"normal talking"

'thinking'

Sorry for the wait. Im a complete asshole for taking so long in this. But don't worry as after this chapter the creative juices might start flowing better. I hope.

Also AN at the end of the chapter that is going to announce some things. I hope you enjoy

Yuuei highschool was known far and wide for being one of the best when it came to heroics. Many succesful heroes had studied in it. Most notably heroes like Best Jeanist, Present Mic, Eraser head and The number one hero, All Might. To have the oportunity to study here was considered a true honor. But to be admitted was not an easy task. This highschool was also infamous for its low entrance rates. The heroe course would only accept the best of the best. To stand before such an establishment was honestly, kind of overwhelming.

Johnny stood before the building looking at it in slight awe and nervousness. Other students walking towards it to apply for it. He had been for the past months preparing for this very day. It was not time for him to hesitate. "Okay, its the moment of truth. Lets see if I don't fuck this up."

He started walking forward with a confident (he hoped) stride. He gave glances to the other people walking towards the building. Gauging the competition if you will. While glancing around he noticed something that made him stop.

He noticed a midget with grape-like growths on his head. He had met weird people before with weird body-altering quirks. The reason why this kid had made him curious was because he was vaguely familiar. He could only come up with a vague image from his weird rubber-man could have sworn he had seen that kid somewhere before. Maybe at his school, but why would he dream about a grape midget that may or may not go to his school. Dreams are fucking weird. Another kid he could clearly recognize was a guy with wild, purple hair. This one he could remember from his school. He never talked to him, but he knew him from rumors that circulated his class. Something about mind-control and cats.

After entering the school he made his way to the auditorium were they were told to take the exam. The auditorium was filled with a bunch of people. Johnny couldn't help but be nervous at the fact that there was so much competition. Stop it with the negativity. I gotta keep my cool. he berrated himself. It wasn't time to panic and make an ass of yourself. The people surrounding him problably were just as nervous as he was but were doing their best at keeping it cool. Keeping your calm in stressful situations was the mark of a great hero, and this was just another test to overcome.

A man suddenly walked up to the podium. He was wearing black leather pants and black leather jacket. He had long blonde hair that spiked upwards, a thin mustache and a big grin. He looked more like a rock star than a hero at first glance. Johnny recognized him as the pro hero and radio show host Present Mic. He didn't really care much for the hero but knew him mainly because his friend Keiji listened to his show.

"Hello everybody, I'm here to explain to you the rules for the practical exam!" Mic shouted enthusiastically, "C'MON! EVERYBODY SAY HEY!"

"Tough crowd."

he looked disappointed as no one seemed to want to join in on the hype. Johnny at least thanked him for easing his nerves.

"okay this is how it goes. You will all be dropped inside one of the simulated cities in which you will meet with 'villains'." he explained with the help of the gigantic screen that was behind him. The 'villains' appeard to be robots "There are three kinds of 'villains ranging from 1-pointers to 3-pointers."

Johnny for some reason couldn't shake the feeling that he had heard something like this before. He had a weird sense of deja vu. He couldn't for the life of him understand why and couldn't quite shake it off. Now that he thought about it, this resembled some video game like scenario.

"Kinda like a video game. Am I right!"

god dammit

Suddenly a guy with glasses a couple of seats away from him raised stood up as Mr. Present Mic asked if anyone had any questions. He was tall with a serious look on his face. Johnny's first impression of him is that he was a tight ass.

"Excuse me" said the teen, "But the this paper clearly shows that there are supposed to be four types of faux villains in this test. Its unbecoming of such a prestigious institusion to commit to such missinformation. Also to the person that has been murmuring the entire time. Please stop you are distracting everyone here.

'Well that was lengthyHe thought to himself as the small lecture came to a close. He also heard the muttering kid mumble some apologies. He really didn't want to pay attention to the kid, nor he wanted to try to twist his head like an owl to see the person in question (he could totally do that ofcourse)

"Well..." The pro-hero started, "Thanks for making your question heard. Its not a misprint. Inside the simulated city there is also a fourth 'villain' that costs zero points. This is just an obstacle, kind of like the thwomps in super mario"

The pro-hero continued the lecture by quoting a hero named Napoleon Bonaparte (something about that felt and sounded wrong) and also. Johnny wasn't really paying attention at this point as he was just ready to start the exam. He was practically shaking with anticipation. After the little speech, all the students were commanded to finally go to the designated area for testing. In Johnny's case he got testing ground C. He got up to get ready for the trials ahead.

'Okay, time to kick ass and take names. Man that was cliche.' Johnny thought to himself as he made his way to get changed in his workout clothes.

When they said simulated city they really meant the 'city' part. The gates to the testing grounds were huge, as were the area behind said gates. Johnny couldn't help but marvel at them. In his opinion he thought it was a bit much. How much money could this have cost. It seemed that Yuuei spared no expense. He made his way into the front of the group and stood in front of the gate. While he was still amazed at the gates, it was not because of the size of them. He was shocked for a completely different reason

'Okay what the fuck. I swear I have seen a place just like this before. In my weird fucking recurrent dreams. When they are not about me being a pirate with a straw hat.' Johnny wondered to himself. He was getting really sick of his stupid recurrent dreams. Not the pirate ones mid you, those were awesome. The dreams showed him things and frankly felt more like memories than anything. He should probably stop focusing in this dream memories or whatever they are and just get ready for the exam. The gate reminded him of something. He had some kind of a hunch and it wouldn't hurt to act on it.

He proceeded to get into a running man position and ignored the looks he was getting as he was getting ready. He just had a feeling that he would like to get ready right away. This turned out to be a good choice as the speakers suddenly blared out "GO!". He didn't hesitate to venture inside the city while everyone was caught unaware for a second. This gave Johnny a slight advantage that he knew he would need. While he was already inside he found a green robot making its way through the city.

'So this are the 'villains' that we are supposed to defeat huh.' Johnny wondered as he ran towards the robot, 'Okay. Its time to fuck some FACE!'

As he was nearing the robot noticed him, but it was too late as he was already upon him. Jumping and propulsing himself forward he smashed his fist into the robots red eye. Otherwise known as the most obvious weak point since "Legend of Zelda" games. Johnny took his fist out of the mechanical eye and watched as the machine stopped functioning 'Great, that's two points on the bag already. No time to waste now, the others are probably getting started. I need to press my advantage.'

He suddenly found himself in front of a group of robots. Two 1-pointers and one 3-pointer that were lined up in a group. Johnny was confident enough in his skills that he was sure that would not cock up against the 'villains'. The problem was that he would waste time fighting against the group and lose his advantage. That would be the case if he had wasted his time just training his body before the exam. He also came up with a ton of moves while training. Bringing his arm back, stretching way past a normal person should, he aimed at the robots as they finally noticed him. It was to late for them anyways. He breathed in deep in preparation.

"GUM-GUM PISTOL!" Johnny shouted out as he let his arm sore through the air. Due to the fact that his body was made of rubber, the arm flew at surprising speed towards the villains. The fist reached the first 1-pointer, and with a resounding crash went through it completely destroying it. It didn't stop there as his fist went through the other 1-pointer and through the 3-pointer as well. He had just taken care of three 'villains' quickly and efficiently.

'Awesome! The move that I learned through my pirate dream worked.' He congratulated himself. The pirate dream had been a weird thing that has been pestering for months now. He hasn't mentioned it to anybody in fear that they would think he was weird. At first he was weirded out but the more he had the dream he just learned to enjoy it. It was a fun adventure to find a treasure called "One Piece", and his first name during the dream was "Monkey". Good times.

He should stop reminiscing and actually continue fighting the robots.

"GUM-GUM WHIP!" Johnny shouted out as he unleashed another of his special moves. The whip in the name came from the fact that he unleashed a powerful long-ranged sweeping kick. This worked wonders on crowd control. This was demonstrated as it made quick work of a group of robots that were surrounding him. Unfortunately for him the kick lost momentum before destroying all the robots, leaving him with one 2-pointer left to deal with. The 2-pointer proceeded to point at him with his cannon.

"Oh shit." He started dodging the (hopefully fake) bullets at best of his abilities. He dodged and weaved through the projectiles thanks to the dexterity cultivated through his days training at Ozuma-sensei's boxing gym. It was also thanks to the fact that the robot's shooting trajectory was pretty linear and it took time to adjust the trajectory again. He shot one last Gum-Gum pistol, destroying the robot.

'Okay, with that one I have around...58 points give or take.' He mentally tallied up his points. He was feeling good about his chances. He should also thank the little advantage that he got at the beginning of the exam. Just has to keep a steady robot death income and he would have this in the bag

grumble*

'Huh?'

grumble* *grumble*

grumble*

'what the hell is that noi-'

CRASH*

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT!" He shouted out as he looked at the source of the noise. The source being none other than a giant 'fuck all' mech. The other wannabe heroes also stopped to witness the gigantic death machine. Some of them gave similar shouts. Johnny couldn't blame them. That would be hypocritical of him

'So that is the 0-pointer. Okay fair enough'

"FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT"

Shouting and running away seemed to be the best course of action in Johnny's mind. It also seemed that everyone else had the same idea. While everyone was running away from the gigantic behemoth of a 'villain', the machine in question continued making its way through the streets undeterred. Johnny didn't even think to look back. He had enough points as it is in his opinion.

"AAHHHHH! HELP MEEEEE!"

Johnny *actually* looked back at this. It seemed one person was about to be crushed by the gigantic death machine. At closer inspection it looked like it was the grape headed kid that looked familiar earlier that day. He was clutching his leg and there were slight tears in his eyes. If this were either from pain or fear he wasn't sure.

"OH GOD PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN"

"OH FUCK! GUM-GUM Get the fuck over here!" Johnny exclamed as he streched out his arm towards the downed boy. He pulled the guy towards him and tucked him under his arm

"Okay lets run!" He didn't waste a second. Right after saying that, Johnny ran as fast as he could. Good thing the kid he was carrying weighed practicaly nothing. He ran like the devil was chasing him asking to pay him back the money that he had lent you at a previous occasion and you had no money on you at that very moment and he didn't give a shit (flashback to a previous accident with Yoko). He continued running until.

"STOP"

The single word that came out from previously unseen speakers seemed to stop the monstruosity in its tracks. 'Oh huh huh. I guess the test is over.' Johnny thought as he panted and tried to get his composure back.

"Oh thank god, we are alive! I almost thought I was going to die." The grape headed kid said as he regained his voice. Johnny had placed him in the ground after the robot had stopped rampaging. He looked at Johnny with absolute also. "Thanks man. For saving me."

"Yeah huff no problem man. Names Johnny by the way." He said, introducing himself to the kid. It was the polite thing to do.

"Mineta. Oh man that was insane. If this was the entrance exam, imagine all tge crazy bullcrap they teach here." The now formally introduced Mineta said towards his saviour

Mineta eventually was treated by the school nurse. An eldery heroine by the name "Recovery girl". Healed people with a kiss. Not the weirdest thing to happen today. Johnny sat by, resting and contemplating what had happened until now. If anything this would make a crazy story to tell his friends.

They would totally flip their shit.

AN: I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. Im a terrible person for postponing this sub-par piece of fiction.To be fair school is a bitch. Im going to try to be a little more consistant with my uploads.Talking about uploads Im in the middle of writting a homestuck fanfiction. Im truly trash I know. But if your interested check it out. Problably gonna be up at a later date. Thanks for reading and see you guys laterI hope /