DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!
Pein: I am God!
Me: who later on died…
Pein: (ignores) I am God!
Bold typing= black side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
Normal typing= white side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…
Note: IMPORTANT! This is not and ItachiXOC thing. As much as I would like to do that, I won't for this story. Just clearing that up…
Oh and I don't own Blue Stahli and their songs. Or the Campfire Song song from Spongebob. Or baby by Justin Bieber (don't want to own that either way)
Aoi POV
Four months passed. The akatsuki is still here and living with us. The akatsuki came on March third. Momo is now 20 years old. Her birthday passed someday in March. Now we are in summer, yes it is July! The akatsuki have been bought a few clothes by us girls. As payment for staying with us, they were put to work in the house. They did dishes, coked occasionally and cleaned. Now it was the first of July and we were currently packing to go to the beach. I haven't caught sight of Orochimaru since that day. I kept that memory at the back of my mind with my newly developed horrible ones. Itachi had been meeting with me once a week to see how my memories were going and to tap chakra into my head. Yes, I know that sounds strange but it actually helps my 'memory problem'.
"Hidan pass the barbecue sauce." I pointed to the sauce, which was up high in a cabinet. Hidan looked at the place I pointed at and then me.
"I don't fucking want to!" Hidan exclaimed glaring at me. I shook my head and fought the urge to face palm.
"Get the barbecue sauce!" I growled as I pointed at it.
"I don't fucking want to!" Hidan shouted again but this time louder. I got neared him and jumped grabbing his hair.
"Get the barbecue sauce!" I screeched into this ear as I pulled at his hair. Hidan grabbed me and flung me out of the kitchen and into the living room. I crashed down onto Kisame who only rocked on his feet and caught me with one hand. He set me standing on the floor and went back to whatever he was doing. I glared at Hidan and stormed after him as he ran. I ran at full speed, wheezing a bit, after the albino. He runs fast! Hidan ran through the forest and I ran after him. My slip on converse slapped hard on the dry ground that was dying for some rain. Hidan jumped over the river and landed successfully on the other side. He turned to face me and smirked. I ran at a faster tempo (somehow) and jumped at the edge of the riverbank. I flung my legs in front of my body and felt the ground connect with my feet. I rolled on the floor and got up to chase after Hidan.
Hidan stood with a shocked lock on his face. I took this chance to push him into the water. The Jashinist screamed as he fell into the water. I laughed and stared at him as he struggled to get out.
"Help me the fuck up!" Hidan demanded. I shook my head no and stared. Not after last time…
FLASHBACK
"Help me the fuck up!" Hidan demanded. I neared him and put my hand out in front of me. Hidan grabbed my hand and pulled me into the water. I fell in and grabbed onto him as soon as I got in. He laughed at me for a whole month after that.
END OF FLASHBACK
Hidan came out of the water and glared at me. Now how do I get across? Hidan came out at the other side of the water and stood there with a big smirk on his face.
"Hey bitch I'm leaving!" Hidan yelled to me as he turned to leave.
"W-wait help get me across!" I called out to Hidan. Hidan turned around and shook his head. A big grin was plastered on his face.
"No can do I'm fucking busy!" Hidan called out to me.
"What- no you're not! Hidan come back here and help me get across!" Hidan turned around again and started walking away. "Hidan, come on! Don't be a meanie!" Hidan laughed aloud and disappeared from my sight. That bastard… I sighed and took a seat on the ground. I could jump across but then again I could drown…. I got up and paced back and forth. Then I saw Tobi prancing around the other side of the river. I gawked for a few seconds at the weird looking kid/boy/man.
"TOBI COME HERE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Tobi stopped and stared at the river and then at me. He formed a sign with his hand and then he was next to me.
"Aoi-chan need Tobi?" he questioned patting my head. I nodded.
"Take me across the river please." I stated my demand to him. Tobi nodded and lifted me up into his arms. He held me bridal style and made the hands sign again. This time we appeared inside the kitchen. Tobi put me down gently on my feet.
"Thank you Tobi." I thanked the boy and pulled a lollypop out of my pocket. Tobi gasped and took the lollypop.
"THANK YOU AOI-CHAN! OMG SEMPAI! SEMPAI!" Tobi ran off to look for Deidara.
"So you got across the fucking river I see." Hidan stated as he passed by me. He propped a bottle of barbecue sauce into my hands. I stared up at him and he turned after giving me a grin. I grabbed the sauce and put it into a basket. Finally, I closed the basket and went to take it inside my car along with my bag. I closed the trunk and sighed. Everyone came into the garage and formed a line.
"Okay attention everyone." Stated Pein in a commanding voice. Everyone stared at Pein in anticipation. "There are sixteen of us and only three available cars. The cars available are Akiko's car, Aoi's car and Hana's car. Everyone who wants to go with a certain person make a line behind them. Everyone scattered into his or her desired spots. Behind me were Yukiko, Sasori and Deidara. Behind Akiko were Momo, Konan, Pein, Itachi, and Kisame. Behind Hana were Kakuzu, Hidan, Zetsu and Tobi. Hana and Akiko's car were meant to hold eight people each. Their cars were SUV's. My car was meant to at least four people. My car is a black beetle.
Everyone piled into his or her cars. I sat on the driver's seat and Yukiko sat on the passengers' seat. Sasori and Deidara sat in the back. I opened the windows and started the car. I watched Akiko and Hana drive off and I followed them after I put on my seatbelt and made sure the others did too. I didn't take the lead to the beach because last time I did I got lost.
FLASHBACK
"Yukiko, I got lost." I whined into the phone. I stopped my car by a sidewalk and walked out. I glanced from side to side trying to recognize the area I was in but couldn't recognize it.
"Oh really!" Yukiko screeched sarcastically from the other line. I sighed and nodded my head as if she could see it.
"I don't know where I am." I whined. I heard Yukiko sigh.
"What's the name of the street you're in?" Yukiko questioned. I told her the name and she said she would be there in ten minutes. Ten minutes passed and Yukiko appeared in her car. She honked her horn at me and I cheered. Then I got in my car and followed her car all the way to the beach. That day we learned that my sense of direction is worse than we thought.
END FLASHBACK
"Danna it's hot in here, un." Deidara whined about twenty minutes later. I sighed and rolled the windows all the way down.
"Is that better Deidara?" I growled.
"Yes, thank you Aoi-chan, un!" Deidara cheered. Yukiko grabbed my iPod and connected it to the radio. Then she blasted the songs on my playlist. The song "ULTRAnumb" by Blue Stahli came on. Yukiko and I cheered as we realized what song it was. We san g along with the lyrics as I drove behind Hana's car. From the mirror, I could see a happy Deidara and a bored Sasori. The song ended and Yukiko put it again. We did this about ten more times until I started to get a headache.
"That's what you get for listening to it too much brat!" Sasori mused. I ignored his comment and continued driving.
Akiko POV
I took the lead as we left for the beach. It's not that I'm the only one who knows the way; it's that my car was in front. Hana's car followed behind me and behind her car followed Aoi's car. My car was silent as we drove. Everyone who was somewhat sane and quiet had piled into my car. Momo sat in the passenger seat, Pein and Konan sat in the middle road, and Itachi and Kisame sat in the back row. We had two empty seats one in the middle and one in the back.
"Let's sing a song!" Momo suggested. I nodded and waited for her to say what song.
"Let's sing the Campfire Song song!" Momo suggested after moment s of thinking.
"I don't know the beginning lyrics and neither do you." I informed the brunette. She looked sad for a moment and then her face lit up.
"Aoi knows the song!" Momo stated proudly.
"Aoi is in the other car smartass!" Kisame shouted from the back. Momo turned around and gave him the finger. Kisame looked ready to kill her but Itachi held him back.
"We can call her." Pein suggested in calm tone.
"Okay then, call her Momo and put her on speaker." I put my eyes on the road and took a left. "Wait call Yukiko instead! Aoi is driving!" Momo dialed Yukiko's number and put it on speaker. We all stayed silent and waited. Yukiko picked up the phone by the fourth ring.
"Yeah what do you want?" She spoke into the phone.
"Tell Aoi to sing the Campfire Song song!" Momo shouted into the speaker.
"She's driving." Yukiko stupidly stated.
"Then put it on speaker and near her face so she can sing!" Momo commanded. There was the sound of a click and then all you heard was shuffling.
"Quit putting your phone near my face Yukiko!" Aoi complained, "Can't you see I'm driving!"
"They want you to sing the Campfire Song song!" Yukiko yelled over her complains.
"Oh okay…?" Aoi cleared her throat. Yukiko told the other to clap on rhythm. They started to clap all at the same time.
"Let's gather around the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along" Aoi sang.
"Pam Pam Pam..." Yukiko sang.
"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
YUKIKO!" Aoi sang
"Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..."
"Sasori!" Aoi sang and there was a brief silence.
"Good
It'll help
It'll help
If you just sing along!
O Yea!" Aoi and Yukiko finished the song as a duet. Then all that was heard was laughs. Aoi, Yukiko, Sasori and Deidara's laugh sounded from the phone and throughout the car. Momo ended the call and stayed silent. I took a glance back as we stopped at a red light and saw that everyone had a WTF face. I sighed and turned on the radio. Today's pop hits rang throughout the car. Itachi groaned and I shot him a glare.
"Just deal with it!" Momo shouted as she faced me front to drive again. I drove as the light turned green.
Hana POV
I drove my car behind Akiko's as we left. Aoi's car followed behind me. I sat in the driver's seat and Zetsu sat next to me in the passenger's seat. He had taken off his flytrap thing and left it at home. In the middle row sat Hidan and Kakuzu. Tobi sat in the back all by himself.
"What the fuck bitch?" Shouted Hidan, "Kakuzu, you fucking money loving bastard, get this kid off me!" I turned around and saw Tobi holding on to Hidan and screaming "wheeee!"
"Tobi get off Hidan. Yes you don't know where he's been." Zetsu commented. Tobi got off Hidan and sat back down.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi squealed, "Tobi will sing a song he heard."
"Tobi what are you gonna sing?" Kakuzu grumbled behind me.
"Tobi gonna sing Baby by Justin Bieber!" Tobi exclaimed.
"No!" We all shouted together.
"Don't sing that or else!" I shouted.
"You'll be a bad boy Tobi!" Both sides of Zetsu shouted simultaneously.
"DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. SING. THAT. SONG." Hidan growled.
"Tobi I will sell you through eBay." Kakuzu threatened.
"Okay Tobi won't sing because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi assured. We all sighed and I turned the radio on. Why did they have to learn of that song? Why?
FLASHBACK
"Look at this song sempai!" Tobi pulled Deidara to the computer. Aoi and I sat nearby teaching them about the wonders of YouTube. Tobi clicked a song and put the volume up. All of a sudden, Baby by Justin Bieber started to play. Aoi and I screamed in terror. Aoi pushed Tobi out of the computer chair and quickly closed the page.
"Tobi that's bad! Don't do that ever again!" I scolded the boy. Tobi whimpered and hugged Deidara.
"Tobi get off me, un!" Deidara growled as he ripped the boy off him. Tobi ran and got the others. HE grabbed Aoi and tossed her to Hidan and go on the computer again. He pulled up the song again and Yukiko, Aoi, Hana, Momo and I shrieked in terror. Yukiko jumped Tobi and closed the tab. Everyone stood there disturbed by the song.
"Who the fuck was that girl?" Hidan shouted.
"That was a boy and his name is Justin Bieber." Aoi growled. Hidan grabbed Aoi and ran out of the room with her. The whole time Aoi yelled out sometime about Hidan being a bastard.
END OF FLASHBACK
Aoi and Hidan have gotten along well the past four months. They were like friends who were violent in nature. Aoi would yell at Hidan and Hidan would yell at Aoi. It would usually end up with one of them angry, drowning, or laughing. Either way they were very good friends. Hidan thought Aoi a lot about fighting as did Itachi. Hidan, Sasori and Aoi would talk about effective ways to kill people. Itachi, Yukiko, Pein and Aoi would talk about fighting moves, The Akatsuki have been training us as a payment for living with us. Kakuzu would help us with taxes and budgets.
Aoi POV
About an hour pass and we neared the beach. We arrive at the parking lot an all took and empty slot. We climbed out of the cars and stretched. People gawked at us as they passed by. Girls would giggle as they got close to one of the guys. Sasori growled at the girls who came near him. Deidara would skid closer to Yukiko or me every time it happened. Yukiko and I shook our heads and started to unpack. I grabbed my bag and the bag filled with some food. Yukiko grabbed her bag and took out a cooler. She struggled and placed it on the ground. Yukiko and I placed our bag on top of it and lifted it up.
"Teamwork!" Yukiko and I shouted as we high fived. Sasori and Deidara grabbed their bags full of clothes and whatnot and placed them over their shoulders. We rushed over to the others who were unpacking.
"Yukiko, Aoi go find a spot for us." Akiko commanded, "Hidan go with them." We all nodded and took off down the beach. We took a trail down this hill made of sand. We found an empty spot that wasn't too close to the shore nor too far. We set the cooler and our bags down. Hidan ran off to go get the others. They all came in a matter of minutes. We set up everything. Itachi and I set up a shaded area with umbrellas. Under the umbrellas, we put a large blanket. All the food was piled into one corner far away from the water. We set put bags down in circle.
"We should get dressed to swim." Suggested Momo. Everyone agreed and split up. I went and took a seat down under the umbrellas. I slipped off my shirt and put it with my bag. To go to the beach we told everyone to wear their swimsuits under their clothes. My swimsuit consisted of male swim pants what had the design of sharks all over the blue cloth. Along with that, I wore a one-piece swimsuit that is navy blue. Yukiko also wore a similar outfit to mines. Except her pants had a mesh design that had the colors navy blue, teal and white. She also wore a one-piece swimsuit that was navy blue. Akiko wore a pair of purple shorts and a purple top. Hana wore a two-piece swimsuit that was black; she wore a small skirt with her bikini. Momo just wore a bikini that was aquamarine. Konan wore a bikini but was forced to wear a top over it due to Pein's jealousy.
Pein wore a pair of Red and black swim trunks. Sasori wore a pair of red swim trunks. Deidara wore a pair of yellow ones. Tobi wore and orange one and Zetsu wore a green one. Kakuzu wore a pair of black ones and Hidan wore some purple ones. Itachi wore black swim trunks and Kisame wore a navy blue pair. Everyone came back and just stared at the water and then at each other. Hana was the first to go in. She screamed in joy and ran in the water followed by Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori and Hidan. Pein and Konan walked to the water and entered slowly. Akiko and Momo ran in after everyone. Yukiko was about to run in but she turned around first looking confused. She glanced around the campsite and ran over to me followed by Itachi.
"Get in the water." She growled. I stared at her with a blank expression and sighed.
"But I can't swim." I mumbled in a sulking tone. Yukiko ran over to her bag and got something. She came back to me and held up deflated floaty. Itachi and I exchanged glances and stared back up at Yukiko. She handed the floaty to Itachi who blew on the tiny opening. About five minutes later Itachi finished. He handed the floaty to me and I slipped it on. Itachi, Yukiko and I neared the water. I hesitantly took a step in. The water felt surprisingly warm. I walked in further followed by Yukiko and Itachi. As I couldn't reach the bottom, I held onto the floaty around my waist. Itachi and Yukiko pushed me further into the water.
"If I drown I blame you two." I grumbled as they pushed me along to where the others were. Tobi swam up to me followed by Zetsu.
"Aoi-chan looks like a little kid with her floaty!" Tobi squealed as he pushed on my floaty. I grasped the floaty and hoped that I wouldn't fall. I heard some giggling behind me and turned to see some girls swimming towards us. They swam past Tobi, Zetsu and me and headed to Itachi. Yukiko swam closer to me and dragged us away.
"ITACHI IS A BAD BOY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi screamed at the top of his lungs as Zetsu dragged him away. I sighed and shook my head.
That's it for now!
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