Pietro and the Brotherhood play truth or dare. Let's see how that goes.


Pietro, Wanda, Fred, Todd, and Lance were in the living room playing Truth Or Dare.

"Okay, Tro, truth or dare?" asked Todd.

"Dare," said Pietro.

"I dare you to tell me all the names of the girls you ever went out with."

"Pamela Martin, Jenny Jones, Janet Van Dyne, Crystalia Amaquelin, Greer Grant, Madeline Berry, Penny Johnson, Angel Salvadore, Amy Morris, Carrie Long, Holly James, Jenna Ford, Cassandra Lang, Nico Minoru, Klara Prast, Maria Hill, Jessica Drew, Natalia Romanova, Nicholette Gold, Carol Danvers, Jennifer Walters, Monica Rambeau, Barbara Morse, Moira Brandon, Dorreen Green, Tina Wilson, Rikki Jonas, Zoe Alexander, Lilly Griffin, Rose Wells, Jamie Wade, Nina Hooper. That's all the names I can think of at the moment. If I remember some more, I'll tell you."

"Wow, Pietro, we've been around," said Fred.

"You sound surprised," said Lance.

Pietro smirked.

"Lance, truth or dare?" asked Wanda.

"Truth."

"Is it true that you got Kitty pregnant?" asked Pietro.

"I mean dare!"

"Okay. I dare you to tell me if Kitty is really pregnant."

"Why would you want to know that!"

"Everyone wants to know," said Todd. "She's been sick for a long time, looks kinda plumpy, and you're been bragging you and she finally had sex, so spill."

They leaned in, wanting to hear if the rock tumbler got a valley girl knocked up.

"...It's true."

"Ah ha! I knew it!" exclaimed Todd.

"Don't tell anyone!" Lance shouted. "If Logan finds out, he'll kill me!"

"What are you two going to do?" asked Wanda.

"Don't know. I think she should get an abortion, but she said she didn't want to kill the baby."

"You better figure something out fast," said Pietro. "Eventually, Logan and the other X-Men will find out."

"I know."

"Todd, truth or dare?"

"Dare, yo."

"I dare you to skateboard to the market and back nacked," said Fred.

"How nacked?" asked Todd.

"Forth base."

"But everyone will see everything!"

"Looks like the toad is a chicken," smirked Lance.

"Am not!"

"Chicken!" exclaimed Pietro, making chicken noises.

"Fine! I'll do it!"


"No, he doesn't want to go to jail," Pietro said to the cop.

Lance and Fred stood aside with Todd, wrapped in a towel, between they. Wanda stayed home.

Pietro walked back tot he three boys holding a ticket the cop gave him.

"Well?" asked Lance.

"We need to pay a fine," the speedster said, handing him the ticket.

Lance looked at the amount and his jaw dropped.

"WHAT! We can't pay this!"

"We need to find the money or Todd goes to jail."

"Can this get any worse?"

"ALVERS!" roared Logan, claws out.

Lance ran away, screaming.

"Let's never play truth or dare again," said Fred.

"Agreed," said Pietro and Todd.