In the middle of an abandoned street, 22 Jump Street to be exact, was a church. From the outside it looked like a regular run down building. In the inside however was a setup that looked like it was out of a science fiction movie.

For inside this seemingly empty building was a police operation that had been going on for some time now. The Jumpstreet program. It had been two years since its revival, partly because of the success of two agents who'd blown a huge drug operation there.

Siblings Lynn and Lincoln Loud had gone undercover as students and managed to bust up one of the biggest drug operation that had ever run through a school. Their accomplishment had led to them getting another big case at a local college. One that they were currently reporting to their captain on.

"Okay, so here's what we got so far," Lynn said as she held up a small board. "We know that the drugs are coming from…" She stopped when she heard a strange sound. She glanced beside her and then saw Lincoln. He was putting on a bullet proof vest. "Bro, what are you doing?"

Lincoln hummed. "Nothing…" he muttered.

Their captain, one Roberto 'Bobby' Santiago, cleared his throat getting their attention. "Lincoln, Lynn. We're not about sit here and pretend like there isn't a big ass elephant in the room."

Lynn raised her eyebrow. "What… what are you talking about? What's going on here?" she asked confused. Lincoln looked like he was sweating bullets.

Bobby reached forward and grabbed the picture on his desk before turning it around and slamming it back down. "This is what the hell is going on!"

Lynn leaned forward and looked at the picture as Lincoln paled. It was a of a girl who Bobby was hugging. The girl was rolling her eyes and looked annoyed, but Bobby looked happy as could be. Lynn looked at the picture and at Lincoln. "I still don't…"

Suddenly, it clicked. Her face went from confused to shock. She remembered Bobby mentioning he had a younger sister. She also remembered Lincoln talking about how he'd managed to score with a girl on campus the other day.

"OH! Oh shit! Oh shit!" Lynn said before turning to Lincoln and grabbing his shoulder. She busted out in laughter. Lincoln looked even more never. He tried to signal for his sister to stop, but Lynn didn't even notice. Bobby was looking angrier by the second. "NO! This is not happening right now! NO!"

She suddenly got up and began running down the stairs towards the rest of the agents. "Hey guys, Link is screwing the captain's sister!" she yelled as she began high fiving everyone else.

Lincoln turned back to Bobby who was gritting his teeth. "Every time she says that, that's another foot in your ass…" he said dangerously.

Lynn ran back up and circled around the two of them, still laughing. "Oh my god! This is amazing! Link, you did the best thing ever!" she yelled. She suddenly began skipping around them. "Link screwed the captain's sister! Link screwed the captain's sister!" she sung.

Bobby balled his fist up and Lincoln sunk in his chair. Lynn came back to Lincoln and leaned on his shoulder, barely able to stand. "What the hell Link?! You screwed the captain's sister! I mean you bragged to him! Look at that face! You bragged to that face, about screwing his sister!"

She then turned to Bobby, who still wasn't looking too pleased. "And Captain, you have him props! You actually high fived him, for screwing your sister!" she said jumping up and down. She fell back into her seat still trying to contain her laughter. "Holy crap! Holy crap! That is the best thing ever! I mean-"

Bobby suddenly pulled up his gun and slammed it on the table, aiming it right towards Lynn. The girl suddenly stopped and looked straight faced. "Actually, you know what. It's not that funny…" she muttered.

Bobby turned back to Lincoln, murder in his eyes. The white haired boy gulped. "I… just want to say, I think it's a little weird you never mentioned your little sister goes to the same college campus that you sent us in to infiltrate," he said hoping to make a small point in his defense.

Bobby scoffed. "I think it's weird I haven't skinned you alive hermano."

Lynn hummed. "Okay, okay. I get this is heavy, but we need to get on with the investigation. So how about this. You get to punch Lincoln once in the face, really, really hard," she offered.

Lincoln turned towards his sister and held his arms up in disbelief. She was just volunteering him to be punched in the face like it was nothing. Bobby shook his head. "No, that's not good enough. I have a better idea…" he said he said smirking.

A few minutes later Lincoln braced himself as Bobby aimed a taser at him. Lincoln gulped. "Okay captain, I'm ready. Just please don't shoot me in the n-"

Bobby fired hitting him right between the legs. Lincoln yelled out and fell backwards, his body shaking. Lynn managed to catch him before he hit the ground, but it was clear he was in in serious pain.

"I can't feel my nuts…"

Lynn smirked. "So I guess Ronnie Ann is going to be disappointed tonight huh?" Bobby frowned and then began reloading the taser. Lynn panicked and quickly ran off. "It was a joke captain! I was joking!"

A/N: Hey guys. Yeah a 22 Jumpstreet parody! Lincoln and Lynn seemed like a perfect fit for this. Anyway I was planning on updating one of my other stories first, but I'm feeling a little under the weather right now. But I wanted to put out something, so I came up with this short little bounus. I didn't really feel like proofreading it either so hope there isn't too many spelling mistakes. If so I'll go back and change it later.