Todd just won't take a hint, so Pietro and Wanda will have to work together to find a way to make her leave her alone.


Pietro was playing the acoustic guitar in the living room.

Todd rushed in, screaming as loud as he could.

Pietro stopped playing and grabbed his arm.

"What's wrong?"

"Yo sis is gonna kill me, dawg!"

"TOAD!"

"What did you do this time?" asked Pietro.

"Uh, heh-heh, I kinda, maybe, sorta saw your twin naked in the shower."

"YOU DID WHAT!"

Todd flinched.

"What the hell, Todd!"

"I'm sorry, Tro," said Todd.

"Douche bag," said Pietro.

"WHERE ARE YOU, TOAD!" screamed Wanda.

"He's in here!" called Pietro.

"Tro!" shrieked Todd.

Wanda, fully clothed, hair wet, angry faced, bolted in, ready to kill Todd.

"Now babycakes, let's take a deep breath. You don't wanna do something you'll regret."

"I'll hold him down and you hit him with a hex, sis," said Pietro.

"Tro!"

"I'll make this painful," said Wanda, hands glowing.

Todd backed into a corner.

"Please, Wanda, ou wouldn' hurt your boyfriend, would you?"

"For the last damn time, you're NOT my boyfriend!" screamed Wanda. "Who would date you? You're a smelly, perverted freak!"

Todd winced. He turned to Pietro.

"You wouldn't let your sister hurt me, would you, Tro? We're buds. And you're such an awesome dude."

"I am, aren't I? So awesome, someday, there'll be a tribute for me. But just 'cause I'm awesome and we're frinds, doesn't mean I'm going to let you get away with seeing my naked sister," said Pietro, arms crossed.

"Hold still," Wanda ordered Todd.

"Hang on," said Pietro.

"Thank God," breathed Todd.

"Pietro," glared Wanda.

"Relax," said Pietro. "He'll still get punished. Hexing him never works, so I have a better idea."


"AHHHHHHH!"

Todd was tied up and hung on a tree branch from his underwear, giving him a weggie. He was being beaten by little kids with think sticked.

"Ow! What the heck are those sticks made of? Adamantium? Ow!"

Wanda and Pietro were watching from afar.

"Will this get him to stop?" asked Wanda.

"Maybe," said Pietro. "Maybe not. Either way, it's a win/win. If he keeps bothing you, we can just torture him some more."

"Please stop!" begged Todd.

Pietro and Wanda smiled.