Chapter Two - Death, the Weapon Homunculi

"So, were you finally able to kill her?" Lust asked as Death sighed and brushed her hair back.

"No, I was not. That damned chimera stepped in and they ran before I got the chance." she paused. "There is no way in hell I am going to fallow them to central command, either. I really don't feel like dealing with the damned alchemists."

"Well look at it this way, now you can spend more time with your beloved Envy." Desire snickered, stepping out from behind Lust.

"Shut up! I don't know where you got the idea that I have a crush on him but you couldn't be more wrong!" Death snapped. "Go mess with Violence and Insanity or something, I don't have time for this!" she stormed off, away from Desire and Lust, slamming a door behind her.

"Desire been teasing you again?" Death looked up to see Murder standing in front of her. "You do relize that she's right, you know. You are so human at some points. Maybe because you are so new to the ranks, hm?"

"No! Just shut up, Murder! Does nobody believe me? I mean...I just...I don't feel that way!" she pushed passed Murder and ran off, her hair flying out behind her. 'People just can't understand, I do NOT like him that way! I just hate this, that I'm treated so new, even if I am, but that means I'm too knew to have feelings like they say...and I'm not human, only humans love, not a monster like me.' she thought.

Suddenly she hit something, falling backwards, her head hitting the floor.

"Death...oh." she looked up to see Envy in front of her and she felt her face get warm. Was Desire actually right?

"Oh, uh, hi Envy. I'm sorry. I guess I wasn't looking where I was going." she managed, getting to her feet. "Well I guess I'll be going then. You must have things to do."

"No, that's fine. I actually don't. I'd go out and track the pipsqueak just to torture him but...eh." he shrugged. Death sighed slightly.

"Right, of course." she muttered. "So uh..." she trailed off, not knowing what to say. Then it hit her. "Um, Envy...I have a request...would you help me kill her?"

"What do you need me to do?" he questioned, looking at her with a mischivous grin, his eyes seeming to gleam with their normal evil look.

"I need you to look like somebody. The girl she always calls me. She hesitates to fight me, saying I look like her twin sister, Laira." Death explained. "Distract her by doing this, and I will finally be able to kill her."

"Hm...this is a very good idea." he gave another grin. "I'll do it. Just tell me what I need to look like."

"Like me, but without the ouro-bora and in human clothing." she says, feeling the urge to smile for some reason she couldn't understand.

"Easy enough." Envy's normal look changed in an instant and he stood in front of her, like a double of her except in different clothing. A purple strapless tank top and a pair of skinny blue jeans with black boots.

"Perfect. Thanks for this." she gave a small nod. He grinned again at her.

"Messing with humans amuses me. This shall be fun." his voice sounded like her own and she gave an evil smirk. "Let's get going." he held a hand out to her and she took it before they headed for the main door to find Lenna.