DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!

Deidara: Where is Sasori-no-Danna, un?

Me: Some obsession you got their Deidara. (Rolling on the floor laughing)

Deidara: (Blushes ten shades of red (if only possible)) No I don't, un!

Me: And a speech impediment!

Deidara: ON WITH THE STORY!

Me: sigh….

WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…

Hidan POV

I laughed aloud as the abnormal girl sat up off the ground. I hopped down the stairs and neared her still laughing. She looked up at me, hatred in her eyes, and that's when I saw it. There was blood coming from her hand that was pressed to her nose. I stopped laughing and stared in desire. I had a huge desire to lick the blood of her face and enjoy it for myself. Maybe sacrificing this fucking girl is not such a fucking bad idea… Aoi got up and walked over to the staircase, I watched her with my eyes as she stopped in front of the steps.

"Akiko!" she yelled out at the top of her lungs. I flinched at how loud her voice could become if she tried. I thought this girl had the voice of a fucken mouse! There was the sound of several footsteps before the other Akatsuki members and Aoi's friends appeared at the top. Konan, Tobi, Deidara, the two black girls, and the brunette gasped. Pein, Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori chuckled. Zetsu had a look in his eyes stating that he was hungry. Suddenly, I heard the sound of a knob turning. I turned around as a pale, tall girl with dark brown short hair walked in.

"Hey guys I'm-" she greeted but paused midway as she saw the seen in front of her. "Aoi what the hell happened now?" her voice turned deadly as she glared at the bleeding curly head. Aoi's face turned pale white as the girl glared at her. Oh, shit! I know something bad is going to happen, I just know it! Aoi swallowed and took in a deep breath.

"W-welcome home Yukiko," Aoi stuttered nervously. She turned slightly and waved with her bloodied hand. "Oops!" she said as blood spilled on the floors. She laughed nervously as she covered her nose again. The girls at the door, known now as Yukiko, glared at her and started to walk up to her slowly. There was anger filled in her eyes and a little bit of confusion. The bitch is gonna get herself killed! All of a sudden, Zetsu dashed forward heading straight for the bleeding girl. I pushed her as Zetsu launched himself towards her. Yukiko grabbed Aoi's hand and ran towards the kitchen.

Aoi POV

Oh, shit! Yukiko is going to kill me! Yukiko neared me with anger in her eyes and confusion in her face. Suddenly I felt a hand shove me towards the floor. I looked up and saw Zetsu and his hunger-filled eyes. Yukiko grabbed my hands and pulled me up leading me towards the kitchen. Oh, crud! We gonna get ourselves killed soon! Yukiko let pushed the backdoor that leads to the forest open and ran still holding my hand. We dashed towards the trees and continued running. Behind us, I heard the sound of footsteps.

"Yukiko!" I yelled out at her. She looked back at me and nodded. "We're being fo-" I yelled at her.

"I know! Split up!" she responded cutting me off. She released my hand and I ran towards my left. I saw Yukiko run to the right.

Sasori POV

Right now, we were currently holding down Zetsu. Seeing the amount of blood he saw gave him the desire to eat her. If I were him, I would have been faster to catch her and eat her. Aoi's friends had run off to the forest they said was behind the house. They left to go find their other two friends. This is all waste of our time, let Zetsu eat the brat and get this over with.

"Danna, un?" called out Deidara. I turned to face him and let go of my grip on Zetsu. I turned to face Zetsu when I felt a hand hit my head. The plant man took the opportunity to pull his arm up getting his body free from everyone's gripped. He pushed us off him and ran in the direction of his prey: the forest. The look in his eyes meant only one thing, he's hungry.

"Holy shit!" shouted Hidan as he turned to face where Zetsu ran towards, "The bitch is gonna kill the bat bitch!" He ran to the doors and turned to face us who stayed staring at him dumfounded. "Come on you fucking bitches don't you wanna see bitches fucking fighting!" Everyone nodded and followed him.

Aoi POV

I heard the snap of a twig and froze in my skin. I whirled around and saw nobody, just trees. I faced forward again and began to run. My nose had stopped bleeding a while ago, so my hands swished at my sides. I wheezed as I my legs started to tire out from my running. My legs can only take me so far. I stopped for a moment and heard the sound of moving water. Oh yeah, there's a river near here. I followed the sound of the water and came to a river. The river didn't look that deep and it wasn't that long to the other side. Most likely, I can jump across. I took a few steps back and began to count down.

"Okay… 1, 2 and…" I counted down, "Three!" I ran forward and jumped at the edge of the river. I felt like I was flying as the air hit hard on my body. The feeling was cut off by a sudden rush of water. I gasped for air but inhaled only water. I put my arms up above me and kicked my feet but only managed to go down deeper into the river. Water pushed its way into my mouth knocking the little air I still had. This river is so deep! Is this how I'm going to die?

Heh sorry it's short but like keeping it in suspense. I'm already working on the next chapter. I don't mean to sound conceited but you readers must be on the edge of your seats (or bed, don't know what you sitting/standing/laying on) in anticipation. That did sound conceited didn't it? Either way review at least… that's it…