DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!
Itachi: Hn?
Me: You don't say much do you, weasel-san?
Itachi: What did you just call me?
Me: It talks! (Runs and screams in terror as Itachi shoots flames at me)
WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…
Yukiko POV
"I'm not okay with you people staying here." I informed to the Akatsuki, "You cause a lot of trouble and so far have gotten my friend in trouble and hurt."
"We understand what you are saying but-" Pein started.
"Shut the fuck up," I told him in a threatening voice, "because of you fuckers Aoi had to take her fucking medicine! She was doing just fine before you fucking bitches showed up and fucking made her have a panic attack! You fuckers don't know this but that medicine is to control her when she attacks people and she has been fucking fine for almost a year now! Then you stupid mother fucking bitches showed up and fucking screwed her up! She was almost out of fucking therapy too!" I was now on me feet and breathing hard.
"Listen girl, we didn't know all of that." Sasori stated in lazy tone, "We don't give a damn for the brat's life either way. So it's none of our concern."
"How could you say that after she let you stay?" I heard Akiko whisper, "She let you stay, she didn't call the cops, and she almost drowned because of you guys."
"How the fucks do you not fucking care if you almost fucking killed an innocent stranger?" I screeched accusingly at them.
"We kill people all the time and either way she almost killed me, un!" Exclaimed Deidara as he shot up out of his seat. I neared him and punched him. I felt my fist connect with his jaw and a deafening crack was heard. Deidara fell on his bottom and held his jaw shocked.
"If you didn't break her television she wouldn't have attacked you brat," Informed Sasori in an all-knowing tone. I stared at him bewildered and look to wear the television would usually be. It was gone, no flat 39" screen television was on the wall. All that was there was an empty spot.
"I see why she attacked you." I stated in a low tone, "Akiko, Hana at what time did they come out of the TV?"
"Well according to Aoi they came out of the television as soon as the Naruto Shippuden song finished." Hana informed me, "she must have gotten angry because she was missing the episode. She also told me that the TV just turned off and stuff…" I nodded and turned around to think.
These people are the Akatsuki; they're an S-rank criminal group that just shot out of our television. If there was a way to bring them back to their world, it's lost because they broke the television. Sigh, this is such a big problem. We could let them stay since we got the space but then again Aoi's sanity is on the line. If only they could control themselves… Well they did get her out of the water before she drowned but she's gonna kill' him' once she wakes up and finds out what happened.
"Excuse me, Yukiko-chan?" I heard Tobi say behind me as he poked my back. I turned to face him expressionless. "Tobi is hungry!" I sighed and looked at Akiko who was heading to the kitchen.
"I'll make dinner, Konan, Hana come help me!" she called out from the kitchen. Konan got up hesitantly and smiled as she passed me heading to the kitchen. Hana grabbed my hand, bit it, and ran to the kitchen too. The male members of the Akatsuki stared at me with mixed feelings in their faces.
"We're fucking bored give us something to fucking do!" exclaimed Hidan rudely. I glared daggers at him.
"You're the fucking guest here so you can stay bored for all I care." I responded in a pissed off tone. Hidan got up and shoved me to the floor. I sat up only to have the albino push me down again. "What the hell is your problem you fucking piece of shit?" I exclaimed as I attempted to get up again.
"I'm fucking entertaining myself you dipshit!" The albino exclaimed as he pulled me up by my arm. The other members of the akatsuki chuckled as he spun me around in circles. Shit, I'm starting to get dizzy!
"Yukiko?" I heard Aoi's voice. Hidan laughed and let go of my arm. I was sent flying.
Aoi Pov
I woke up and found Momo sleeping on a chair next to my bed. I grabbed her and out her in my bed after removing her shoes. I put covers on her body and left the room. After a few minutes of walking, I found the stairs and went to the living room. There I saw a rather strange sight. Hidan was spinning Yukiko around by her left arm.
"Yukiko?" I questioned as I stared at her dumbfounded. Deidara, Sasori and Kisame turned to me with shock. Hidan burst out laughing and let go of Yukiko. Yukiko was sent flying directly towards me. I put my hands up in front of me and felt her body crush mines to the floor. I fell back and laid still as Yukiko laid over me. I heard Hidan's maniacally laughter sound through the room.
"What the fuck is your problem?" Screeched Yukiko as she shot up off me and turned to face the albino. She started to fall back dizzy; I got up and threw myself to where she would land. Yukiko landed on my back and laid there.
"Yukiko don't get-" I started to tell her.
"Why the fuck is the world spinning?" Yelled out Yukiko cutting me off. I sighed as I heard the others laughing.
"Yukiko get off me!" I exclaimed pushing her off, she fell to the floor and rolled back to me. Mimicking her, I rolled on the floor (pencil roll that is) and we crashed into each other. We both rolled away from each other and came rolling as fast as we could. I felt myself roll over Yukiko sending me flying up. I crashed onto the floor and sat up holding my head in pain.
"Yeah I win!" Yukiko shot up and fist pumped in a celebratory fashion. The akatsuki laughed and Hidan's laughed roared above the others.
"Yukiko, Yukiko, Yukiko…" I called out as I waved my hand in front of my face.
"What?" she questioned as she strode over to me, confusion smeared across her face as I extended my hand to her.
"Pull me up." I commanded. She grasped my hand and pulled me to my feet. "Yukiko, how did I get in the house?" I questioned confused, "Last I remember I was drowning…" Yukiko tensed at this question for some reason. The room grew quiet and for some reason it made me think something bad happened.
"Welllllllllllll…" Yukiko stalled, she paced back and forth and swung her arms in a distracted matter. Oh, no something bad did happen!
"I had to fucking save your ass!" exclaimed Hidan breaking the awkward silence, "You over there fucking drowning and I had to fucking save your ass. Zetsu here was gonna fucking eat you but he did manage to bit your hand though." I nodded and looked at my hand. It has a Band-Aid, how did I miss that?
"Itachi over here had to give you fucking mouth to mouth." Hidan exclaimed breaking me off my thoughts.
"What?" I screeched in anger, "Next time just let me drown!" I ran to the staircase and to my room. I slammed the door as hard as I could and threw myself on my bed only to land on top of Momo. I grabbed her by the shirt and threw her out of my room leaving her on the floor.
Yukiko POV
"She didn't take it as bad as I expected." I mentioned at the awkward silence. She could have beaten him up…
"The fucking bitch is just being fucking dramatic!" Exclaimed Hidan. I turned to face him with a scowl on my face.
"That was her first kiss." I informed the stupid albino. He looked taken aback at first but then a smirked spread across his face. He walked over to Itachi and patted his shoulder.
"Congratulations bitch!" he praised, "you stole the little one's first kiss! She must be like fucking twelve or something like that, considering she's so short! Man now you seem like a pedo-"
"Aoi is twenty years old," I countered the albino's rant. Everyone seemed shocked at my announcement. Hidan seemed to be the most shocked of them all.
"What the fuck?" He yelled out confused.
"How old are you and your friends, un?" Deidara questioned. He and the others have been rather quiet throughout this whole fiasco.
"Aoi and I are twenty; Momo, Akiko, and Hana are nineteen." I informed naming my friends ages, "We all live in this house together since our parent's don't really want us… They pretty much kicked us out for being weird, I guess but that's fine because we all live together instead."
"Can you tell us more about this world?" questioned Pein. I nodded and took a seat on the floor.
"Well as you already know this isn't your world." I started explaining, "You guys are fictional character from a manga called Naruto. You're the Akatsuki and somehow you ended up in our world. We're in North America, the country is United States and the state is New Jersey. They have many things they don't have in your world on this world. For example, the TV you broke!"
"Wow, call down we only wanted to know about this world, kid." Kisame reassured. I glared at him at him.
"What el-" started to question Sasori.
"Food is ready!" shouted Akiko and Hana simultaneously from the kitchen "go to the dinning room!" Everyone got up as I led the Akatsuki to the dining room. As we, all took our seats Momo appeared at the door.
"Momo-chan how's Aoi?" I questioned as I patted the seat next to me for her to sit on. She sat down and yawned. Next, she scratched her head and stared at me.
"Aoi-chan threw me out of her room." Momo informed me in a pouting voice.
"Shit so she is angry…." I cussed to myself under my breath, "Itachi!"
"Hn?" questioned the Uchiha as he looked up from his plate of spaghettis.
"Go and apologized to Aoi, then bring her down to eat!" I exclaimed. The raven sighed and got up heading to the out the door.
"Be sure to be nice fucker!" Yelled out Hidan.
"Be a good boy like Tobi!" Tobi screeched.
"Don't rape her." Kakuzu chuckled. Sasori and Zetsu burst out laughing at Kakuzu's words.
"DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. FUCKING. UPSET. HER." I separated each word and stated them in the form of a threat to the Uchiha. He simply nodded and turned to walk out the door. Later I'm going to need to find all of Aoi's bats. I know she has them hidden somewhere in this house. I need to find them all and put them away, then her chances of attacking are low and she won't really need her medicine. Well considering that Momo-chan is her psychiatrist, she can decide that. Damn I to focus more often. Good thoughts come out of focusing at random… what now?
"Yukiko, Yukiko!" someone called out before something hit me upside the head. I tipped back off my chair and fell to the floor.
"What the fuck?" I screeched as I got up, picked up my chair and put it where it belonged. As I sat down everyone around the table laugh. The table is almost full; it has only one empty seat. I doubt Aoi is going to come down anytime soon… I wonder how Itachi is doing...
Well that's it for this chapter. This is the longest chapter I've ever written so far… More than 2,000 words! (Cheers!) Well either way reviews, possibly….