Thought I was dead, did ye? A relatively small one (just like your penis) to hopefully revive the series.
7hanks to 'Tails Is FLUFFY' DaddlerTheDalek and Paladin101 for reviewing last chapter.
'Caution, lemon alert!'
"Go on, are you going to put it in there?"
"Hold on, I'm getting there you stupid bird!"
"It's not that hard Tails!"
"Exactly... bitch!"
"Hmmmm... let me try!" Wave stated, grabbing the object in question and lapping at it lovingly.
"Awwww... Wave!"
"Give me more Tails!" Wave exclaimed, Tails happily replied by taking the cup and refilling it with some more 'Pirate did ye' expect dat's sour as all fuckery brand lemon juice.'
"How the hell can you drink that!" Tails asked, eyeing her curiously.
"Well considering I have a beak, I have to use my tongue..."
"That's not what I meant."
"I know." Wave stated, shaking her shoulders before filling up the cup and handing it to him indifferently, "besides... why can't you drink it?"
"Because that stuff tastes like shit!" Tails stated.
"Come on Tails! I dare you!" Wave challenged, exploiting the fox's known weakness with the word 'dare.' Tails eyed the cup suspiciously for less than two seconds.
"God damn it!" he shouted, before downing the glass in an instant.
"So what makes you think you'll be a good... 'candidate'." Commander Evil asked, putting quotation marks around the word 'candidate.' The green hedgehog across from him shock his arms impassively before replying.
"Cos I'm the greatest baby! Plain and simple."
"Stuck up power hungry dick..." Commander Evil said out loud, writing some notes down on some paper, "narcistic fuckwit... greedy selfish jerk... E-V-I-L!" He said, exclaiming the last part, "You've got the job Scourge!"
"Oh yeah... return of the king baby!" Scourge stated getting up, "When do I start." he asked hopefully, he was looking forward to torturing some prisoners.
"Right after you clean up Mr Bigglesworth's litter box!"
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