Hello everyone!
Today's QOTD is what is your favourite subject!
I love Maths (many people hate it but its soo easy!)
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. It is quite short ;-; pls don't kill me .
I do not own Bleach BTW or Facebook. But if I did own Bleach and Facebook then I would be famous ;).
Chapter 7: IchiRuki
Ichigo Kurosaki is now in a relationship with Rukia Kuchiki
~Orihime Inoue and 637 others likethis ~Comments (26)
Ichigo Kurosaki: Ha! Renji, what did you say about me being gay?
Orihime Inoue: Congratulation Kuchiki-san & Kurosaki-kun!
Rukia Kuchiki: Thank you Inoue!
Yoruichi Shihoin: Congrats! Oi Kisuke Kisuke Urahara Ichigo has a girlfriend now!
Kisuke Urahara: Awww they make a cute couple.
Ikkaku Madarame: Good Ichigo, you ain't gay anymore so now I can fight you! Well... after your date.
Ichigo Kurosaki: I was never gay -.-
Rangiku Matsumoto: WHAT? WHEN? HOW? OMG RUKIA YOU FINALLY GROWN UP INTO A YOUNG WOMAN! Or wait... This isn't another prank, is it?
Rukia Kuchiki: No this isn't a prank. We're actually dating.
Rangiku Matsumoto: Oooooh so Congrats Rukia! If you need any advice, come to me!
Jushiro Ukitake: Ichigo & Rukia make a very cute couple. Don't they, Shunsui?
Shunsui Kyoraku: Yes they do! Nanao-chan, shall we go out?
Nanao Ise: No because 1) Firstly you are my captain 2) Secondly you are too old for me 3) And thirdly you need to do your paperwork.
Shunsui Kyoraku: But Nanao-chan...
Nanao Ise: NO
Shunsui Kyoraku: Okay...
Renji Abarai: Well... I guess you are not gay, Ichigo. But you have another problem.
Ichigo Kurosaki: What is it?
Renji Abarai: My captain...
Ichigo Kurosaki: *gulps* ...
Byakuya Kuchiki: Kuchiki Rukia, why did you choose to be in a relationship with the peasant?
Rukia Kuchiki: Nii-sama, I like him!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Why are you always calling me a peasant?
Byakuya Kuchiki: I do not mind you falling in love with the peasant but I do not tolerate any shame on the Kuchiki Clan because of this peasant.
Rukia Kuchiki: Do not worry, Nii-sama! I will make Ichigo is well-mannered and well behaved so he will not bring any shame on our family.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Shame on family? We're just dating?! How can that bring shame on your "noble" family? I am so confused _-_
Szayel Aporro Granz:
Arrancar Encyclopedia
Today, we discuss Fraccions.
Arrancar ranked 10 or higher may choose lesser arrancar as their subordinates.
Those would be fraccion.
There are some who only chooses one, while others chooses several.
Mine are rather unique.
They heal my injuries when I eat them. *eats his fraccion*
~ Aizen Sosuke, Tousen Kaname & 23 others liked it. ~Comments (9)
Gin Ichimaru: Hey! This is my job! Get out!
Szayel Aporro Granz: Care for some?
Gin Ichimaru: Sorry but I don't eat raw meat.
Szayel Aporro Granz: If I were to cook it, would you eat it?
Gin Ichimaru: Umm… I don't know depends how it looks. Anyways, this is my job so stop taking over!
Aizen Sousuke: Ah, there is no need to argue, Gin. Szayel took over because you were late.
Gin Ichimaru: I was late because I had trouble with Tousen's Grillado Grillo. I was chased by swarm of bugs!
Kaname Tousen: That's your fault for judging people by their looks.
Gin Ichimaru: Screw you, Tousen.
Btw Grillado Grillo is that bug form that Tosen becomes when he releases his zanpakto. Also, this arrancar encyclopedia is from one of the eps where Szayel took over however this is a bit different.
Also, please do not get offended and this is for jokes.