Piss

7anks to Strate , Tails Is FLUFFY, BlissofanAngel and DaddlerTheDalek for reviewing.

By the way, I'm gona say this now, expect personality changes for Omega.

Don't own any characters, blah blah blah, yarda yarda yarda.

We join our hero's inside of Prison Island, that asshole Vector had decided to make our unfortunate and undeserving hero's clean up the rubble of a strange one hundred and twenty foot mech that appeared out of the roof suddenly and unexpectedly and which had nothing whatsoever to do with our hero's.

The reason this mech was a pile of burning smouldering slag was of course, the fact that the asshole Vector made poor unfortunate and undeserving Team Dark blow it up after it appeared suddenly and unexpectedly out of the roof of Prison Island.

"Hey Fukurokov, next time don't forget something as elementary as aligning the plutonium generator to the main engines!" Eggman criticised loudly.

"Hey Eggman, next time don't design the mech to look exactly like you and make me have to climb into its ass to align aforementioned plutonium generator!" Fukurokov shot back angrily.

"OH HO HO HO HO!" Eggman laughed, in case you didn't know that's how he laughed.

"And just like that these guys are gay and unentertaining again!" Wave thought while looking around "Wait a minute!"

"Where the hell is Tails?" everyone looked around at Wave's revelation, finding an absence of fox.

"Oh shit!" Shadow yelled before pointing out the obvious "There's a hole in the roof!"

Both Fukurokov and Wave looked at each other, before flying out the roof with Eggman's angry shouts below them.

"Come back here you backstabbing cunts!"

"Omega, Rouge, after them!" Shadow ordered angrily after throwing several Chaos Spears in the direction of the escapees, both robot and bat blasted of instantly.

"Hey... wadda I miss?" Tails asked whilst zipping up his fur.

"Where the fuck were you!" Shadow demanded angrily! So much so an exclamation mark was needed outside of dialog.

"Taking a piss behind that wall." Tails replied simply, pointing to said wall.

Shadow sweat-dropped and fell over backwards.

Seconds later Fukurokov and Wave both fell face first into the dirt in front of Shadow, burning blackened feathers trailing after them.

"OH HO HO HO HO... Nice escape you two!"

"Oh Yeah..." Omega sang, proceeding to do the robot "...Go the Tin Man, Go the Tin man... Aurp! Aurp!" Omega finished, flinging his hands into the air like he was in a 80s dance club.

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