Pietro invited three X-Men to the house. Why would he do that?

Pietro, Wanda, Fred, Todd, and Lance were in the living room. Todd was telling a joke.

"What do you call a Jew who finds a penny? The riches Jew in town! Haha!"

"That's not funny," frowned Fred.

"Yeah, Toad," said Lance. "Tro and Wanda are Jewish."

"Well, technically, our father Jewish, not us," said Pietro.

"Can we do something else," said Wanda. "I'm sick of Toad's crappy jokes."

"Pietro, you said people were coming over," said Fred.

"They should've been here."

The door bell rang.

"I'll get it."

Pietro opened the door. It was Kitty, Tabitha, and Kurt.

"Hello," said Kurt.

"Come on in," Pietro said with a way too happy grin.

"What are they doing here?" sneered Wanda.

"They're here for the fun."

"What fun it's going to start."

"Hey, Kitty," smiled Lance.

Kitty smiled back.

Once everyone was seated, Pietro stood in front of them and spoke.

"Okay. Now that everyone is here, we're going to play a little game. It's called Bombshells. In the suburbs it's called You Might Want To Sit Down For This, It's A Shocker. In the hood it's called Oh No You Didn't!."

Everyone looked confused.

"What are you doing?" asked Wanda.

"There's something a good friend of mine needs to know about his girlfriend. Lance, kitty kissed Kurt."

Everyone gasped.

"WHAT!" boomed Lance, shooting up from his seat.

"He's a liar, Lance!" cried Kitty. "I'd never do that!"

"Yeah? Tabs," said Pietro.

Tabitha turned on the TV and popped in a video.

Kitty and Kurt appeared on the screen. Holding each other. Kissing.

"How could you!" exclaimed Lance.

"Lance, I-"

Lance smacked her across the face.

Everyone, even Pietro, was surprised by this.

"Whore!"

Lance stormed to his room.

Kitty, in tears, ran out of the home. Kurt ran after her.

"Wow," said Pietro.

"Yeah," said Wanda.

"So thanks you all for playing Oh No You Didn't!."

"Great game, Tro!" grinned Todd. "Lance and Kitty are finally over!"

"Now what?" asked Fred.

"Anyone hungry?" asked Tabitha.

"We can eat," said Pietro.

They exited the house to get some food.