Fired.

Thanks to BlissofanAngel, Sparkling-nexis137, 'Dingo 57' and 'Tails Is FLUFFY' for reviewing.

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(Day 7, 11:00, before the egg fiasco, in the workshop.)

"Hey 'Fuck ur a dog', you done over there yet?" Wave asked politely, turning from her own work to look at the crazed bird. He was hunched over a work table and his work was hidden from Wave's sight.

"Yeah... Hmprrrmmmph... Hold on a minute!" Fukurokov replied, bringing out a screwdriver for a second, heavy sparks could be seen bouncing off the side of the table and it sounded like a blowtorch was active, strangely the blowtorch was over at the other end of the room.

"I still don't see how this improves our chances though!" Tails stated his objection. Both birds turned to look at them.

"Why the hell do you care! I would think this was rights up your alley?" Fukurokov asked.

"I'm sure giving the commander the personality 'sort of, kinda like Dr Evil' isn't the greatest idea ever."

"Tails has a point... but it will still be funny to see the repercussions from this." Eggman stated, Tails seemed to agree with this and nodded his approval. Both Tails and Eggman were chillaxing on a white couch while sipping hot beverages.

"That's why we built the safeguard" Wave said. "When and how do we get the hat on him?"

"We could get my 'party animals' to put it on him tonight." Tails suggested, placing quote fingers around the words 'party animals.'

"No... Somehow I don't see that one working out for us." Fukurokov stated simply.

"We could use the same robots from when we replaced Vector's eggs!" Eggman said. The heroes looked at each other approvingly at this and Wave went off to construct the mind control hat.

"Hey... Tittys!" Tails called out, earning him a smirk from Rouge at the opposite end of the room. "Get over here we got a job for you!"

"What do you want! Cutie!" Rouge said as she flew over all slut like.

"We need you to shove a few robots through Towers door." Eggman told Rouge, earning him a smack from Tails.

"Since when were you called Cutie? Eggman!" Tails asked.

Somewhat later, after that asshole Vectors shift.

(Day 7, 10:00pm, Vectors quarters.)

Vector slumped back into his room, today had not been a good day and those prisoners were going to pay tomorrow.

He woke up to exploding eggs, literally, that had Eggman's fingerprints all over. Secondly he was chased down the hallway by miniature metal planes that shot lasers at him, suddenly disappearing into nothingness when he called the guards, somehow he suspected that Wave was behind this one.

He just hoped Fru-ku-kov and Tails didn't try anything.

"Man, I can't even think-pronounce that name!" Vector thought, which a rare occurrence for the croc. Thankfully for Vector, his thoughts were interrupted by a knocking at the door, so Vector went and opened it angrily.

"Yeah... wadda you wa... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" Vector screamed, outside his door was 14 prostitutes in revealing clothing, one or two smoking a cigarette.

"Wonder how it's going?" Eggman asked, the hero's were still in the workshop building assorted world domination machines. His question was answered for him when a faint "TAILS!" was heard echoing down the hallway.

Five minutes later.

"Yeah baby yeah!" Vector exclaimed, smacking one of the whores ass while they all did the congo.

"Hello Vector!" Tower said, finger in his mouth. Tower was wearing a baseball cap that had the word 'EVIL' etched on the front of it.

"Oh Shit!" Vector thought, earning him a migraine from having more than three thoughts today. "Ummm... Hi Commander Tower!" Vector said

"Please Vector, call me... Commander Evil!" Evil said, lightning sparked up behind him as a gruff weasel pulled a giant Tesla Coil behind him.

"Ummm... Ok!"

"What do you think you're doing!" Evil questioned politely, his eyes started darting around the room and scanned each and every hooker.

"Ummm... Tails musta called all these hookers here..." Vector said, getting interrupted by Evil.

"Hmmm... I'm gona call bullshit on that one Vector!" Commander evil said politely. "See... I think you called all these hookers here... No offence ladys..." Evil started, the assorted hookers started giggling when he said this "...and you forgot to invite me to your little sex orgy congo line!" he finished, finger in his mouth again.

"No No NO NO..."

"You know Vector... When I said I was going to 'fire you' next time you fucked up... I kinda meant I was going to send you into the incinerator!"

"You wouldn't"

"Oh yes I would Vector!" Evil confirmed, as two robot guards came into the room and dragged him off.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Vector screamed, clawing at the door on the way out.

"Ta Ta!" Evil exclaimed sarcastically, turning to the hookers after the door shut. "And how are you lovely ladies going tonight?"

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