OMG I AM SORRY EVERYONE.
COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS FANFIC.
It was my last year in high school so I had so much important exams so I was busy revising.
FORGIVE ME PEOPLE *insert crying emoji*
I completely forgot about the arrancars, vizards and other humans. I will include arrancars in this chapter and vizards in the upcoming chapters.
I'll be nice and add few other ships like RenRuki, GinRan and HitsuHina in the upcoming chapters. Tbh I don't ship RenRuki but I do ship others but I'm being nice :) besides this story is for you guys anyways.
QOTD Favourite band?
AOTD BTS! OMG I LOVE THEIR SONGS! ASDFGHJKL THEY'RE HOT ESPECIALLY SUGA! Hahaha yes I'm into Kpop
Anyways I hope you enjoy reading this chapter.
I do not own Bleach BTW or Facebook. But if I did own Bleach and Facebook then I would be famous ;).
Chapter 5: Poor Renji or more like Ichigo!
Rukia Kuchiki posted on Ichigo Kurosaki's wall:
WARNING: PLEASE KEEP READING! OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU ONLY READ "WARNING"! There was a girl named Kathy who was ignored by everyone- Her parents ignored her, kids at school ignored her and basically everyone. After twelve years of this she killed her parents. When the police got there she tried to kill them too but she was shot. Right before she died she vowed to kill everyone who ignored and paste this to 5 other comment boxes or kathy will see it as you ignoring her and kill you in the next 10mins.
~Likes ~Comments (8)
Rukia Kuchiki: Quick Ichigo! Send this to 5 other people!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Rukia why did you post this bullshit on my wall?
Rukia Kuchiki: I accidently read 'WARNING' but if I stopped reading then I will die so I had to send this 5 other people.
Ichigo Kurosaki: But why did you send this to me? Can't you send it Renji & Byakuya?
Renji Abarai: Matter of fact, Rukia has send this to me as well, orange bastard and I sended this to Ikkaku, Iba, Hisagi, Kira and Captain Kuchiki. I am not going to die and you have 5 mins left to send this to other people or else you're dead.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Who are you calling an orange bastard?
Renji Abarai: You, of course. Who else?
Rukia Kuchiki: Pineapple and Strawberry, I'm sick and tired of you guys arguing. Next person to start a fight, you're dead 🔪🔫
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Who the fuck took my pizza?
~ Ulquiorra Cifer and 25 others like this ~ Comment (10)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: I bet it is you, Emo Girl.
Ulquiorra Cifer: It was not me and my name is not Emo Girl. I am clearly a male.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Yes you are a girl cuz you fucking wear makeup.
Ulquiorra Cifer: It is not makeup, it's face paint.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Face paint is makeup, Emo Girl.
Ulquiorra Cifer: So what about the green eyeshadow you wear?
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: IT ISN'T FUCKING MAKEUP! It is... face paint.
Ulquiorra Cifer: "Face paint is makeup." - Grimmjow.J
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Fuck off...
Yammy Llargo: It was me who ate yeh pizza.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Guys... I have something to say... I'M GAY!
~ Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki and 543 others like this ~Comments (18)
Renji Abarai: I knew it. Captain Kuchiki was right. Man... I wonder how Rukia is gonna react to this...
Byakuya Kuchiki: Abarai, I think we have got our revenge on this lousy peasant.
Renji Abarai: Yes Captain Kuchiki
Sado Yasutora: Ichigo, we were best friends and we hanged out and had good times together and you were GAY all this time!? o_O And YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
Rangiku Matsumoto: What the fuck, Ichigo? I thought you liked Rukia?!
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, Kurosaki's account was hacked at that time and mind your language.
Rangiku Matsumoto: Sorry, Captain.
Jushiro Ukitake: Ichigo-san, Rukia has fainted for at least 10mins after she read that comment.
Isshin Kurosaki: I never raised my son to be GAY!
Yumichika Ayasegawa: There is nothing wrong with being gay. (A.N - i agree with Yumichika)
Ikkaku Madarame: Eewww. Ichigo, I will NEVER fight you again.
Kenpachi Zaraki: Whether you're gay or not, I will kill you someday!
Yachiru Kusajishi: Go Kenny-chan!
Ichigo Kurosaki: RENJI AND BYAKUYA I WILL KILL YOU! AND I AIN'T FUCKING GAY!
Renji Abarai: I don't care and Rukia fainted after she read that comment. I think you should go and see her.
Ichigo Kurosaki: I will and because of you and Byakuya, now my inbox are with messages about SUPPORT and things like I don't want to mention!
Renji Abarai: Prove that you're not gay then.
Ichigo Kurosaki: I will.
Soooo I hope you enjoyed this A. Don't worry guys, Ichigo isn't gay. It was a prank by Renji Byakuya.
Please don't get offended. It was simply a joke.
If I offended any of you, please tell me so i can edit it and make sure it's not offensive.
Please don't forget to review and answer the QOTD!
Byeee!