What the hell is a Russian?
Thanks to BlissofanAngel and 'Tails Is FLUFFY' for reviewing the last chapter.
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We join our hero's during a heated one-sided argument in the workshop, a shiny metal room with lots of cameras and benches. They are accompanied by the members of Team Dark, who are vigorously watching them.
"...I mean come on , they give us tools and any equipment we want and they don't expect us to 'break out' because we have better stuff to do? These guys are supposed to be protecting Mobius here!" Tails exclaimed angrily, slamming a screwdriver into a thick sheet of metal, piercing it.
"Yes, it is very suspect Tails..." Eggman commented "...but they are watching us 24/7, no doubt they have plenty of their so called 'scientists' making sure we don't build a bomb or something!"
"Well how the hell is that going to stop us!" Dr Fukurokov stated "We are smarter than any of them! We'll be outa here in no time!"
"If you guys were truly smart you wouldn't be talking about this in angry loud voices would you!" Wave pointed out smartly.
"Well what are they going to do?" Eggman started, smile present on his face while looking over at Team Dark "Lock us up! OH HO HO HO!"
"Hey Eggman, what are you building there?" Fukurokov asked.
"it's called an 'egg timer' Fukurokov, it times how long you've been cooking an egg for!" Eggman pointed out.
"Why the fuck are you making an egg timer for?" Wave said.
"Don't swear, bitch!" Tails said, before yelling at the cameras "Hey can I get another fucking screwdriver in here... and some more god-damn metal sheets!"
"Because Wave, the egg timers here don't explode, OH HO HO HO!" Eggman finished with a laugh, before Fukurokov decided to throw a wrench at said egg timer, causing it to explode and cover Eggman with soot and set his moustache alight. "Garggh! I'll get you for that fuck-ur-a-dog-off" Eggman yelled. Fukurokov just smiled and started to perform the Kozachok. (Russian step dance where they drop down and kick one of their legs out AKA the Russian squat-leg-kick dance.) "Oh yeah, I can do that too dog-off" Eggman commented, before proceeding to do the same.
"Think you guys are so top shit do ya?" Tails said before joining in "Just because ya got a Russian sounding name doesn't mean you can do the step dance, Fucks-cocks-off! And Eggman, you're a fat tub of lard, what the hell are you hoping to achieve?"
Wave turned around from her work and watched the three doing the dance, if every day was like this, she might come to enjoy the company. A new thought quickly came to her mind however, "What the hell is a Russian?"
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