Meet Warden Vector.

7hanks to BlissofanAngel for reviewing, and Dark Fox Tails for PM me a very funny idea, this is what he said:

Here's an idea for you to use if and when you bring in Dr Finitevus and Rotor in for the story?

Tails: "Hey Rotor, what were and Dr Finitevus charged with.

Rotor: "Indecent exposure?"

Dr Finitevus: "Same reason, fox boy!"

Tails: "Hey Rouge, how come Shadow isn't locked up for indecent exposure too,
in fact why not just round up a lot of the male and/or female mobians for
wearing their birthday suits like lets say Knuckles for one."

I'm not going to use this if I do bring these guys in, but I thought I'll put this here for you guys to laugh at.

Anyway, I'm starting a running joke, read to find out what it will be.

Don't own any characters *sobs*

(A.N. I'm starting to put dates on here.)

(Day Four, 12:00PM, in Abraham Towers office.)

"So... are you ready for this job Vector?" said a man in a gray army uniform, decorated with dozens of army ribbons and badges.

"You bet Commander Tower... I'll make sure no-one escapes from Prison Island." Vector replied eagerly.

"Good... now sign this and Shadow here will show you to the inmates." Abraham Tower said, bringing a piece of paper out from his table. Vector was an experienced detective and knew the importance of reading any contract.

I ... hereby confirm my application to the position of specialist G.U.N. warden. (Prison Island, scientific block.)

I ... hereby confirm that I understand and comprehend the conditions of work, no responsibility will be taken by G.U.N. for any harm or untimely demise befallen me by an inmate.

This contract can be voided at any time, given a new warden has been located and is ready to be employed.

Signed employee ...

Signed employer ...

"This has got to be the worst work contact I've ever seen!" Vector exclaimed.

"Well, our lawyers told us to keep it short"

(Day Four, 12:20PM In the prison cells.)

"SHUT UP!" Shadow shouted, to no effect. The inmates had grown used to his unique way of controlling them after three days. (Well, his attempts anyway.)

"You sure you don't want to try 'fox style' Wave?" Tails asked kinkily.

"Hey Eggman, why don't you try to remove your cell door again with another one of those shitty egg timers! Ha ha ha!" Fukurokov asked.

"Tails, you would of had a chance at me if you weren't such an inappropriate dick!" Wave shouted.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shadow shouted.

"Hey Fucks-cock-off, what have you done so far to escape? Last time I checked..." Eggman retorted before being interrupted.

"GUYS, SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU WASH YOUR OWN SHIT-CAN WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING TONGUES!" Shadow snapped, this time silence was drawn, before Wave commented.

"Hey, you may want to punish Tails a bit more, see him being part of the canine species he normally washes his own ass with his tongue anyway so... ummm yeah." Everyone (excluding Shadow) laughed at this.

"This here..." Shadow stopped to point at Vector "...Is your new prison warden, Vector. His job is to make sure you guys don't break out and to also generally be an asshole!"

"Hi there Vector!" Fukurokov said childishly, waving through the cell door, Vector returned the gesture by giving the bird 'the bird'.

"Well, now I've seen you lot, I'm going to explore the base some more, so ta ta!" Vector said happily. Before leaving Vector continued. "Have fun in your cells!" Vector pressed a button and the doors were closed.

"Wow, that guy is an asshole, he didn't even stop to say hello!" Eggman yelled through the bars.

"Hey, I say we teach that croc a lesson!" Fukurokov said. Tails ears picked up at this but he didn't say anything.

"Yeah, I agree, plus it might be kinda fun!" Wave said, walking over to her cell door.

"I say we make it into a game..." Eggman said, finger to his lips "... first one to pull one over on the warden without getting caught wins!" everyone stated their agreement to this.

Behind his door, Tails had a grin on his face. "These guys could be fun after all!"

Behind his door, Dr Fukurokov had a grin on his face. "Excellent, these guys could help me get out of here!"

Behind his door, Dr Eggman had a grin on his face. "Perfect, these guys would be excellent allies to the Eggman Empire!"

Behind her door, Wave had a grin on her face. "Finally, a reliable team! Against the odds, we fit together!"

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