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Chapter 9: from the fire to the frying pan
The shard of primus opened on another dimension and all it heard was. "Tidalwave, Tidalwave, Tidalwave."
"Um, Ah, Roadrash. My name is Roadrash." [man trying to find a unique name is murder luckily I have a fast processor.] I told the autobot, asking me questions. I had already gone over everything that had happened to me since waking up in the woods.
I didn't break cover when I asked If I had hurt Ratchet, I made sure to ask names first. The best thing about having a computer brain was the fact that I could finally remember peoples names.
Firstaid replied that the injury was pretty bad. But Ratchet insisted it was minor.
The worst part about this world I've come to find out was that while the characters were the same they were different also. This world looks like a cross between my dimensions live action movie and, Transformers prime computer animated cartoon.
Prime was much more movie like in appearance while Ratchet was more T. f. Prime like.
New autobots like Prowl and Firstaid who don't exist in those incarnations looked different enough to me to be unique.
The best part, at least in my mind was the fact that It wasn't a story I had seen before.
That is until she came barreling into my life.
"I want that new bot evaluated and processed A.S.A.P."
She was the type of woman That I hated on sight as a guy, and I did not hold high hopes for our relationship as a giant robot either.
Beautiful yes, however her attitude and mannerisms left much to be desired.
Humans began approaching me while I sat on the med bay birth while this woman started giving orders as if I wasn't there.
"Hay what do you think your doing."
I jerked away from people as the started pawing at me.
The woman sighed as if I was some child giving a tantrum. "Standard procedure for all new autobot's now sit still and behave your self."
"No way, the last time someone started pawing at me I blew his head off, I don't know what auto defense systems I have." I said trying to deflect the situation without sounding like I was a total self absorbed bitch.
"We have an agreement with you autobots everyone goes through a full body physical." she ranted as a bot snuck out of the med bay.
I looked around for Ratchet but he was out of it while Firstaid was working on his shoulder.
"I heard about your run in with Thunder Cracker, and how you shot up the med bay so unless You want trouble with your boss Prime you'd better settle down and submit."
This was the point where I flipped. "I have no boss. I am not an autobot. I am not a decepticon. I am all alone in a strange world with no history before today. So I would suggest you back off before I get mad and forget I'm bigger than you."
She started seriously getting mad, and by now the other humans did the smart thing and backed off.
While she was yelling orders and profanity at me, and I was trying my hardest to keep my temper in check. Prime decided to make an entrance.
"Director Shelby, is there a problem." now when a 50' tall robot talks you listen and fortunately this Shelby person whipped around and started talking to Prime.
While they went at it I decided to make as discreet an exit as possible.
Just outside the med bay a bot said. "Hay uh Roadrash is it? Hi I'm Jolt I helped get you away from Thunder Cracker.
"Than could you help me again by getting me away from that Shelby person?"
"Heh sure follow me."
"You're optics are almost ruined, and you've suffered extensive damage to your propulsion matrix. Mind telling me what happened Thunder Cracker."
"Some new autobot femm got a lucky shot, than those human army types showed up."
"New femm If the autobots are getting reinforcements Megatron should be informed."
Thunder Cracker pondered the embarrassment of losing to a femm half his size, verses not informing Megatron of a potential threat. And seeing first hand the results of Starscream's duplicity, decided to upload the fight with the new femm to a pad to give to Megatron.
((whellp after a couple months I'm back don't know for how long though enjoy it. Read and Review I can handle flames but appreciate constructive criticism more.
Sorry about the short chapter it's just a transition to a scene I've been working through in my mind for a while hope to see you soon.))