Fukurokov: Thoughts of a madbird
Thanks to Tails is FLUFFY for reviewing.
Don't own any characters, which would constitute slavery.
The others in the room aren't so bad, really.
Their fucking unbearable!
Eggman is a fucking idiot, Wave is an untrustworthy shit and Tails is an unpredictable dick!
Shadow thinks he's so top shit, Rouge is a total slut, Omega is a malfunctioning tin man and Vector... Don't get me started on Vector!
Why not?
Vector is an ass!
Because?
Here I go having a conversation with myself again!
Is the company so bad?
Shut up!
I'm just surprised no one's mentioned the eyes yet.
Doesn't matter, once I get out of here.
Why aren't you out already?
You are my brain, figure it out you stupid fuck!
Did you just call yourself a stupid fuck?
No I called you a stupid fuck!
Same thing.
Although the others might become useful, even bearable given time, I'll have to keep an eye on them to see how trustworthy they are.
What makes you think they would want to side with depressed, schizophrenic fuck like you?
I hate you!
I am you!
No, you're an asshole.
That makes you an asshole!
I'm blocking you out!
...
He has a point, why would they want to side with me?
Eggman actually considers himself my equal, and given his egomaniacal ways he's not going to give that argument up.
Complement him, but never say he's better then you.
Wave is an arrogant bitch, sure she's bearable, but I can't trust her after I caught her trying to repair my flagships engines without permission.
Is that really so bad? She's a good mechanic and wassided with the Battlebird Armada at the time.
Tails like I said, is an uncontrollable hormonal dick.
Your just mad because he destroyed your entire fleet, controlling him will probably be easy, give him something fun to do, I.E. your dirty work.
"Hey Fukurokov..." Tails said.
He said it right!
"... Pass me your spanner could you!"
"Sure, alright."
The fox respects you, though he won't say it.
I'm not going to force him do my dirty work!
But he's useful!
Exactly.
He's a goody good, if he's not blinded by his own balls, blowing stuff up, he's going to be trying to stop you.
Then I'll stop him.
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