Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!
Sasori: Stop yelling brat!
Me: sigh….
WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan, and some minor perverted things… just saying…
Aoi POV
"Well what the fuck did you fucking think happened?" I heard Hidan's obnoxious yell. Shut up already, I'm trying to sleep.
"Calm down, you're going to wake her up." Akiko scolded.
"Who gives a fuck if the fucking bitch wakes up!" screeched Hidan. I heard multiple sighs before a loud thump was heard.
"Tobi is a good boy!" the lollipop boy yelled out. Pain pierced through my eardrums.
"Shut up!" I yelled with all the lungpower I could muster. I came to see nothing but ten blurry figures staring at me. "Give me my glasses." I yawned as I stretched my hand in front of me. I heard the rustle of some feet before glasses were put in my outstretched hand. I yawned once again and placed them on my face. My vision cleared and I saw my friends and the Akatsuki staring at me. We were all in my room, I sat up on my bed and the others stood near my bed.
"Morn-"I greeted. Itachi put his hand on my face covering it completely. I stayed silent as he squeezed my head as one would to a zit. Oh, what now?
"How do you know who we are?" he questioned as he squeezed my head like a zit. You should stop squishing my head if you want an answer! I reached out and grabbed his face giving it a squeeze, my tiny hands barely making it to the top of his face. I dug my fingers into his flesh in an attempt to hurt him.
"Let go of my face and I'll let go of your." I bargained. To my surprise, the Uchiha actually listened and retracted his hand. I let go of his face and stared at him bored. He matched my gaze and we broke out into a staring contest. I'm gonna win at this game no matter what.
"Itachi glaring at her will not get us any answers." Kisame patted Itachi's shoulder causing him to blink. Heh, I win! The Uchiha turned around to face Kisame. He then sighed and stood up to follow the shark man. I chuckled at how the Uchiha was scolded.
"Aoi don't be rude and answered the question!" scolded Akiko. I gazed at her as she put her hands folded across her chest motioning that she was being serious. It was the weasels turn to laugh; he chuckled lightly as I shook my head. I stood up and stretched.
"Okay this is how we'll do this," I stated, "I'll tell you all the information I know about you guys and you'll tell me if I'm correct. Then you can ask all the questions." The akatsuki nodded. "Well, you guys are the Akatsuki, an S-ranked 'criminal' group in the ninja world. Pein you are their leader, you have the rinnegan. You're also known as *cough* Nagato * cough* but moving on. Deidara you like to blow things up, have mouths on your hands and one on your chest and say 'un' at the end of almost every sentence."
"No I don't, un!" the blond screeched out hypocritically. Sasori smacked his forehead and sighed.
"Well then let me continue." I continued, "Sasori you are mostly all puppet except for your 'heart'. Deidara and you are partners with different artistic views. Hidan you curse too much, believe in a fake god called Jashin and are 'immortal'."
"Fucking Jashin is real!" Hidan shouted interrupting me. I reached for a bat I had under my pillow, grabbed it and tossed it. The bat hit the Jashinist across the head sending him flying into my drawers.
"Shut up, I'm explaining things right now!" I yelled at him while pointing my finger at him accusingly.
"Pointing is bad; Tobi is a good boy so he don't point at people." Tobi whined. I sighed and face palmed.
I pointed at Itachi, Deidara and Tobi, "You all have a speech disorder." Deidara was the first to react. He jumped towards me, fist in front of his face.
"I don't have a speech disorder, un!" he exclaimed.
"Tobi don't have a speech disorder either!" Tobi exclaimed while nodding frantically. Itachi nodded while motioning to himself.
"You can't hide what everybody knows!" I pointed at them and made a mad dash for the door as I saw an angry Hidan get up bat in hand. I rushed out of the room and made a left towards the stair. Damn I should have grabbed another bat but I don't have anymore!
"Get back here mother fucker!" yelled Hidan as he ran behind me. I turned my head slightly and looked back to see the albino gaining on me. I tried to speed up but my short legs can only carry me so far. Suddenly I felt something hit my back as I ran down the stairs. My body flung forward and I hit the floor brutally. I grimaced as pain engulfed my face and laugh.
"Hah Hahahaha!" Hidan burst out laughing as he ran down the stairs. I sat up rubbing my face. Crud my nose is bleeding! I looked back up at the albino who continued laughing. He stopped laughing when he saw blood pouring from underneath my hand that covered my nose.
"Akiko!" I called out as I stood up and headed to the stairs. I heard multiple footsteps before Akiko and the others came running down the stairs. Some of the Akatsuki gasped while the others chuckled. I heard a doorknob turn and in walked another of my friends.
"Hey guys I'm-" she greeted but paused midway as she saw the seen in front of her. "Aoi what the hell happened now?" she questioned in a deadly tone. I gulped and thought about how my fate would end. This is not going to end pretty…
Sorry it's so short but that's the only thing I wanted to happen in this chapter. I wrote this at regular time for once so I was more awake now… The ideas didn't flow that well I believe….
Either way read on to find out what happens next. (It's your choice either way)