A/N: Hello well it's my babies 21st WOOO! *insert massive banners and streamers! Maybe even a marching band!* Okay now that that is done, um so this chapter started here and then kind of wrote itself, we also have the reoccurrence of my 'Truth or Dare' App, everything that happens is purely by fate and I am more than ecstatic with how it turned out.
So OMG we made it passed 200 reviews and EEP! I'm so excited, I never expected this in a million years, honestly :D
So I am going to try and get as much chapters out before glee comes back because I'm afraid that it's going to change my writing style :/
Also with Puck's plan, I feel like I'm going to disappoint you with what it is so don't have giant expectations its just something that never would have come across any one elses minds and its one of those 'its so crazy it might actually work' situations.
Um so I hope you like this chapter, there isn't a lot of plot but there is a little =)
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or any movies, musicals, songs, events, products, clothing, labels, schools, names or anything else you can think of I own nothing except my imagination.
This is an EVENTUAL Kurt/Blaine fic, so if you don't like boy x boy then there is a little 'x' button in the right hand corner of this page feel free to click it in times of closed mindedness.
Previously on DTIWSYA:
Sound of female laughter came from the direction of Kurt's basement bedroom and Blaine smiled "who's over?"
"Just Kurt's girls" Burt said.
"Well I better get to it"
"Have you ever met all of them yet?"
"I've met all of New Directions"
Burt smiled "So you haven't been with the girls alone?"
"Not yet. No"
Burt laughed a deep rumbly belly laugh "Oh boy, they're going to eat you alive"
Blaine gulped.
NOW
Blaine opened the door and warily called out Kurt's name from the top of the stairs, the laughter stopped and was instantly replaced with Kurt's excited voice that only came out every now and then.
"Blaine! We're down here"
Blaine made his way down the stairs "Whose we?" He said lightly and smiled when he saw Kurt a large smile on his face, surrounded by the girls from New Directions, Blaine also noted Kurt's hair was styled.
"Everyone!" Kurt cried and of course his excitement was infectious and soon Blaine was grinning goofily; Tina,Blaine was sure that that was her name, looked up at him from her placement on Kurt's bed.
"You're right Kurt his goofy smile is adorable" she said sweetly and Blaine nodded bashfully, does Kurt talk about me?...I hope so.
Kurt didn't seem to enjoy the comment as much as Blaine and blushed profusely before he turned to look at Tina quickly "Tina!" he scolded before moaning in pain as the motion clearly hurt him.
The grin that had still been on Blaine's face disappeared immediately as he noticed Kurt's pain, meanwhile Mercedes had been watching the expressions play on Blaine's face so naturally she moved from her position next to Kurt and sat lower down on the bed.
Blaine literally threw his bag and it landed somewhere, he walked over to Kurt's bed and climbed in slightly behind but still next to him, their position making Blaine taller.
Blaine leaned his head down slightly "Hey you" Blaine whispered into Kurt's ear before lightly pressing a kiss to the shell of his ear, sending a shiver down Kurt's spine.
Kurt inclined his head back slightly to catch Blaine's eye, "Hey" he equally whispered and Blaine knew that if they were a couple he would have pressed their lips together but they weren't so he didn't.
Blaine wanted so desperately to run his fingers through Kurt's hair but as it was perfectly styled with gel and hairspray he knew that Kurt would kill him for messing with it.
There was a click of a camera somewhere and it didn't take long to realize that Brittany had taken a photo with her Camera phone, "Brit?" Kurt questioned.
"Puck didn't tell me to do this" she said before putting her mobile away and everyone pretty much shook their heads at the girl seated between Santana and Quinn.
"Wait where is Rachel?" Blaine questioned as he noted her absence, Rachel was one who he remembered, mainly cause she talked a lot and Kurt talked about her every now and then.
Santana nodded "Hobbits right, I don't have a headache"
Kurt explained that Rachel was running a little bit late but would be arriving soon and to not take a 'Rachel Berry silence' for granted.
Brittany looked up but not directly at anyone "I heard if you record a Rachel Berry silence and then play it back with the volume all the way up it will drown out her voice, Lord Tubbington told me this specifically" She said matter of factly as she filed her nails.
Everyone shrugged it off as another Brittany moment but secretly they all wished it was true, Mercedes looked Blaine up and down "Hope you got PJ's white boy" she said and Blaine looked around and why yes they were all wearing PJ's and he well, wasn't.
He looked down at Kurt, who at some point had laced their fingers together "Hey lovely, I need my hand back, also can I have a shower?"
Kurt nodded slightly and smiled at Blaine as he unlaced their fingers, Blaine lent down and pressed his lips to Kurt's forehead before climbing off the bed and searching for his rucksack that contained his clothing.
He found it and as he was bending over to pick it up there was another click of a camera phone, Blaine turned around, rucksack in hand, to look at Santana with one eyebrow risen "That for Puck as well?" he asked and she smiled flirtatiously "You kidding that one is specially for me and anyone else who wants a copy" she looked around and Tina had her hand risen slightly, so did Quinn.
Santana sent the picture to them including a copy to Kurt's phone but due to the fact that it was on silent he wouldn't discover it until later.
Blaine shook his head slightly with a small smile on his face, flattery was everything and no one could deny that fact, he made his way into the bathroom and closed the door, locking it just in case.
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"So are you two dating now or what? 'cause come on you have to keep a girl up to date" Mercedes said confused by the obscene amount of cuteness.
"'Cedes you know I have a boyfriend that isn't Blaine" Kurt exclaimed, these were the first words he'd spoken since Blaine had bent over to get his rucksack, a sight that would make even the straightest of men breathless let alone one who was very much gay and head over heels over said boy.
"Some boyfriend you got Hummel" Santana muttered and Kurt shot her a glare, previous titillation diminished.
"What's that supposed to mean?" He asked, perhaps a little more bitchier then he should have been, even though he had a secret voice inside his head that agreed with Santana.
"Come on Hummel, you can lie to Blaine, your Dad hell you can lie to yourself but there is no pulling a shade over my eyes, I may be a judgmental bitch but it doesn't take one to realize that Lawrence is the one that put you here if not by his own means but by letting someone else and that's just stupid"
"Aiden didn't, I'm sure of it"
Quinn put her hand half way up to speak "Kurt, I don't agree with Santana during the best of times but she's right, Aiden isn't treating you right"
Santana smiled "And besides did you not see his ass in those jeans"
Kurt couldn't help but grin slightly, he had most defiantly seen Blaine in those jeans, they weren't even designer, probably from Target or Tar-Jay as Blaine called it to sound classy, but there was no denying what so ever that Blaine looked more than good in them.
"Point is Kurt, Blaine is smitten for you" Mercedes said.
"Oh he isn't" Kurt said, he was sure of this, sure he flirted with the idea of it, mainly just because he wished it was true, but he had Aiden and it was wrong to think about another boy, especially so soon into a relationship, even if it was his first.
"He is, I'm sure, lets just say a little birdy told me" Quinn said with a smile and Kurt shook his head, Blaine didn't like him, if he did he would of said something by now, they were just close friends and besides he needed to know what a relationship felt like before he would be ready for a long term commitment.
"The same birdy comes by my window every night at noon" Brittany said and Santana whispered in her ear explaining that noon was during the day.
"Kurt, you really need to drop this Aiden guy, he's smoking sure but he's all kinds of evil and trust me I'm top bitch, I know evil" Santana said looking directly at Kurt.
"Okay I know you guys don't like Aiden but I need him" Kurt said and he wasn't lying, he did need to see what a relationship was even if he honestly didn't want one with him…Kurt had a gut feeling that even if he wanted to break up with Aiden it would be easier in theory.
"Why Kurt?" Tina said, she was confused, Blaine had told them that he liked Kurt and Kurt clearly liked Blaine, what was the problem?
"I just, can we drop the subject, I just have a few things I need to think about before anything happens" and besides Blaine doesn't like me, I can't take the chance of being lonely he finished in his head.
"Okay we will drop it but that doesn't change the fact that he is hot and you know it" Mercedes said with a smile and Kurt nodded.
"I will agree he has very aesthetically pleasing features" Kurt smiled and the girls laughed.
"Hello all of my glee girls!" Rachel said as she came down the stairs and a few people groaned.
"Rachel, correction, you are my glee girls, not yours" Kurt said with a smile, glad that the topic of Blaine was temporarily avoided. "How are you Kurt? Oh I'm just dandy thanks for asking Rachel, Oh don't mention it Kurt" Kurt continued as Rachel ignored him and started rambling.
"I brought many games with me, scrabble, monopoly, Cards, Jenga, Operation and that old favorite Cluedo, I brought over my karaoke machine so I can make Kurt feel better with the sound of my singing"
Kurt looked at Mercedes 'Kill me now' he mouthed; he knew that Rachel meant well and he sometimes enjoyed her company or she wouldn't be around and he knew that, that didn't mean he didn't constantly want to gag her.
"Rachel just put the games down and sit down" Quinn said, taking control of the Rachel Berry situation for everyone's stakes.
"Who owns the pink car Kurt?" Rachel asked from the foot of Kurt's bed.
"Blaine's here, he's just showering" Kurt said with a smile and Rachel nodded rapidly with a big smile on her face.
"I knew you guys would get together soon, I know the way he looks at you, it's the same way Finn looks at me" Rachel began and Kurt cut her off.
"First off, Blaine and I are not dating, Second, don't compare Blaine and I to you and Finn, just no"
"So your not together?" Rachel asked confused, she was sure they were together.
Mercedes turned to her "We were just talking about that weren't we Kurt?"
Kurt shook his head in defeat "This is never going to end" he muttered to himself.
Rachel began rambling about her gay dads and Kurt blocked her out, he'd trained himself how to do that, Santana told her to shut up and started to talk about how hot Blaine was, Kurt listened to that silently agreeing with everything she said.
Around ten minutes of female salivation later and Blaine's voice came from inside the bathroom "Shit, Shit, Shit!" he was muttering and Santana grinned.
"Do ya think he's getting himself off or what?"
"Santana!" Quinn cried, pretending to be the sweet little Christian girl she really wasn't, secretly she was thinking the same thing as everyone else.
"He must of stubbed his toe or something" Kurt mused, silencing the dirty thoughts Santana had placed inside his head, Kurt never considered himself dirty minded but he was a teenage boy and he did have those thoughts just not ones where he himself is involved. He thought those kind of fantasies were bizarre because he honestly couldn't see himself in situations of a sexual nature, especially now, even with his metaphorical virginity destroyed.
"Shit" Blaine muttered again and Santana rose an eyebrow and Kurt and he didn't even need to ask what she meant, he knew.
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Blaine showered pretty quickly, making sure to wash out the mass of gel in his hair, only because he knew that Kurt didn't like it, he used the set of vanilla shampoo and conditioner that Kurt had given him and used his own cinnamon scented body wash.
He washed quickly trying to refrain from singing like he normally would but he knew that it wasn't appropriate for him to sing with everyone in the other room, if it was just Kurt then fine but he had a feeling that he wouldn't live it down if the girls heard.
He turned off the faucet and shook his hair, he climbed out why is the floor wet? He wrapped his towel from the previous night around his waist and that's when he spotted his Pajamas oh shit!
Everything was wet! "Shit, Shit, Shit" he exclaimed, okay, okay the answer was simple I will just put my other "Shit!" he said as he looked at his apparently equally as saturated day clothes.
How did that even happen? Blaine couldn't think of what to do, he couldn't put his wet clothes on but he couldn't walk out there naked.
Blaine opened the door and popped his head out "Um-Hello-me here-awkward situation"
They just looked at him, Santana with a small grin on her face, Oh what the hell, I'm gay even if they did try anything I'm not interested, but Kurt, what if he doesn't like what he sees?
Blaine bit back his doubt and fear and stepped out of the bathroom, the towel hanging low on his hips, it took a moment and then two photos were taken, Blaine looked and one camera, held by Santana, was pointed at him the other, held by Brittany, was pointed at the shocked Kurt.
Blaine kind of liked the way Kurt was looking at him, actually, no, he loved it, he felt more confident, I feel kind of sexy.
Meanwhile Kurt was freaking out slightly, Blaine is naked, he is naked and in my room, he's, oh god, he has abs, where did they even come from?
Kurt couldn't help but look, he just wanted to soak every detail in, the way Blaine's hair fell and dripped softly onto his face, the little bits of water that Blaine had to blink out of his dark, long and beautiful eyelashes. The water droplets that slid painfully slow down Blaine's neck and onto his collar bone and down his olive skin, Blaine wasn't one of those guy's who had a lot of hair on his chest but it was there, not a lot but enough.
The water droplets made Blaine glow in a way that made Kurt's mouth dry but in a good way; Kurt's eyes followed the water droplet's trail as they slid gracefully into the crevasses that was Blaine's amazingly perfect abs. Kurt lowered his eyes a little lower and he looked at Blaine's belly button, he couldn't help but think that it looked adorable and almost out of place on his sexy body. Kurt's eye's widened slightly oh god the way the towel was sitting on Blaine's hips, the fluffy white cotton revealed a thin strip of hair that he doubted Blaine knew was showing. Kurt looked at the way the skin above the cotton was leading to something much more…promising? Or arousing? Either way Kurt was looking and there was a warm coil building in his abdomen, his breath was quickening and Oh No, not here, not in front of the girls!
Kurt subtly took a glance and phew, it's not showing through the duvet, He went back to looking at Blaine, which probably was not the best idea, he was unaware of Santana's grin and the strand of conversation that was going on explaining Blaine's current wonderful state of undress.
Blaine finally caught his eye and just smiled, nothing special really, just a small friendly smile, that is so sexy, the smile turned into a frown as Kurt didn't return the smile "Kurt are you okay?" he asked.
Kurt's mouth was so dry, he couldn't bring himself to say anything, he knew that it would come out high pitched and not good at all.
The next thing knew, Blaine was rushing over to Kurt, Kurt's eyes following every motion and all he could think was No no no! Don't come over! I don't want to be able to smell you too!
Blaine knelt by Kurt, his muscles rippling in a devilish way and Kurt came to the conclusion that Blaine's body wanted to kill him, Blaine looked at him with those hazel-gold eyes that were full of concern.
"Are you okay? Are you remembering something?" Blaine asked softly in a worried voice, he gripped Kurt's hand softly and Kurt could smell vanilla and cinnamon and he knew the smells shouldn't go together but they just did on Blaine, it was spicy and sweet all at once.
Blaine moved his other hand to gently stroke Kurt's face and Kurt thought he was going to faint, everything was wonderful "Do I need to get you dad?"
Kurt swallowed, attempting to say something but nothing came out, except a pitiful squeak that he would deny if any one asked him about it, Blaine got up on the bed and Kurt was silently cursing his sexy existence.
"You can tell me anything Kurt, I'm not going to judge you" Blaine said and Kurt wished he was having a flash back because at least then it would mean that he wouldn't want to jump his best friends bones, which was odd because he had never thought about that!
"Hobbit, get with the picture, Kurt's got a big gay boner for you" Santana spoke up and Kurt honestly didn't know what he wanted to do more, kiss her for saving him or strangle her for outing his situation.
Blaine's eyes widened because he understood now and the way Kurt lowered his head slightly proved her theory, he couldn't help it, he had wondering eyes, he couldn't see it but the mere fact that it was there was more then a little arousing.
"Kurt can I borrow some PJ's"
Kurt nodded rapidly and Blaine stood up and walked to Kurt's closet making sure to hold his towel tighter as he walked near Santana and passed Rachel, he offered her a quick 'hey' but she was as shocked as everyone else over the situation.
Blaine walked into the closet calmly and closed the door, he was grateful that Kurt had a walk in closet, he stood in there and had to bite back a squeal, Kurt did like what he saw! He wanted to do his crazy happy dance but he was naked and that might be a little awkward, I don't have underwear!
He popped his head out again "Um-Kurt- can I borrow some underwear too" Kurt's eyes widened but he nodded and Blaine closed the door again, once he had put on a pair of red underwear he gave in…He did his happy dance.
Once that was over he proceeded to search for some Pajamas, Kurt had labeled his closet according to season and then type of clothing then further by color, right down to the shade, it was quite impressive.
So it was really easy for Blaine to fine PJ's, he chose the ones that looked more worn, mainly because he didn't want to ruin anything Kurt hadn't had a chance to wear yet.
The ones he put on were kind of endearing really the had a cloud on the chest and a teddy bear was dreaming on it, the bear was holding a yellow crescent moon, the pants were flannel and made up of equally dreaming bears with clouds and moons and stars.
There was slightly faded writing on the shirt as well it read 'A dream is a wish your heart makes when your asleep' Blaine smiled and thought back to when he woke up and Kurt had said his name in his sleep.
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Kurt glared at Santana as she started laughing when Blaine went back into the closet "Shoosh" he said, which was the first thing he had said since seeing Blaine half naked.
"He looked really, really hot" Tina said breathlessly and Kurt shot her a glare too.
"Feeling possessive Hummel" Santana commented and everyone else nodded with her absentmindedly.
"I'm serious Kurt, Blaine's abs were better then Mike's and that's saying something" Tina commented and Kurt told her to be quiet.
"You alright boo?" Mercedes asked and Kurt looked at her defeated.
"You women are lucky in a way, at least you can hide arousal" he commented and everyone laughed until Kurt shushed them again.
Blaine was back with them not long after that and Kurt was avoiding eye contact, Blaine wasn't embarrassed or anything he just knew that Kurt was and he understood why completely, he was a guy to. He finally caught Kurt's eye and threw him what he hoped to be a comforting smile to get pass the awkwardness, Kurt mouthed 'I'm Sorry' at Blaine and Blaine smiled 'Don't worry'
"Nice PJ's Blaine" Brittany said with a smile and Blaine returned her smile "They're Kurt's Brittany but thank you anyway"
"Lord Tubbington doesn't like it when I make him wear PJ's" Brittany said and Blaine just nodded slowly.
Kurt indicated for Blaine to come sit next to him again so Blaine toddled over and positioned himself behind Kurt, Kurt's back to Blaine's chest, Kurt sighed and relaxed into Blaine's arms. "Those are my favorite Jimmie Jams" Kurt said quietly, the girls were too busy with their own conversation to notice.
Blaine leant his head down and whispered in Kurt's ear "Thought as much, they're cute, just like you" Kurt shivered again, every time he does that I shiver without fail! Kurt thought to himself. Kurt blushed slightly and Blaine kissed his cheek.
They spent around an hour decorating Kurt's wheel chair, Kurt was more then pleased with the final look, each girl and Blaine had their own spot to decorate, Blaine designed a little bear in his spot, it was made out of jewels and he kindly informed Kurt his name was Frederick.
Mercedes had done a strange swirl pattern that connected with Tina's pattern, Brittany spelt out 'Kurt' on her spot, the K the wrong way around, Santana had helped Brittany and put a rainbow for her spot (They wouldn't discuss her original design)
Rachel of course made a gold star ("So you can think of me all the time") Quinn for some reason thought it would be a good idea to put a cross.
After a while they ordered a pizza and were sitting around Kurt's bed finishing off the last of it.
"Okay this party is dead, time to lighten it up, truth or dare" announced Santana.
Kurt's eyes widened "Maybe not this time" he said and she looked at him and Blaine curiously, Blaine was just as worried as he finished his piece of pizza.
"Come on, it will be fun" Quinn said, she'd always loved a good game of Truth or Dare, Santana smiled wickedly as everyone agreed "Come on boys, I even have it on my iPod"
Blaine and Kurt slowly agreed and everyone smiled, it was going to be heaps of fun, they decided that they would start with Santana since she came up with the idea, Blaine used her iPod app to ask her "Truth or dare?" he asked.
"I'm not a pussy, dare" she said.
"Describe someone in the group in less than 10 words, the rest of us have to guess who you are describing.
"That's it, fine…Loud"
"RACHEL!" everyone chorused except for Rachel her self.
"My works here is done" Santana said.
Blaine shook the iPod to get the next players name "Mercedes" he said and kurt put his hand up "Ooo let me ask, let me ask"
Blaine smiled and handed the iPod over "Okay 'cedes truth or dare?"
She contemplated a while "Truth"
"This is exciting…Have you ever kissed a girl/guy?"
Mercedes laughed "To quote you Mr. Hummel, yes I have, if you mean the tender crook of my elbow"
Everyone laughed and Brittany looked up at her "I'll kiss you Mercedes"
"No thanks baby" Mercedes said sweetly knowing that the girl didn't mean anything by it she was just choosing her form of help.
"Hand the iPod over white boy" Mercedes said and Kurt handed over his power and she shook it "Annnddd we have Mr Anderson, truth or dare?"
Blaine smiled "Dare, these seem pretty tame so far"
"Don't be so sure, your dare is 'Eskimo kiss with a player of your choice'"
Blaine smiled, he could remember doing this with Kurt when they were little…
Blaine looked at Kurt, they were both in big winter coats, gloves, scarves and beanies and they were still cold, even though Blaine knew that they both looked the same he couldn't deny that Kurt looked really cute, his tinnie tiny nose popping out over his scarf.
"I'm soo cold Blainey-Bear" Kurt said, his voice muffled and broken as his teeth chattered, they were seated in their favorite spot at Lima national park, they were by the lake and it was frozen solid.
"Come 'ere" Blaine said and Kurt curled up with him, Blaine threw a blanket over them, he looked sideways and Maria and Kurt's mummy were talking with big smiles and hands.
They warmed up slowly and soon they were talking again, sharing secrets about the world that only they could work out, Blaine told Kurt that the tree's talked to each other and that the birds and the bee's were the way that they sent messages, he was sure that's what grown ups meant by 'the birds and the bees'
Kurt told Blaine why the lake froze in winter, "Its because she's awake all year and needs a big rest so she freezes to look like the color of clouds and dreams"
All too soon Maria was calling Blaine away, "I don't want to go Kurtsie, Maria is going home to Italy for a while and I won't be able to come to see you"
Kurt knew Blaine was right, they were in their winter break and they wouldn't be able to see each other for a long while because Blaine's parents worked too much and wouldn't take him.
Kurt frowned and then he smiled "We can call each other, it will be like a a'venture"
Blaine smiled, they could call, they did have each others number.
"Every day" Blaine said and Kurt nodded "Every day"
Blaine was called again "I really have to go"
Kurt nodded "I can't kiss you on the cheek though, you're all covered up"
"Eskimo kiss?" Blaine proposed and Kurt looked at him "huh?"
"It's where you rub your noses together, Eskimos do it cause they're so cold and covered up to"
Kurt smiled but Blaine couldn't see it under his scarf but he could see it in his eyes so he leant forward and brushed his nose on Kurt's and Kurt giggled "Your nose is cold"
"I know" Blaine smirked and hugged Kurt before running off to Maria.
"Who will it be short stuff?" Santana said to Blaine and Blaine smiled.
"Kurt"
"Of course" Santana muttered and Blaine moved awkwardly and brushed his nose on Kurt's, Kurt smiled "Your nose is cold"
Blaine smiled again "I know"
Brittany took another photo of them and Blaine moved back to his position, "hand it over 'cedes"
Mercedes smiled and handed the iPod over and Blaine shook it "Okayyyy…Quinn…Truth or Dare?"
Quinn chose truth and Blaine pressed the button "Who is your least favorite person?"
"Rachel" Quinn said without even batting an eyelid and Rachel looked taken back "I thought we were becoming friends?"
"I had to tell the truth" Quinn said and Blaine handed the iPod to Quinn and she followed his league and shook it.
"Brittany…Truth or Dare?"
"Huh?" the blonde girl said.
"Do you want to tell a truth or do you want to do a dare?" Kurt elaborated for the girl and she nodded.
"Oh, Dare, only the mouse in my wall can hear my secrets…and Lord Tubbington"
"Okay then, do ten sit-ups" Quinn instructed and being a cheer leader Brittany did it easily counting off ten, the numbers not in the right order but she still did ten.
Quinn handed the iPod to Brittany and Santana showed her what to do.
Almost everyone in the group got a go, Rachel got to be gagged, Mercedes had to put on red lipstick and give Blaine 'Auntie Kisses' (Sloppy kisses on the cheek) everyone else decided that it wasn't fair that only Mercedes was allowed so soon all of the girls (Except the gagged Rachel) had mauled Blaine's face with different colors of lipstick Burt was right…they really are going to eat me alive.
Blaine was the unlucky player, he always seemed to get the worse dares so eventually he was in a dress, lipstick make up all over his face (including the kiss marks) and his nails were painted all different colors somehow they also got him in heels, Kurt refused for him to cuddle again until after the game.
Blaine was now seated in Kurt's egg chair that Mercedes helped drag over, she was the other unlucky player, she had her hair done in all crazy angles and had to be blindfolded after she helped Blaine.
Tina had the iPod after she had to answer whether or not she would prefer to date someone ugly and rich or gorgeous and poor, she chose gorgeous and poor.
"Blaine, its you again"
"Dare" he said almost immediately, how could it get any worse, Tina pressed the dare button.
"Open dare Blaine, you have to go upstairs and we all get to decide"
Kurt laughed and Blaine looked at him curiously "Nothing, just Dad's upstairs watching TV"
Everyone else laughed, "I will come get you when we've decided" Tina said with a sympathetic smile, Blaine nodded slowly and stumbled his way up the stairs in heels.
He made his way into the lounge room and Burt looked up at him, Blaine was pouting slightly, Burt started laughing at him and pointing slightly.
"Don't even ask" Blaine said and he came and sat next to Burt on the couch, stealing some popcorn from the bowl Burt had.
"I love your dress…Blaine-Essa" Burt said before dissolving into giggles again.
"I prefer Blaine-chette actually and thank you, Mercedes said it goes with my eyes"
Burt laughed at the variant of the name 'Blanchette'
"And what lovely eye's they are, I particularly like the Blue eye-shadow"
Blaine smiled "Oh thank you kind sir" he said, his voice higher to sound girly and Burt was laughing again.
"Blaine?" Tina said from the hallway.
"Yes dear" Blaine said his voice still high, Burt was laughing again and Tina smiled.
Blaine stood and looked at Burt "Thank you kind sir, I must now return to the ladies in the boudoir"
Burt didn't stop laughing.
Blaine made his way awkwardly back down the stairs and to his fate, everyone was smiling and it was kind of eerie to look at.
"Blaine Anderson" Kurt addressed and Blaine looked at him "Actually love I'm going by the name of Blaine-chette now" Blaine said impersonating a woman very badly.
Kurt suppressed a giggle but a little escaped, "Your dare is to sing 'Do ya think I'm sexy' with music, in the outfit your in, while we record it"
Blaine groaned "really?"
Everyone nodded and pointed to the karaoke machine and Blaine walked over "If we're going to make a music video then we do it right…I want glitter" he said and Brittany pulled it out of her crafts box and came over to him and he whispered into her ear what he wanted her to do with it.
Blaine pulled the bottoms of the PJ's off leaving just him in the dress, the shirt long since removed, Rachel set up the karaoke machine, simply excited to use it.
"I want to see this" Mercedes said so she pulled the blind fold off, Rachel seemed angry and Santana kindly informed her that the gag wasn't coming out no matter what.
Blaine was ready, so were the various cameras, Tina decided that she would do a choppy edit and post it on facebook that night.
The music started to play and Blaine started to sing, he decided that as he was a woman at the moment he better sing it an octave higher.
He turned around and through his hips around in what he hoped was a mock-seductive look "Sugar!" he sang "sugar!"
He turned around and started the first verse "She sits alone waiting for suggestions; He's so nervous avoiding all her questions"
Blaine pointed at one of the girls and then at Kurt with a slight smile.
"His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding, Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?"
He strutted around the mini stage he had created for himself, Brittany through a handful of glitter around, a fan was on somewhere and the glitter blew through the room as he broke into the chorus, dancing around and he knew his moves were awesome.
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me" He ran his hand down his hip before lightly tapping it like he'd seen countless women and drag queens do, he continued to his bizarre seductive dancing through the chorus.
"Come on, honey, tell me so"
There were wolf whistles somewhere and he assumed it was Santana, he strutted some more, doing bizarre moves, he ran his hand through his hair and swiveled on his imaginary pole.
"He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant"
He started the chorus again and Brittany threw more glitter "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so"
He'd pulled Santana up and she danced with him, he placed a light kiss to her cheek before playfully booting her off the stage.
"His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone"
During the instrumental break he danced like mad, which was impressive considering he was in heels, He was enjoying this dare more than he cared to admit.
"They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie"
Perhaps his bizarre dance moves didn't make any sense with the lyrics but he still danced wildly and seductively the best way he knew how.
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so, baby"
He finished at almost a whisper, the room erupted in cheers and he broke into laughter, searching for the pant's he threw how to women do it, my legs a freezing and I was just singing and dancing.
He pulled the pants on and his little red dress back down, everyone had already handed their iPhones and iPods to Tina and she was already processing everything on her macbook.
*********************************KLAINE*******************************
Blaine walked the girls out at around Eleven that night, with each small group he walked out they each had questions for him "What are your intentions?" "When are you telling him?" were the least intruding ones, he wouldn't even think to repeat the ones Santana asked him. Mercedes hugged him goodbye and he was honored, the dress and heels were taken off him thank god! Every one of them had added him on facebook and he accepted them.
Blaine made his way back into Kurt's room, glad to be wearing Pajamas again and have no make up on; of course he would never live any of it down.
He made sure he cleaned up Kurt's bathroom and his general room, before saying good night to Burt and climbing in bed beside Kurt.
"Hey" Kurt whispered, his eyes half opened.
"Hey sweetheart" Blaine said and Kurt shimmied over to Blaine, just so he could curl up in his arms.
"I'm sorry about earlier" Kurt said softly and Blaine was confused for a moment before he remembered.
"Kurt its okay, seriously, It happens all the time to all of us" Blaine said gently massaging Kurt's arm.
"Even you?"
Blaine laughed "Even me, most defiantly even me"
It was silent for a long time "Blaine?"
"Yeah Kurt?"
"What am I supposed to do with it?"
"Huh?"
"When that happens…you know…down there"
Blaine didn't know what to say, he didn't really want to be having this conversation with Kurt.
"Don't you ever?"
"It's only happened a few times and I don't know what I should do"
"Um- well- I gather you would know the mechanics right?"
"Blaine"
"Yeah?"
"That's not what I'm talking about"
"Oh-What are we talking about then?"
"I just- I don't know, I don't know what's right and wrong and after everything that's happened I didn't think I would even have any thoughts like that, let alone so soon"
Blaine instinctively held Kurt closer when Kurt mentioned what happened to him "I know this is very confusing for you and well obviously there is nothing wrong with doing that, you know when you're in the right moment"
Kurt shook his head "But it's so dirty"
Blaine laughed slightly "Yeah it is a bit"
"And it isn't romantic and it's kind of sad because you do it alone"
Blaine smiled and kissed the top of Kurt's head "You know you don't have to do it unless you feel its right"
"But I'm just- don't worry about it let's sleep"
"Don't do that Kurt…Don't close up on me… you can talk to me, I wont judge you"
Blaine kissed Kurt's head again and nuzzled down lower, resting his head in the crevice of Kurt's neck, mindful as to not hurt him, he kissed Kurt's neck softly more or less to let Kurt know he was still here.
"Blaine?"
"Mm…"
"It's really hard to explain what's going on in my head at the moment"
"I know" Blaine said softly "-Do you want to try explaining? You don't have to"
"No I want to" Kurt said and he exhaled softly, he knew he needed to go through his thoughts, it was a little distracting though with Blaine's lips now resting lightly on his neck and the smell of Blaine surrounding him.
"I'm so scared Blaine" he admitted.
Blaine couldn't really see Kurt in the dark but that's what made the whole situation a lot more intimate and sweet "Of what?"
Kurt sighed again "Everything, I hear things, just normal things, a door closing, another person walking, just random things and I'm so scared, I don't like feeling like this I don't like being so scared of being hurt again, I thought Karofsky scared me, it's so much worse because I don't know who to look out for anymore" Kurt paused for a shuddering breath "-And I'm scared that if I let myself have those feelings, enjoy those feelings, I'm afraid that I will remember and then I wont be able to be intimate with anyone ever again and I know you must think I'm crazy or something"
"Hush now, I don't think you're crazy, I think you are the most bravest person I have ever met, I know you're scared, I am too, I don't want you to be hurt again"
Kurt nodded sadly "I don't know what I would have done if I didn't have you"
Blaine rubbed Kurt's back gently "I know how you feel"
Blaine closed his eyes and listened to the gentle sound of Kurt breathing "Blaine?" Kurt said softly and Blaine opened his eyes to look at him again, or at least the best he could with only the moonlight coming in through Kurt's small window.
"What if I hadn't stopped you that day? What if I asked someone else what was going on?"
Blaine picked up Kurt's hand and kissed the palm lightly and pressed it over his own heart so Kurt could feel it beating "I would have found you anyway"
A/N: Okay so I have no idea where the last scene came from, I actually have no idea what so ever =/ I hope its okay.
I realized that I am a woman, I have difficult writing situations where a BOY is aroused, its difficult for me, so I hope its okay =)
Come on, Blaine in drag singing 'Do ya think I'm sexy' (By Rod Stewart) I could see it happening =D Artists? *makes puppy dog eyes* a drawing would be phenomenal actually a drawing based on this fic in general would be phenomenal, I tried but its kind of sad doing fan art for my own fic XD
So next chapter should have Kurt maybe going back to school and the social blow up of Blaine's viral video =P
I hope I made the characters believable =D
I love Burt, just saying, I want a Burt for my birthday, is that possible? We have 17 days to find one =) (that's September 29) the timer starts now =P
Well it's now 3AM so I am going to go get some sleep =)
Please review, you actually have no idea how much they make my day =D
Til Chapter 22
Shae xo
PS. My fic can now buy all of you drinks =P so place your orders…Shirley Temples for all?