun to read, if he could actually touch them.

But now, he couldn't do that, because the storage room that Yosuke was currently working in was too far away from that kind of entertainment. However...

"The women's clothing sections are right beneath us," Jiraiya mumbled to himself with a mischievous snicker, "Nobody's gonna mind if I take a quick peek." With that, Jiraiya phased through the floor.

Yosuke noticed Jiraiya leaving and sighed. "He really needs a hobby," Yosuke sighed. After all he would never act like Jiraiya, even if he could get away with it... Probably. "Still, if it keeps him entertained, then he won't annoy me and everyone is happy," Yosuke chuckled.

Little did he know that he would regret saying that.

(Few minutes later)

After few minutes, Yosuke was done shifting through the shelves.

Just then Jiraiya phased back up. "YOSUKE WE GOTTA RUN! DEATH IS APPROACHING!" the Persona cried in terror.

"What?" Yosuke was utterly flabbergasted at Jiraiya's unusual behavior, before worry set in, "Wait! What's going on?".

"I was in the women's clothing sections... and I looked," Jiraiya quickly explained.

That earned a sweat drop from Yosuke. "Okaaay. I'm not happy you did that, but what does that have to do with-" *BAM* Yosuke was interrupted by the sound of the door being slammed open. The Junes boy turned to the said door to see Chie looking at him with an evil smile, while Tomoe pointed her weapon at them.

"Hanamura," Chie said in a very dangerous tone.

And now the cogs were turning. "Please tell me, she wasn't the one you peeped on," Yosuke said, getting afraid of Chie.

"NO I DIDN'T! NOW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL HOLY JUST RUN!" Jiraiya cried, while floating backwards. Only to hear an evil giggle right above him, which prompted him to slowly crane his head upwards. Which allowed him to see an overly sweetly smiling Louhi staring down at him.

"Mihinkäs sinä luulet meneväsi(Where do you think you're going)," Louhi asked sinisterly. The crimson locks that were currently hanging down towards Jiraiya only helped to reinforce that image.

"WHAT!? What's Louhi doing here," Yosuke exclaimed at the sight of Viljam's Persona.

Jiraiya was pretty sure that the phrase Louhi uttered was Finnish for, "You're dead.". But while it wasn't, it might as well be. Before Jiraiya could even think about escape, he felt Louhi's claws stabbing him in the back.

Louhi turned her gaze towards Tomoe and Chie. "Could you give him my share of the beating, because I need to go and comfort Kono-chan," Louhi asked the samurai Persona, who nodded in acceptance. "Thank you." With that, Louhi took her claws out of Jiraiya, before kicking the frog towards Chie and Tomoe.

"What's going on," Yosuke asked, utterly confused and afraid.

"We're here to avenge Yukiko!" Was the only response from Chie, before Yosuke felt the first kick hit his midsection.

While the beating began, Louhi phased through the floors back to where she came from.

(In the women's clothing section)

Viljam still had no idea why the girls asked him to hang out, if they were just going to browse some clothes. But that didn't matter right now. What mattered, was the emotionally unstable Yukiko in his arms.

"It's okay, Yukiko. It's okay," Viljam repeated for the umpteenth time, while lightly stroking the back of the girl's head.

"I can *sob* never get married now," Yukiko was able to utter, before she cried harder into Viljam's shoulder. The poor boy had no idea what to say to that, so instead he just tightened the hug ever so slightly.

"-then she might end up p-pregnant and-" Konohana rambled in the back ground in terror.

Viljam wasn't sure how or when the pink Persona's thought process went down the line it was going, but he was too busy trying to comfort Yukiko to do anything about it. "Missä Louhi on kun sitä kaipaa?"

No sooner had Viljam thought that, than Louhi phased through the roof and pulled Konohana into comforting hug. "Shh. It's alright, Kono-chan. Yuki-chan will be alright. Everything will be alright," Louhi shushed the pink Persona, while lightly squeezing the poor girl. Wrapping her fluffy wings around her for good measure.

Konohana's only response was openly crying into Louhi's soft fur clothes, while hugging back. All the while Louhi rested her cheek on top of Konohana's head.

This kept going for few minutes, during which Viljam had to explain a passing clerk about a peeping tom who got away. Not exactly accurate, but it was better than telling that a frog ninja that was invisible to most people did it.

"Thank you Nousku-kun," Yukiko said, finally calm again, "F-for being here."

"You're welcome," Viljam answered, while taking Yukiko's calmness as his queu to release the hug.

"How can Hanamura-kun let him do something like this," Yukiko wondered with a shudder at the thought of how many women who weren't any wiser got peeped on.

"He doesn't have any control over Jiraiya, but I hope he learns after today," Viljam said with slight worry, "I mean, if Jiraiya keeps doing this, Chie-san might kill Yosuke for being associated with him."."Hups," Louhi suddenly piped up, earning a curious glance from Viljam. "Mitä hups(What hups)," Viljam asked in suspicion. Louhi looked a little sheepish, "Unohdin pyytää Chietä säästämään Yosuttajan(I forgot to ask Chie to spare Yosuttaja)." It's amazing how Louhi can look sheepish while still having Konohana in a comforting hug. "Voi vattu(Oh raspberry)," Viljam said in a mixture of exasperation and worry.

"What is it," Yukiko asked, wondering what was being said.

"Louhi forgot to ask Chie to spare Yosuke," Viljam said, fearing for Yosuke's life. It's not his fault that Jiraiya is uncontrollable, but either Yosuke or Jiraiya are masochists or they're simply idiots... Or maybe just Jiraiya.

"That's too bad," Yukiko said, almost sarcastically.

"It's not like Yosuke can take any sort of disciplinary action against that idiot," Louhi said, while rocking Konohana in her arms lightly. "Sadly true," Viljam sighed. "If he could, maybe Jiraiya would be more... tolerable," the Finnish boy said, after searching for the right word. Louhi smirked, "Yes. Tolerable sounds about right. Maybe then, Tomoe and I wouldn't have to be so cruel to him."

"The pervert had it coming," said Tomoe, who just arrived with Chie. The said girl nodded in agreement.

"Please tell me, you didn't commit murder," Viljam said to Chie.

The green clad girl looked highly offended, "Hey! I never get that angry!". "Even though, Chie-san sometimes wished she could," Tomoe chimed in. "TOMOE! That was private!"

Yukiko decided to ignore the outburst and get to a more worrying thought. "Chie, is Hanamura-kun able to walk," the red clad girl asked in worry.

"Not for a few minutes," Chie answered non-chalantly, earning a sigh of relief from Yukiko. At that moment Tomoe decided to pipe up. "I think we should leave now. I don't want to be in this place after that stunt the pervert pulled," the samurai said, while looking around warily. As if Jiraiya could even twitch after Tomoe was through with him.

"I agree," Yukiko said, feeling a little unsafe herself.

"I guess, we should," Viljam too agreed. No point in arguing. "As soon as those two detach themselves," the Finnish boy added, while pointing at Louhi and Konohana, who were still in embrace. "Ööö. That might be hard," Louhi said with worry.

"What are you talking about, Louhi," Tomoe asked the fur clad Persona. In response, Louhi un-wrapped her wings from Konohana so they could see the problem.

Yukiko tilted her head in confusion. "Konohana, you can let go now," Yukiko said, but the pink Persona didn't seem to hear her. "Konohana?"

"Is it just me, or are her eyes dimmer," Viljam pointed out. True enough, Konohana's normally bright yellow eyes seemed to have become darker.

Then Chie took note of the barely noticeable movement of Konohana's torso. "Is she sleeping," Chie asked in disbelief.

"Yes," Louhi answered for everyone. As if to prove a point, Konohana snuggled against Louhi's soft fur clothing. "So cute," Louhi gushed, while rubbing her cheek against Konohana's head.

"Are you trying to be a sister or-" "DON'T!" Viljam interrupted Tomoe's dead pan remark.

"What's your problem," Chie asked, wondering what brought this on.

"If you call Louhi the 'M' word, she will go crazy," Viljam said, hoping that he doesn't have to elaborate.

No such luck. "Since when was calling someone 'mother'-" Tomoe's question was interrupted by a high pitched squee.

"Thank you so much, Tomo-chan," Louhi gushed happily, while Viljam face-palmed. "See what I mean," the Finnish boy felt the need to say.

"...I'm surrounded by idiots," Tomoe deadpanned, "And 'Tomo-chan'?". Chie let out a sigh at the exchange, "Let's just go home, before something else happens.".

"Louhi, can you move," Viljam asked his Persona, still mildly irritated. "Yes, I can. Anything for my cute wittle Kono-chan," Louhi gushed, as she floated forward to prove her point, although she clearly had some difficulty with the extra package. "And now you're scaring me," Viljam said, being unnerved by something in the way Louhi said it.

(Amagi Inn. Evening)

"Louhi, etkö voisi päästää irti jo(Louhi, couldn't you let go already)," Viljam asked his Persona, who still had Konohana in her arms.

Konohana had been asleep all day, not that Louhi minded. Even when the humans had to go to bed, Louhi insisted on sleeping with Konohana. That caused concern for both Viljam and Yukiko.

"Mutta kun Kono-chan on niin syötävän suloinen(But Kono-chan is so cute I could eat her)," Louhi said, while rubbing her cheek against Konohana's head. The fur clad Persona was floating on her back with Konohana laying on top of her still sleeping peacefully. Though the pink Persona occasionally snuggled against the soft furs of Louhi's clothing.

For some reason, Viljam felt even more concerned, "Kuulostit juuri noita-akalta joka syö lapsia(You just sounded like a witch hag that eats children)."

"HEI!" Louhi felt very offended. "En ikinä tekisi mitään pahaa minun pikku Kono-chanille(I would never do anything bad to my little Kono-chan)," Louhi said, sounding like she was talking to a baby.

Viljam decided to ignore Louhi's near obsessive behavior and turned in his futon. "Öitä, Louhi," Viljam wished out of courtesy.

"Öitä Palleroiseni," Louhi cooed, before shifting Konohana on top of her so they would both be more comfortable.

"Idiootti." Was the last annoyed thought Viljam had before falling asleep. Although it might be amusing to see Konohana's reaction to her current sleeping arrangements, once she wakes up.

AN: Yeah, Louhi is slowly devolving into a yandere. She just loves her "baby sister" that much... Well... technically speaking, Konohana is the older one by few minutes, if we count their existence from the moment their partners obtained them.