The Tentarafoo Incident
AN: Another addition to the talking Personas series. If you've red my main fic, you know when this happens.
(TV world)
"Come to me my prince!" shouted a very delirious Yukiko, who glomped Yu's neck and started hugging too tightly.
"Yukiko! What're you doing," Chie cried out at her best friends weird behavior.
"Villy's Tentarafoo did this when it backfired," Teddie replied in worry for his sensei.
"Oh, great job Vil- WHUH!?" Yosuke cut himself off at having to dodge the sickle end of Viljam's weapon.
Speaking of which, the Finnish boy looked very crazed, even giggling maniacally for good measure.
"Oh shit," Yosuke said, before running away from the crazy murderer.
As this happened, Izanagi was dodging Konohana who kept trying to glomp him. "Konohana-san, you're not acting like yourself. Please snap out of it," Izanagi tried to reason.
"Why don't you want me," Konohana said, sounding like she was holding back a sob.
"No fair," Jiraiya grumbled, while crossing his arms in indignation. "Why does he get to be popular," the frog ninja whined, even as he heard Yosuke's cries for help.
"Of all the things you're worrying about," Tomoe said in annoyance. As soon as Tomoe said that, Jiraiya was glomped by... Louhi? "Louhi," Tomoe questioned her friend's actions.
Jiraiya struggled for a moment, before realizing something. Louhi had glomped his head, which was now pressed against her fur clad chest. "Oh this is heaven," Jiraiya sighed in happiness while nuzzling against the fur clad breasts.
"Jiraiya," Tomoe growled, while preparing her weapon. Then she froze at the sight she never had even in her worst nightmares, Louhi was licking Jiraiya's... antennaes? Stalks? Well, whatever those things were that came out of his head.
"Ohh, yes," Jiraiya groaned, clearly enjoying the treatment.
"Louhi, stop this! This isn't you," Tomoe shouted, feeling very betrayed now. She knew that Louhi wasn't currently in her right mind, but this sight still went against everything she believed about the fur clad Persona.
"Why is Louhi-san, licking Jiraiya," Take asked, more surprised than anything else. Kanji on the other hand, looked away from the scene with a furious blush.
"Ohh! Yeah! That's it! Keep doing that," Jiraiya moaned as Louhi was now suckling on his stalk. "I finally got what I deEEEEOOOWWW!" Jiraiya screamed when Louhi bit the stalk, hard. Jiraiya's often questionable survival instinct kicked in and he pushed the fur clad woman off of him. "FRIGGING CRAZY LADY!" Jiraiya cried while nursing his abused stalk.
Meanwhile Louhi got back up from where Jiraiya had flung her to. She had a wicked grin on her face and... was that drool? "Vai aikoo lounas tapella(So the lunch is planning to fight)," Louhi said deliriously, while licking her lips. "Tapellaan sitten(Then let's fight)," the fur clad Persona said, while dashing at Jiraiya with her claws ready to strike.
Meanwhile, anyone who wasn't busy right now was staring at the scene. "What's going on," Kanji managed to say, his blush now gone.
Tomoe looked thoughtful. "I could be wrong, but... that look on Louhi's face is the same one Chie-san gives when she sees a juicy steak," the samurai Persona said, while shuddering a little.
That caused a look of horror to come to Kanji, "Wait! You're saying... Louhi wants to eat Jiraiya!?"
"WHAT!?" Came from Jiraiya, who barely dodged another jab from the hungry witch.
"Nyt syödään sammakkosoppaa(Now we're eating frog soup)," Louhi shouted in glee, followed by another swipe at Jiraiya.
"Take, stop her," Kanji shouted, not wanting to see Jiraiya getting eaten. "But how? I don't want to hurt her," Take said in concern. "Just hug her or something," Kanji said, while glancing at Yosuke who barely ducked under another swipe from the sickle.
"SOMEONE STOP HIM ALREADY!" Yosuke cried in distress
Kanji took that as his queu to go and stop Viljam, while Take wrapped his enormous arms around Louhi, locking her in place.
"Päästä irti, senkin kaliseva luusäkki(Let go, you rattling bonesack)!" Louhi shouted angrily, while scratching Take's chest with what little movement she could muster. "Tai teen sinusta soppaluun(Or I'll make a soup bone out of you)," the fur clad Persona threatened, while her claws uselessly schreeched against the enormous Persona.
"I don't understand what you're saying, but I'm sorry for this," Take replied, holding Louhi in place easily.
(A little later)
"I WHAT!?" Louhi cried in outrage.
"You licked Jiraiya before-" "I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!" Louhi interrupted Tomoe. The fur clad Persona fell down on the floor with a mortified expression. "I'm going to miss my voice," Louhi said as she stuck her tongue out and moved her claws towards it.
"NO, NEE-CHAN!" Konohana cried out and moved to stop Louhi.
Tomoe also joined the effort. "Louhi, I know what you did was disgusting, but it isn't worth losing your tongue," the samurai said, while holding Louhi's hands back by the wrists.
"... I have no words," Viljam said, trying process the fact that Louhi tried to eat Jiraiya.
"You and me both, dammit!" Exclaimed Jiraiya, who was currently floating far away from them. Louhi trying to eat him left some very deep scars into his mind. "I'm never getting near the crazy lady again," the frog ninja grumbled while shivering in terror. "Why did she even think Jiraiya was food," Yosuke wondered aloud.
"Uhh...," Viljam sounded out, earning everyone's attention. Seeing as he was being stared at, Viljam decided to throw out his theory, "Have any of you red stories about witches eating frogs?"
Didn't take a genius to figure out where that question led. "So... Louhi is a witch who eats frogs," Yu questioned. At that, everyone turned a suspicious gaze at Louhi, including Tomoe and Konohana, who were still holding her arms.
"What?" Louhi asked, getting uncomfortable at the stares.
Then Kanji went pale at something he realized, "...Uhh... guys... does this mean that..., Biruyam-senpai might be a cannibal?".
That earned earned the punk various looks. Viljam's being one of outrage. "Are you crazy," Viljam all but demanded.
Kanji replied by revealing his hand that moments ago was bitten by the crazed Finnish boy. The hand was now tightly wrapped in the cloth, but you could still see blotches of red on it. This caused everyone to slowly turn their gazes on Viljam, before inching away from him
"Guys! You can't be serious," Viljam exclaimed, looking a little distressed.
"So you planned to eat boss," Take accused, while pointing his weapon at Viljam.
"We know he's a carnivore," Yosuke added in, trembling in terror. After all, Viljam tried to cut him to pieces with his weapon not too long ago... Okay now Yosuke was convinced that Viljam was planning to eat him moments ago.
"Yosuke you can't be serious," Viljam said, sounding like he was in distress. "You guys don't believe him... right?" The Finnish boy all but begged the others.
"I believe you," Yukiko said a little nervously. Unfrotunately, her guest brother picked up on it and a cloud of dark depression fell upon him.
"Come on Yukiko, he was just temporarily insane," Chie reasoned.
Unfortunately, that made Viljam just sink further into darkness. "Kaikki vihaavat mua(Everyone hates me)," the Finnish half sobbed.
"We should leave him," Yu said sounding completely serious. Unfortunately, that earned Yu a disapproving glare from the two girls. "...Never mind."
AN:I had to do this... I just had to. Actually this thing has been sitting in my computer for way over a month and only now do I feel like posting it. Just so you know, Chapter 40 is still on the way, but... I have problems writing certain parts. Still, I'll try my best, now that I've finished Persona 5. Although I'm still working on getting the platinum on it.