"Ok reader or readet, today we have a super sonic special, just like in the comics!" Eggman stated, leaning back on a 'eggcliner' while sipping eggnog. "it will be filled with filthy ass language, so if you're underage please fuck off." Eggman continued.

"Yes, you see the author is a bit of a fuck head at the moment after eating some strange cheese left over in the freezer." Scourge stated, leaning back in his wardens chair in a completely different room.

"This chapter has nothing to do with the story in general, more or less you should consider it a lesson to your small ass brains." Wave stated.

"More or less, these lessons should not be listened to." Tails stated.

"Ok, lesson one." Fukukokukoukooukv? stated, "The f word, or more commonly known as fuck."

"This word is appropriate for most every occasion, from baby I want to fuck you, you're a fuck head, to fuck you... you stupid ass fuck." Scourge stated gleefully, "this is fun!" he exclaimed.

"on FanFiction, it should be sounded when you see a yaio fic, as in, 'oh fuck, now that's something I want to see'." Wave stated, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"fuck should also be used when you open a fic and view this shit." Tails stated, VV pointing down VV

Yay! Sonic said we saved the day and everybody chaired 4 them. Oh gawd sonic plese i'm preggo with yo babys amy said. I can't find that dam 4th chaos emerad shadow said as he burst tho the wall and killed some1. What your preggo with my babys, sonic said. Yes I am amy said as she held he sumtic

^^ "This should also be accompanied with shit and god damn it." Fukukuakovov? Stated. ^^

"no one wants to read this kind of shit, so if you write like that, get the fuck out." Tails stated, "and if you've ever tried to spell Fukurokov, fuck should also accompany it in some way or another."

"indeed." Frukuaqrokov? Stated, "I myself have trouble with it."

"Lesson two!" Eggman stated, who was now wearing the teacher's robes from Sonic X (you know exactly what I'm talking about!) "internet lies."

"You are probably internet lying right now and haven't even realised it, I'm sure you're not over 18 years of age are you, yet this is an 'M' rated fic." Furiianjrnijnainebiuhabiuheu? Stated. "well done you evil thing."

"Oh my, it appears I'm the millionth viewer to this webpage!" Scourge stated, "click here to claim your virus it says."

"I have read and agree to the terms of service." Knuckles said, appearing suddenly from a cloud of Jamaican smoke. "nuff said." He gruffed, smashing through the wall and walking out.

"Yes, that is my picture!" Eggman stated, holding up an image of Barney the dinosaur to several preschoolers whilst at the same time grooming his stach.

"Going onto Facebook and saying 'happy birthday, hope you have a great day.'" Tails said.

"Lesson three! Females on the internet."

"..."

"Wave! Get back in the kitchen where you belong!" everyone yelled.

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P.S. yeah, my writing isn't exactly perfect either but at least I manage to make it legible.

"Scourge, Where the hell is commander Evil?" Tails asked.

"On a boat in the middle of the sea, he said something about education... I don't know." He replied.