DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!
Kisame: (pats on my head) you're so short!
Me: (kicks him where the sun don't shine) Now you're my height!
Kisame: (crouching down in pain) Stupid squirt…
Bold typing= black side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
Normal typing= white side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…
Deidara POV
"What the fuck is your fucking problem?" Hidan yelled out as he pointed at Itachi. Itachi stayed silent and watched as his teammates ganged up on him.
"What do you mean Hidan-san?" questioned Tobi as he pulled at the albino's sleeves. Hidan pulled away in disgust. He pointed at Itachi.
"This fucker fucking slapped Aoi!" Hidan accused, "He slapped her twice and hard by the looks of it!" Everyone gasped and stared at the Uchiha.
"Is this true?" questioned Zetsu, "Of course it's true you idiot! Didn't you see her cheeks?"
"That's abuse against women!" exclaimed Konan as she slapped Itachi in the face. The smack was the only sound heard as the room fell quiet.
"Konan please calm down, we just need to have him explain himself." Pein stated through the silence as he pulled Konan away from the Uchiha. "Itachi what you did is not right and you will be punished for that. I know there must-"
"Why would I get punished for slapping a stranger when we kill people almost every day?" Itachi questioned. Pein sighed and took a seat on the couch.
"Listen Itachi- no listen all of you." Pein started, "these people have taken us in out of the kindness of their hearts. This is one of our most vulnerable moments. We are in unknown land that is very advance. If we are to put the world in peace then we must first make peace with these girls. They have shown hostility towards us but they have been nothing but kind. The least we could do is not hurt or kill them and make peace with them." Pein took in a deep breath and let it out after a few seconds.
"Leader-sama, un?" I called out for his attention. Pein looked at me and nodded his head for me to continue. "If Itachi really did hit her, why did he do it, un?"
"We all want to know that, brat!" Sasori exclaimed, "But our only two sources are this cold hearted bastard and a disturbing brat with a mental problem." Kisame chuckled next to me but Hidan shot him a glare and he shut up.
"Itachi tell us the story and then we can get this while mess over with!" nagged Kakuzu as he took a seat on a sofa. Sasori and I took a seat in a loveseat and stared at Itachi intently. Everyone took a seat and stared at the Uchiha with anticipation.
"You may start now." Pein commanded as he glared at the weasel. Said weasel sighed and opened his mouth.
"That idiot of a girl is very strange." Itachi explained.
"We all know that fucker! just tell us why you hit her!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Shut up and let him speak!" shouted Kakuzu as he smacked the back of Hidan's head.
"Let me continue," stated Itachi, "I went to apologize and she jumped out a window. I pulled her back in before she managed to get anywhere. Then I kissed her since she seemed to want a kiss…"
"You kissed her again!" Konan and Pein shouted simultaneously. Itachi nodded at their remark.
"Then, I pinned her to her bed as she tried to escape and sat on top of her." The Uchiha continued.
"Wah!" Tobi cried out, "Tobi is a good boy so Tobi can't listen to Itachi-san's wrong things!" Tobi got up and ran up the stairs.
"Should we get him?" Zetsu questioned, "Nah, just leave him. He isn't our problem now!"
"Anyways," Itachi started again, "I showed her this memory that was hidden in the depths of her mind about using the Sharingan."
"Itachi you used Sharingan on her?" exclaimed Kisame. Itachi nodded and sighed.
"If you want me to finish the story then shut up!" He shouted. We all nodded and watched him intently. "Okay then. After I showed her the memory, she wasn't happy even though I apologized again! Then she started talking trash to me so I slapped her. Then I told her to 'respect your elders' and she smiled at that! Next, she teased me so I smacked her again. That's it." Everyone's mouth dropped to the floor. What the hell, un?
"You hit her cause she teased you, un!" I accused as I stood up off my seat. Sasori wrapped his arms around me and pulled me back down.
"Calm down brat!" exclaimed Sasori as he sat me next to him.
"You're fucked up man!" shouted Hidan as he got up. He took his scythe and threw it at Itachi. Itachi dodged and got up to fight the albino.
"STOP!" some female voice shouted. Everyone froze and turned to see Hana, Momo, Akiko and Yukiko.
"No fighting or you're going to break something again!" Akiko shouted.
"And what if we don't want to stop fighting?" Itachi questioned. Suddenly, Hana was over Itachi crushing him down.
"No fighting in the house or my name ain't Hana!" shouted the short girl. Hana was shorter than Aoi by two inches it seemed. According to Kakuzu and Sasori Aoi is five feet tall so that makes Hana 4''8. Man they are short for their age, un! I watched as Hana stomped on Itachi's back.
"No Hana, bad!" Momo stated rushing over to the girl. She pulled her off and managed to stop Hana's rampage.
"Hey Itachi!" Momo called out.
"Hn?" Itachi responded as he turned to face the brunette.
"We're going to have a nice chat in therapy today." She smiled and grabbed the Uchiha's hand.
"Where are you taking me?" Itachi pulled his hand away from Momo and took a step back. Momo grabbed his hand again and pulled him along with her.
"To my therapy room! Remember I'm a fucking therapist!" Momo answered and led him up the stairs out of our sight.
"Is she really a therapist?" Sasori questioned in a lazy tone. Akiko and Yukiko nodded and took a seat on the floor. Hana bounced over to Kisame and sat on his lap. She turned to face him and started poking his gills. Kisame looked shocked at first but then he stayed silent as the girl touched his gills.
"Where is Tobi, Un?" I questioned to Akiko.
"He's upstairs in the library with Aoi." She responded with a worry look on her face. I nodded in understanding and stared at the ground.
"Hey brat wh-" Sasori started to say but was cut off by a scream. Again? This scream sounded different from the last scream we heard. It sounded just like Tobi's. Suddenly Tobi ran down the stairs carrying a confused Aoi in his arms. He paced from foot to foot as if he had to go pee.
"Speak Tobi speak!" Pein ordered as he looks at the boy with worry. Aoi on the other hand kept glancing from side to side in a confused manner.
"Aoi-chan, Aoi-chan she, she!" Shouted Tobi. I covered my ears as his screams pierced their eardrums.
"Just say it already!" exclaimed Zetsu, "If you do you'll be a good boy!"
"I don't what's wrong with Aoi-chan!" He finally explained. We stared at him with a look on our faces that said 'don't make us panic if it's not an emergency'.
"What the fuck do you mean?" shouted Hidan as Tobi set Aoi on the floor. Tobi shrugged his shoulder s and stared at Aoi. She glanced around the room looking very confused. We stared at her with an equal face.
"She looks fine to me." Sasori stated, "just confused though…" I nodded next to him in agreement.
"Why are you confused sweetie?" questioned Konan as she held her hand out to Aoi. Aoi took her hand and stood up. She walked over to Yukiko and sat on her. Yukiko had moved to the couch in the moment Tobi showed up with Aoi.
"Yukiko," she whined, "why is there a bite-mark on my hand along with two holes?" Yukiko's eyes widened and she and Akiko exchanged glances.
"What is the last thing you remember?" Akiko asked as she walked over to Aoi. We all leaned in in anticipation.
"Hmmmm, let's see…. Oh yeah! I was drowning!" she responded in cheerful tone. Hana faced palmed and Akiko and Yukiko shook their heads.
"Seriously, again!" Yukiko exclaimed as she threw Aoi of her legs. Aoi landed on Sasori's lap and she stayed there. She looked at her friend who was having a mental breakdown. Confusion spread across her face as it did to most of us. What the hell is wrong with these people, un?
"This is why there's something wrong with Aoi-chan!" exclaimed Tobi as he wrapped his arms around the girl.
"Tobi is a lollipop." She whispered in a low tone. Tobi, Sasori and I jerked back at her words. This girl is really creepy, un! Sasori lifted the girl up by her waist and set her down on Zetsu lap. She glanced at Zetsu and started to poke his face. She had this look on her face that said "I just discovered the most incredible thing in the world!"
"What is wrong with her?" Kisame nodded his head to the side motioning to Aoi. Yukiko sighed and exchanged a glance with Akiko and Hana. Next, Hana got up and grabbed Aoi's hand pulling her up. Aoi followed Hana out of the room.
"So what the fuck is fucking wrong with her?" screeched Hidan as soon as Hana and Aoi were out of sight.
"Well, from what I've seen I can say that she's missing some of her memories." Sasori concluded. He gazed at Yukiko with boredom.
Yukiko POV
"Your right it seems she lost a part of her memory… again," Akiko muttered. I nodded sadly next to her.
"What do you mean again? Has this sort of thing happened before?" Questioned Pein as he crossed his legs and got into his thinking mode.
"Yeah this happened a few times before." I answered, "It seems to have something to do with her mind. When something bad happens that brings her to the point of tears, she completely forgets it. I think it's a way for her mind to make sure she'll be fine. For example, the day a burglar broke into our house and she almost killed him. That memory is completely wiped from her memory; she only knows what we told her about it."
"I see," Pein nodded, "so, since Itachi smacked her she cried. And the emotional pain was so horrible that it wiped that memory from her mind."
"Yes but we think the memories are in her head somewhere but she just can't remember." Akiko added.
"Well what the fuck should we do?" Hidan questioned loudly. We all shrugged and stared at the ground.
"I guess we tell her, un." Concluded Deidara.
"Or we could wait for the memory to return brat!" Sasori suggested.
"That's not such a bad idea." Agreed Kisame, "so we treat her normally then?" Pein, Akiko and I nodded.
"NO! Bad Aoi! PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!" Hana shouted from the kitchen. Suddenly there was a scream and Hana came running through the door. She pointed to the kitchen door and jumped on Tobi's lap. Everyone watched in anticipation at the kitchen door. After a few minutes, we heard nothing and everything was oddly quiet. I got up followed by Hidan, Sasori and Deidara. We tiptoed over to the kitchen and peeked inside. Nothing was seen, Aoi wasn't there. The windows and doors were all closed, nothing seemed out of place but Aoi was nowhere to be seen.
"Aoi!" I called out. Unexpectedly, she bounced upside in front of me. I jumped back along with the boys. We all screamed bloody murder as Aoi popped down form the ceiling.
"Why the fuck were you in the fucking ceiling?" screamed Hidan as he pulled Aoi down. Aoi landed on her butt (somehow) on the floor. She got up dusted off her pants.
"I was bored," she replied in a lazy tone. This idiot!
"That's not a good reason to scare people brat!" growled Sasori. A whimpering Deidara stood behind him hiding behind his back.
"But I wasn't trying to." Pouted Aoi as she looked at Sasori with innocent eyes. Don't fall for that trick!
"Let's see a scary movie." I suggested trying to calm the strange aura. Aoi went from the innocent and devilish look to the no and I don't want to look. Hidan seemed to notice this.
"Okay then let's fucking watch a scary movie!" He pulled us all into the living room and made the announcement. Everyone looked thrilled to see one but there was only one problem. There was no TV.
"I have an extra TV in the basement go get it." Akiko informed me. I made Kisame and Zetsu come with me and bring the TV. This TV was bigger than the old 39" screen TV this one was 41" and Hd. We quickly arranged the couch around the TV and sat down. In one couch sat Tobi, Hana, Zetsu and Kisame. On the love seat sat Sasori and Deidara. On another couch sat Akiko, Pein, Konan and I. On the floor sat Hidan and Aoi. Aoi looked like if she wanted to make a run for it at any second. We turned off the light and got popcorn and soda. I put the movie 'The Nightmare on Elm street' and pressed play. The movie started, Aoi got up to run away but was pulled down by Hidan.
Aoi POV
Hidan held me tightly as I tried to get out of his grip. I stopped struggling as I realized there was no way I was going to escape. I sat on Hidan's legs with fear in my eyes but a scowl on my face. I know that I'm not going to sleep right tonight!
"D-danna…" I heard Deidara whisper.
"What brat?" growled Sasori.
"I don't want to see this anymore I'm scared…" Deidara whispered back. Sasori chuckled.
"Too bad brat, you're going to have to watch this." Sasori sadistically responded. Deidara whined put stayed quiet after a while. Fan fictions never lie….these two could be an item… Two hours later the movie was over. I stayed sitting on Hidan's lap with a blanked out expression.
"Hey bitch get off my lap!" Hidan snapped. I stayed where I was. Yukiko walked in front of me and pulled me up. She sat me in a corner of the room and everyone went to work on cleaning up. Deidara sat on the corner opposite of me. The same look was on his face. Sasori grabbed Deidara and sat him down next to me. We both stayed silent with a blanked out expression.
"Were you scared Aoi-chan and Sempai?" Tobi questioned as he leaned down in front of us.
"What does it look like, un?" Deidara snapped as he got up, "I'm not scared, un!" I nodded next to him and got up too.
"Last time we saw the grudge, you didn't sleep well for two months." Akiko commented as she remember the memory.
"Nuh uh!" I screeched as I pulled on Akiko's sleeves. She laughed and patted me on the head. Why do they always treat me like a kid?
"Aoi let's make dinner, you haven't eaten anything all day long." Yukiko stated as she pulled me towards the kitchen. Akiko followed and helped make dinner. We had french fries that came frozen and Salami. After dinner, Deidara and I did the dishes as a punishment for being wimps. We finished with the dishes and headed to the living room. Itachi walked in with Momo following him. Momo pushed him over to me and walked away to the kitchen. The room fell silent as Itachi stood in front of me.
"Umm… Aoi all I want to say is I'm sorry." Itachi sincerely apologized. There was tension around the room as he said this. Wait a minute this is Itachi! Why is he apologizing? What did he do anyway?
"For what?" I questioned confused. Itachi looked shocked at first but he opened his mouth.
"For-" Itachi was cut off by Hidan, Hana, and Kisame jumping him. They ran with him out of the room and left me there to my confusion. I wonder what he did.
"Well it's time to go to sleep!" Yukiko stated as she lifted me up to my feet, "Go on go to sleep!"
"But it's only 8:30." I whined in return. Yukiko somehow managed to convince me and now I lay in my room silently. I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep after I saw that movie. The door to my room opened and a nervous looking Deidara walked in.
"A-Aoi can I sleep with you tonight, un?" he questioned nervously. I nodded and moved over so the blonde could sleep. I checked the time and it read 8:45.
"Did Sasori send you to sleep?" I questioned. Deidara nodded meekly and got closer to me.
"I'm scared I didn't want to see the movie." Deidara whispered, "I don't do well with scary stuff." I nodded next to him.
"Me too." I agreed, "let's just try to go to sleep." Deidara nodded and closed his eyes. I closed my eyes too and soon I was in dreamland.
That's it for now… I don't really have much of a message to put in the end… so…. Thanks for reading I guess…