You know all the usual disclaimer bits I'm not in it for the $$ all characters belong to their owners, basicly if you recognize it it's not mine. I'm just having fanfictioney fun. Hope you enjoy

Only being able to glance at a demention for about four and a half seconds is barely enough time to make an opinion but the shard of primus stuck between dementions was hardly evolved enough to do that. It had been before it had exploded the first time, but the second time... it was working on it trying to recover what it had forgotten so it actually tried to open it's space bridge ends close to other dementions Allspark so it could hopefully relearn. The last place was OK it had relearned how to protoform a mech again.

The U.S. Army lieutenant reined in his horse after viewing the strange circle of colored lights in the sky over the black canyon where the Colorado river flowed. " All rite men I want a search of the area." some men were scared but they did their jobs. Four hours later one of the privates yelled "I found something!" as they gathered around and started unearthing a giant metallic cube, the lieutenant knew he would need orders on this find.

Later the boulder dam would be built over this site, and later still renamed the hover dam.

Chapter 3 online

Pain! Ears hurting my tenenites was never this bad even those times I had fainted and it sounded louder than it was. Where am I? ARGH! eyes hurt even worse! Ceep them closed for now. I remember the colored lights. I died didn't I if I'm dead why does it hurt so bad. it's like there is to much information for my mind to handle. Logic lets start there, oog it feels like I'm welded to the ground.

First things first inhale. Yes good I'm breathing. Next, thumpa thumpa heart going,I'm alive OK next deal with my hearing, it like I am getting warnings of unknown sounds so lets try to figure them out. The shushing sound is probably wind in the trees. Huh? The shushing died down. Good I'm on the right track. Next sound._ . And the next...

Finally my ears have calmed down to a point where they are not hurting my head any more,whats next, lets go with eyes. GYAH! ARG! those colors don't exist! How? What? Is that heat I'm seeing and whats that purplish stuff? OK can I ignore those... ah good visions back to normal. Now to see about moving. Is anything broken?

My hand . I've been staring at it for ever, it's metal. Why is it metal? I see the tiny thin plates covering cords cables gears servos tubing, what's going on here am I an android? … No I would look much more human. A robot then? But how? ….

Sitting up with my back to the tree I was partly curled around, ow my side hurts if I was still human I would swear I would have bused or broken ribs. Of course if I was human I would probably be dead at hitting the tree that hard.

Gingerly feeling at my ? chassis My brows furrowed as I noticed something odd. "Are those?" I blinked a couple times to make sure I wasn't imagining things, " I have robo boobs what the H?" taking a closer look at the rest of my body it defiantly looked feminine for a robot. "GREAT" I sighed as I looked up at the slowly darkening sky. "Not only did I apparently get reincarnated as a robot which is bad enough, but you had to twist the knife and make me a femm too? I hate adventure's" I said in my new more feminine voice.

I never wanted an adventure now I'm living one. I grunted as I got to my feet reviewing all the sentient robot lure I could remember most were homicidal terminator types, or super heroes, Or transformers, "great." I sighed every robot story I know says that at some time in the "probably" near future I'm going to be shot at. "I need to figure out what I need and fast." I murmured to myself.

"Sneaking through the woods would be a lot easier if I weren't metallic and reflective." I mused. Ah civilization. There was a road and what looked almost suburban but not quite, more of a cross of suburban an rural homes as my eyes, my optics scanned the area they swept over different machines SUV I had a HUD pop up saying too much mass. ? what was that? I looked at a lawn mower someone had left out HUD pop up said to little mass. What was going on here? Looking at cars and boats,(apparently people in this neighborhood liked to fish) I either got a too much or too little mass reading. I was very confused, until my optics alighted on a compact hatchback miny car HUD poped up saying "Mass acceptable commence scan?" um yes? I whispered when suddenly lots of those weird purple (I'm starting to think they are UV) lasers shoot out and scan every inch of the car. The next thing I know I hear the very distinct seven tone sound of a transformer, as my body started twisting like some weird metal origami paper structure and then it was over I was a copy of that car, just a different color.

"Crap" I muttered I'm on someones lawn. I shrieked as I thought about moving off the lawn, when I suddenly started my engine and zoomed off the lawn tearing up some sod as I went! AAAAA too fast, SCREECH went my tires. " shit shit shit way to not bring attention to yourself" I ranted as a couple lights came on in the houses near me. "Can't transform But I've driven before (granted not AS the car go slow just get out of here." "God I hate adventure!"

"OK so I am defenatly Cybertronian" which means that I have certain sences and abilities that I need to discover and practice if I'm to survive. I just wonder if I'll figure them out before I need them or with my luck after."

Meanwhile one teenagers eyes were slowly starting to return to normal after having nearly bulged out of her sockets. She blinked a few times then breath whispered " Was that a robot that just changed into a copy of my neighbors car?" She slowly went to her bed. "This requires investigation!"

The girl clutched her pillow to her excited at the adventure to come. " This is going to be the best summer ever!" She wispered to the stuffed animal sitting at the head of her bed.

The toy just smiled enigmaticly the way all stuffed animals do.

SO what did you think did you like it oooo I'm so excited so many questions to answer who's the girl What color is the femm(not pink thank you) What name is the femm going to pick (after all I can"t always just say I me my she will have to introduce herself eventually) will she reconsile with herself that she is a femm robot or will she lament the loss of her manhood ( both her humanity and her masculenity) all this and more ( OK mabey not ) in my next chapter comming soon