Tails: Troll Car
Don't own any characters, herp a derpy derpy derpy fuck!
It was utterly confusing, everything Tails knew told him that this concept would not work.
Tails was on a little known site called 'trollphysicscomic' (G.U.N. was actually stupid enough to give him access to the internet!) and had come across a picture of a troll driving a car. (well after clicking out of those fucking infuriating 'gum gum' ads, Tails made a mental note to kill whoever made gum gum.)
The only problem was this car was operated by a magnet hanging down from a pole, while a magnet hung off the front of the car, supposedly the magnets would pull on each other causing the car to move forward. But surely the two magnets would do the opposite and cancel each other out right...
Why do I feel the need to try this concept out? It won't work!
What if there was only one bigass magnet hanging off the pole? Metal objects on the floor move when a magnet passes over them, but this one would be connected! Would it still work?
Why am I still thinking this, it won't work, besides I got better stuff to do... like staring at Rouge's tits like I have been for the past ten minutes.
FUCK!
I began building a small scale model of the car, 'to my great surprise' it didn't work... that was a waste of time! Now where was I... where did she go?
Rate and review... You!