A/N: Hey, Hi! Do you remember me? I'm back from VIC and it was AMAZING, so AMAZING that I have to dedicate this chapter to my two best friends, Connor and Sarah, as they were my pure inspiration for this chapter, every situation in this has happened, except for some minor details :P

We are insane! XD

This chapter was actually insanely hard to write and thus it is insanely small :/ I apologize because the only reason it is the way it is, is because I could see it so perfectly in my head and then I couldn't make it perfect so sorry for that.

I also lost my iPod on my birthday (which was amazingly awesome) so I lost a lot of my work that I had done in notes, like the story line for this fic, so bear with me for a little bit.

I've also had a little bit of writers block so please can you send me some prompts to fill for my other prompty story thingy? It would help me so much :D

Also if you're new... HELLO! Welcome to the nut house :D

I'm thinking of calling this chapter, Chapter 23 Part 1 =P

So this is a really dodgy chapter but I hope you guys love it :D

Also I want to thank everyone for the reviews and the birthday wishes, they made my day =)

And just so you know, I have no flipping idea what happens when you take too much morphine but I doubt that it is this :O

So enjoy, please =P

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or any movies, musicals, songs, events, products, clothing, labels, schools, names or anything else you can think of I own nothing except my imagination.

This is an EVENTUAL Kurt/Blaine fic, so if you don't like boy x boy then there is a little 'x' button in the right hand corner of this page feel free to click it in times of closed mindedness.

NOW

Blaine knocked on the Hummel's front door frantically, all that he had been told is that Kurt had taken six times the amount of morphine than what he was prescribed and ever since he hadn't been able to focus, even when driving, he'd swerved quite a lot.

Burt Hummel opened the door with a grin and the next thing Blaine knew, he was being pulled in side the house by his jacket, Burt was smiling an odd smile, odd because it seemed out of place considering their current predicament.

"Thank god you're here!" Burt cried, the odd smile still plastered on his face.

"Um- you're welcome?" Blaine half asked warily and Burt nodded "-Where's Kurt?"

"Swimming in his clothes" Burt said nonchalantly and Blaine's eyes widened.

"What?"

"Yeah, he seems to be having fun" Burt said as the smile returned.

"Wait, hold it… You guys don't even have a pool"

"I know"

"Bath?"

Burt smiled "Nope"

"Sink?" Blaine asked disbelievingly.

"Nope"

"This doesn't make any sense"

"Yet you thought a growing teen would fit in a sink makes perfect sense" Burt smiled.

"I hate it when you Hummel's are right"

"Blaine?"

"Yeah?"

"We're always right"

Blaine nodded and Burt smiled wider "Come on, I'll show ya" Burt said as he made his way to Kurt's room Blaine following closely behind with nothing short of pure confusion on his face.

On the way Burt began to explain that he had called Kurt's doctor and that Kurt would be fine "-He's just going to have some side effects"

"Side effects?" Blaine asked warily and Burt just smiled again as they came to stand in front of Kurt's closet door.

"He locked himself in there about twenty minutes ago, the last thing I heard from him was 'I'm gonna drown' he hasn't made a peep since , well, except for the occasional giggle and 'yipee', The doc said he should calm down in a few hours until then, he is all yours"

Blaine gulped and Burt laughed slightly "Don't worry to much kiddo, just run with whatever he comes up with, I've been 'Papa Bear' for the past hour"

"Wait, what about all his injuries? Isn't he in pain?"

"He took Morphine Blaine, Morphine, one of the strongest pain killers and you're asking if he is in pain?"

"Oh, right"

"He will be in a lot of pain when he comes out of this though, Doc gave me something to put him to sleep but we have to wait til the morphine is out or something"

Blaine nodded in complete understanding "I'll be upstairs if you need me" he said before he made his way up the stairs, Blaine turned back to the closet "Kurt?"

He heard a thump and he winced "Blainey-Bear?" Kurt cried through the door.

'Just run with what ever he comes up with' "Yeah, Kurtsie, tis me"

There was some scurrying and a click that he suspected was the closet door being unlocked, Blaine took that as an invitation to come in, so it was that that Blaine Anderson found himself walking into the closet.

He looked around and his stomach dropped, every item of Kurt's clothes were in a pile on the floor and he meant every item. Kurt's going to murder himself after this.

"Kurt?" Blaine called warily as the boy was no where to be seen, Blaine suddenly felt like the main character in a horror film, I hate horror films!

"Kur-Argh!" Blaine cried inhumanely as he was pulled to the ground by an unseen force, the next thing he knew he was being pounced on by a very excited and very shirtless Kurt Hummel.

"Blainey-Bear!" Kurt leant down and kissed Blaine hard on the lips, it was quick and brutal and Blaine's eyes went wide.

"I missed you!" Kurt said excitedly against Blaine's lips and Blaine smiled dopily as he was slightly intoxicated from Kurt's lips.

"Missed you too" Blaine said sincerely and he watched a few tears well in Kurt's eyes.

"You mean it?"

Blaine nodded and then he was being kissed again, I like high Kurt, oh fuck!, Blaine turned his head to the side and Kurt kissed his cheek and giggled "It's prickly"

"Kurt, you have to stop kissing me, it's not right"

Kurt started to cry again "How could you say that it's not right?"

"Kurt your-"

"I've never felt more right then when I taste your lips"

Oh god, Blaine wished so much that Kurt wasn't just saying this.

Kurt moved in to kiss him again and Blaine turned away again "Kurt, when you are lucid I will let you kiss me okay? Just not until then" Blaine wished that Kurt would want to kiss him while he was lucid.

Kurt had eyes like saucers all of a sudden and he scurried back into the clothes "Ah!"

"What?"

"I'm naked under all these clothes!" Kurt cried and Blaine smiled slightly "-and you must have x-ray vision since you're always seeing right through me!"

Blaine couldn't help but understand his reasoning "I don't have x-ray vision"

"Really? Than what color underwear am I wearing?" Kurt said pointing an accusing finger at Blaine and Blaine bit his bottom lip to stop from laughing, Kurt looked adorable.

"Kurt, that doesn't help"

"Answer the question Blainey-Bear" Kurt sounded stern and accusing, like the bad cop in a good cop bad cop routine, it would have been really well executed had he not put in the adorable pet name.

"Purple" Blaine said offhandedly and Kurt smiled "-do I pass?"

Kurt just kept smiling and Blaine looked at him "did I get it right? Are they really purple?"

"No silly, I'm not wearing any"

Blaine gulped.

**********************************KLAINE******************************

Kurt didn't calm down much after Blaine finally convinced him to stop trying to make 'Clothes Angels' because "Kurt, that is a pile of clothes, not a pile of snow"

Every situation with Kurt was different, "I saw something fly, I think it was a bird" "No Kurt, we're inside" or when they were playing cards "Oh Em Gee, it's a three!" Blaine however preferred Kurt's opinion on Halo "I don't want to play two player, I can die by myself thank you very much" Kurt's little master chief died quiet often "-You stupid, stupid little man" "Be nice to the Xbox Kurt"

Currently Blaine was attempting to organize Kurt's clothes again while he kept one eye on Kurt as he played with a fiber optic lamp "It's so trippy Blaine!"

Blaine smiled and nodded because yes it really was 'trippy', Kurt looked at his foot, the non injured one, "AH! I can't feel my foot" Kurt slapped his foot "-That's better"

Blaine shook his head, what's with him and hitting, Kurt had been holding Blaine still and hitting his arm and if Blaine was to move so much as a millimeter than Kurt would yell at him to stay still while he hit him.

Blaine smiled at Kurt and then turned back to the autumn section "Blaine I can't feel my face!" *slap* "much better"

Blaine shook his head, he couldn't do anything else, he knew that now, he had tried to put Kurt to bed but that turned into a replica of the exorcism minus the full 360 rotation and the pea soup.

"Blaine!" Kurt cried and Blaine turned to look at him "Yeah?"

"Ask me-" Kurt dissolved into giggles "-Ask me why, hehehehe Ask me why the chicken crossed the- hehehehe- why he crossed the road"

Blaine had to laugh because Kurt had a contagious giggle "Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?"

Kurt's lip trembled as he held in his laughter "Because he wanted to…Bitch" Kurt dissolved into giggles and Blaine laughed because he didn't really get it.

Half way into Blaine's little cleaning spree, he yet again found himself being pulled down onto the floor, He looked up at Kurt "We have got to stop meeting like this" he said with a smile and Kurt kissed him again, Blaine became lightheaded again before Kurt detached first "You have to leave"

Blaine rose an eyebrow at him "Say what?"

"They're on their way, They know I know!" Kurt practically yelled; Blaine was confused and went to say something but Kurt put a finger over his lips "Shhh… The pens will hear you,"

"What?" Blaine whispered.

"They're gonna take over the world, Blainey-Bear, They're in league with the internet, once that crashes everyone will have to use pens to send mail and that's when they will strike!" he cried "shhh"

Blaine bit the inside of his mouth because it was adorable and his lips were tingling damn, I have to make sure he stops doing that.

"They're heading here now, I'm sure of it"

Blaine wrapped his arms around Kurt and Kurt tried to push him off "I love you Blaine, but you have to go, it's not safe"

"Wait what?" did Blaine hear him right? He hoped he did even if he had a little voice at the back of his mind, reminding him that Kurt was in an inebriated state and couldn't control his word vomit.

"It's not safe?" Kurt questioned.

"No the other bit"

"You have to go?"

"No, the other, other bit"

"I love you"

Blaine's stomach did a summersault "Really?"

Kurt kissed him dizzy again "Yeah, now go before they get here"

"Kurt?"

"Shhh!"

"Listen"

"Be quick"

"Let the pens come…I have whiteout"

A/N: I am sorry for this chapter being so shit, I wanted it to be better but it just wasn't as fun as the inspiration, I hope you enjoyed it regardless because that's why Im here.

Oh OH OH I have exciting news! I decided to be a writer ( a proper one) I started an original story and I love it soooooo much :D any who :P

Please review, I would really appreciate it right now =)

Also, calling all you tumblr people, my tumblr is 'fallingthroughwonderland' I'm reposting all of this first and then I might start posting previews and stuff :D

I love you all sooo much (don't ever forget that)

- Shae xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo ('Because you matter' ;) )