Extra scene, number one.

A session with J'onn.

Batgirl waltzed into the Batcave and assumed her regular lie. She was fine, fabulous, absolutely A-Ok.

"Hey birdie, where's the Bat?" She asked parking her rear end on the seat of Robins bike as he worked on the engine.

"Talking with a league member" Robin replied, he's been strangely mellow lately, but Batgirl guessed it had something to do with her breaking his nose. Though she couldn't be sure, it wasn't as if she was going to ask.

"Which one?" She asked trying her hardest to strike up a conversation with the younger boy.

"Dunno"

She glared at him before she walked over to the bat computer, and had an idea.

"Youtube, I love you, Youtube, yes I do" She sang to herself as she typed in one of her favourite songs of all time.

"Dun dun dun, another one bites the dust" She hummed to herself as the video loaded and grinned, maxing out the volume.

"Eat your heart out" She cackled before gently singing along as the song started.

"Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low" She sang and the floor vibrated slightly with the sound of the beat and she grinned as Robin stared over at her. He looked like he was suppressing a grin.

He hated it when Batgirl was upset and depressed, though he'd never ever tell her that he had been worrying.

Her singing got louder and louder until she was practically screaming the words, she skidded backwards and landed on something…rather someone.

She looked up at Batman and grinned as the music stopped.

"Hey" She greeted and he made a sighing noise before she pushed herself up with her shoulders and turned to face him with a lopsided grin, before she noticed the visitor.

"Uh…Hi?" She greeted with an awkward chuckle at the green skinned…man? Standing before her.

"Greetings Batgirl, I am J'onn J'onzz" He greeted and held out his hand, so she shook it to be courteous and polite, even though she had already made an idiot of herself in front of him.

J'onn, J'onn…ah! The Martian Manhunter! Powers include shape changing, passing through walls and telepathy…ah shit.

J'onn seemed slightly amused by her thoughts and gave her a small smile.

"You are much like Batman, he to analyses everyone he meets" J'onn informed her and she shrugged her shoulders awkwardly.

"I do it without realising" She chuckled shyly and suddenly wished she was anywhere but in front of the mind reading superhero.

"I invited J'onn down like I said I would, for therapy sessions" Batman informed her and she tried to suppress both her mental and physical groan.

"I already told you I'm fine" She argued with him whilst glaring at him at the same time but he was unfazed.

He'd bear her wrath if it meant helping her.

"And you also told me you would at least try the therapy" Batman retorted and she went to speak but came up short, and her glare intensified.

"I hate it when you use things against me" She grumbled and allowed J'onn to lead her to a private room that had been set up for her and the Martian.

Batgirl thought it was a breach of her human rights, but apparently there wasn't anything about mind reading in the bill of humans rights. She had (eventually) agreed after much pestering from Batman.

"I swear that I shall not pry on your personal thoughts, I merely need to assess your mind" He informed her and she had sighed and nodded, which lead to her current situation.

They were both currently inside Batgirl's mind, trying to find the memories of her madness but every time they got close they just slipped away.

"Argh! This is getting us nowhere" Batgirl exclaimed with a frustrated grunt and J'onn shook his head.

"These things take time, this is nothing to be worried about I can assure you" He told her and she sighed but nodded glancing over at the green hero once more.

"How long have we been doing this?" She asked him curiously and his eyes shone for a moment before he replied.

"Three hours"

There was a pregnant pause.

"Shit" She muttered to herself and J'onn smirked as the world faded away and the Batcave became clear in her vision.

"Are you late for something?" He asked her as she jumped off to run out of the room.

"Yeah, patrol. Batman will have my ass if I miss it again" She called to him and he sat still for a moment as Batgirls bike shot out of the cave to rejoin Batman and Robin in their nightly patrol of Gotham.

"J'onn to watchtower requesting transport" He spoke calmly into his earpiece and waited for a reply.

"Coming right up J'onn, how did it go?" Green Lantern replied and questioned, it was no secret why he was at the Batcave and the rest of the league was dying to meet his female partner. Bruce always said no.

"Not as I had expected" He replied as he was beamed up to the watchtower where GL was waiting.

"What do ya mean not as expected?" He asked with a frown and J'onn sighed.

"She has many dark secrets, but as I have promised not to pry I cannot help her with them, so I can only help her so much" J'onn explained slightly sad, there were so many dark corners hidden in her mind, some of them she seemed completely oblivious to and others she purposely avoided.

"Damn, the kids almost as messed up as Batman" GL muttered to himself before he resumed his monitor duty, but didn't hear the last thing J'onn said on the topic.

"If not more so"

Yeah this is kind of crappy…not to pleased with it but the next scene will be the revealing of the identities to the Catwoman! There's a reason this one is first, trust me.

Lionfire, I agree whole heartedly, her insanity is creepy. And I'm not sure when I'll write the sequel to white ones, but when I do you'll be the first to know.

Knightmare, Ah poetic justice it shall be my loyal friend.

Kindleflame, of course it wasn't her fault! But she's going to think that for a while (J'onn can only do so much)

Highlander, 1000 virtual cookies? I MUST WRITE THIS SCENE!

WinterRain, it will be so! The old fashioned way has more comedy to it anyway and I like comedy.

Read and Review guys!

Tulip Out.