What if Bleach had Facebook?

Hello everyone! I love Bleach. I love reading fanfics but I might not be as good writing fanfics than reading them. Please comment your ideas, I love to see your opinion.

I got the plot from another fanfic but that one was Fairy Tail.

I do not own Bleach BTW.

Chapter 1: A New Member

Ichigo Kurosaki has joined Facebook.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Yo everyone.

~Renji Abarai and 300 others like this ~ Comments (13)

Renji Abarai: Hey Ichigo, you've finally found a life ?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Shut up pineapple.

Orihime Inoue: Hello Kurosaki-kun!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh hello Inoue.

Rukia Kuchiki: Yo Ichigo.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Rukia! Wait... Why are you using facebook?

Rukia Kuchiki: So? Can't I?

Ichigo Kurosaki: No because... umm... You're short and look like 12 and you're too young for facebook.

Rukia Kuchiki: IDIOT! I AM NOT SHORT AND I AM WAAAAYYYY OLDER THAN YOU, STRAWBERRY HEADED BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? I'M GONNA HIT YOU FOR THAT!

Rukia Kuchiki has gone offline.

Renji Abarai: Ha! Good luck Ichigo!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Rukia can't beat me up- WHAT? SHIT NO!

Ichigo Kurosaki has gone offline.

Renji Abarai: I guess Rukia got him...

Orihime Inoue: I hope Kuchiki-san doesn't hurt Kurosaki-kun.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Rukia Kuchiki Oh man... That hurt, Rukia.

~ Renji Abarai and 10 other like this ~ Comments (10)

Rukia Kuchiki: You deserve it, Ichigo.

Orihime Inoue: Are you okay, Kurosaki-kun?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm okay, Inoue.

Renji Abarai: Hahaha strawberry!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Shut up, you red headed bastard.

Renji Abarai: Orange freak.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Pineapple idiot.

Rukia Kuchiki: CAN YOU GUYS STOP ARGUING OR ELSE I KILL YOU!

Renji Abarai: Yes, Ma'am

Ichigo Kurosaki: Yes, Ma'am.

Orihime Inoue: Who wants to try my new special dish? ^.^

~ Rangiku Matsumoto and 25 others like this ~ Comments()

Sado Yasutora: What is this 'the special dish'?

Orihime Inoue: It's Red Kidney Cheesecake! It's delicious! Want to try it Sado-kun?

Sado Yasutora: Umm... I'm fine

Rangiku Matsumoto: Oh Orihime! I wanna try it! Captain you try it as well!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: What is it?

Rangiku Matsumoto: Red Kidney Cheesecake! It's yummy!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Ok. Only a little bit.

Ikkaku Madarame: If it's nice, I wanna try some.

Yumichika Ayasegawa: I don't mind trying some as well.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: You seriously don't want to try that.^^ *pukes* It's disgusting.

Rangiku Matsumoto: What's wrong captain?

Toshiro Hitsugaya: I'm not feeling well. *pukes even more*

Toshiro Hitsugaya Has gone offline.

Rangiku Matsumoto: Oh no! Captain is sick! Orihime heal Captain!

Orihime Inoue: Ok.

Rangiku Matsumoto has gone offline.

Orihime Inoue has gone offline.

Ikkaku Madarame: On a second thought, I don't wanna try it.

Yumichika Ayasegawa: It's sounds like an ugly dish.

Thank you for reading! I hope its okay /

Anyways please review and if you do, I'll give you a cookie! I'll upload chapter 2 ASAP. :)