DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!

Hana: Hell yeah!

Me: That's right!

Bold typing= black side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)

Normal typing= white side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)

WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…


Aoi POV

I flinched as Aoi stood before my eyes. A scream escaped my lips as he brought his scythe down on me. I flinched and cowered behind my hands but no blow came to me. I peeked slowly through my eyes at the sight before me. The scythe was only a few centimeters from my face. My body shook violently as fear and adrenaline flowed through my veins. Aoi burst out laughing leaving me dumbfounded.

"W-What a-are you l-laughing at you bastard?" I questioned as I inched away from the scythe. He continued laughing and ignored my remark. I took my chance and got up. After dusting the dirt off my pants and turned around. I felt a hand turn me around before I got the chance to take a step. Now's my chance to escape!

"Where the fuck are you going, bitch?" Aoi growled as he pulled me back to him. I'm screwed…

"Away from here," I replied as I yanked my arm away from him. I'm walking on a very thin line here and most likely, my mouth will be my death.

"NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!" He shouted into my face, my ears rung at the sound of his loud voice.

"STOP SHOUTING!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"You're such a fucking hypocrite." Aoi growled as he turned away.

"So what do you want?" I questioned getting slightly annoyed, "I have places to be and people to see." Hopefully this lie won't get me killed considering I'm completely lost…

"Is that so?" Hisao voice questioned from behind me making me jump. "Are you going to meet up with Hidan?" Might as well use this to my advantage! I nodded my head and smiled.

"Really, Oh my Jashin I want to see Hidan too!" cheered Shiro, "I haven't seen him in so many fucking years! I want to fucking see him, yeah!" I shook my head.

"It's a secret and nobody can come with me to see him." I argued, "He said to meet in secret so you guys can't come with me." One lie after the other…

"Oh, so you guys are dating." Aoi deducted.

"No were not!" I screeched as a blush spread across my face, "Were not dating!"

"Right and I can't fucking sacrifice you." Shiro sarcastically commented. His voice went high pitched as he rolled his eyes.

"We can't fucking sacrifice her since she's Hidan's girl." Hisao's voice of reason sounded. Thank you whoever is up there! Thank you for not letting me die like this! "No matter how much we may want to." He added after a moment of thinking. One wrong step and I'm screwed…

"Well, I have to go." I stated as I turned around. Please, don't stop me this time! I grabbed tightly on to the sheathed sword and head in a random direction.

"Bye!" They all exclaimed together miraculously. I walked away quickly taking small steps, the length of my legs preventing me to take bigger ones. This is what I get for being short.

Yukiko POV

Talking to Hidan was like talking to Aoi. The only difference was that Aoi was a girl and didn't curse in every sentence. They were both like little five year olds with their own ideas that they would demonstrate in a violent way.

"The direction changed." Pein stated from in front of us.

"What do you mean?" I questioned.

"The direction to Aoi's location," He replied in an all-knowing tone.

"Fuck, the pedophile must be on the move with her." Hidan cussed.

"What if she escaped, un?" Deidara suggested.

"I doubt she'll be able to escape, brat." Sasori hissed as he tapped Deidara's head.

"Even if she did escape she would have been found by now." Itachi added to the argument. Everyone nodded at the comment.

"Well so the least we can say is that Orochimaru is on the move with her so we just have to follow the trail." Kakuzu grumbled. We all nodded and began on our way. Don't worry Aoi! We will find you and get you back!

Aoi POV

Hours passed and my stomach grumbled. I know those bastards were following me and I wasn't a bit nervous. At least I got somewhat of a protection… The sword in my hand was starting to get heavy as I dragged it along the floor. Every little crack and rock it hit made my hand bounce. How does Sasuke always carry this around with him? I yawned and rubbed at my eye. The sun was now midway pass the sky signifying it was early afternoon. I looked down at the ground as I heard a slithering noise. MY eyes bulged at the sight of the grey snake with yellow eyes. It had the purple markings that Orochimaru had under his eyes. I quickly stabbed the snake with the sheathed sword and took off running at full speed. If a jaguar could see this (s)he would saw, "damn she's fast."

"Strudelu I'm screwed!" I hissed as I ran. He's gonna find me and then I'm dead!

Orochimaru POV

"I found her," I hissed in a low breath, "sssssssssshe'ssssss in the foressssssssst."

"Lord Orochimaru would you like me to go and get her?" Kabuto, my loyal servant, questioned.

"NO, I musssssst get her mysssssssssself and teach her a lesssssssssssson." I chuckled darkly, "Now leave me."

"Yes lord Orochimaru." Kabuto bowed and exited the room. Ssssssssuch a good sssssssssssservant. I chuckled lightly again and got up from my throne.

"Now to hunt me a little rabbit," I transported out of the cave.

Hisao POV

"Why the fuck did she just start running?" Aoi (male) questioned. I shrugged my shoulders and stared ahead.

"Let's fucking find out!" Shiro cheered as he ran in the same direction as the curly headed girl. I sighed and followed him. Aoi (male) followed behind me. We speed as fast as we could trying to reach the girl. The only reason I give a fuck about her is that she says she know Hidan, otherwise she would have been dead by now.

Aoi POV

I ran for about a few minutes before I started to slow a little. My breaths came out as soft panted ones and my chest heaved as I gasped for air. Why is running so hard when you need it the most? I heard a crack from in front of me and looked ahead. What was that s-

"I FOUND YOU!" Orochimaru shouted as he popped out of the ground.

"Aaaaahhh!" I screeched in terror. Quickly I unsheathed the sword and swung. My eyes glued shut as I did this. I fell to my bottom and slowly opened my eyes. Orochimaru had this look in his eyes that stated hate. He held up his right arm near his face and I noticed that from his wrist down everything was missing. His pale hand was no longer there. I glanced down at the sword in my hands and noticed blood. Nearby me was Orochimaru's hand bleeding profoundly. Well now I'm really screwed. I pushed myself to my feet and took a few steps back. Who knows when he might explode and how…

"Do you know what you've done?" He hissed as he glared at me. He took a step forward and I squirmed. So this is how it ends… I lived a good life I guess… I closed my eyes and clenched my fist to stop my trembling. I let out a breath I didn't even know I was holding. Knowing that I was gonna die like this I'm just happy to know this isn't Yukiko. Yukiko doesn't deserve this sort of death and at least she's out of harm's way. Orochimaru go closer and closer by the passing seconds.

"BACK THE FUCK OFF!" I heard someone shout before being roughly pulled back. I fell onto the floor with an 'oof' sound. In front of me, I could see Hisao and Shiro pushing back the snake. Next to me stood Aoi with his scythe positioned for a kill. I quickly pushed myself to my feet and stared at Aoi.

"RUN BITCH RUN!" He shouted as he pushed me forward.

"Thanks and I know you were following me!" I ran around the fight seen and deeper into the forest. My feet sounded loud as each step hit the floor. Adrenaline rushed through my body for the nth time today. The fears that affected my mind were pushing me forward and forcing me to run faster. The faster I went the safer I felt. Soon I began to slow down but continued running. All of a sudden, I felt my body flung upwards. My spine bent and I twisted as I headed higher into the sky. I gasped for air and quickly turned upside down to see a giant snake.

"OH MY GOSH I'M GOINGTO DIE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

Yukiko POV

"OH MY GOSH I'M GOINGTO DIE!" A voice that resembled Aoi's screamed. It sounded nearby yet up high. I glanced to my right and up at the sky. There I saw it: Aoi was high above in the clouds as if she were flying. Here arms were waved up and down as if she were imitating a bird and trying to fly.

"AOI!" I shouted as I hooped off Hidan's back. Everyone stopped and followed my gaze. Next to me, Deidara quickly took out some clay and started to form a bird.

"Hurry up Deidara! Then we can finally get her-" my complaint was cut off by the sight of Aoi being swallowed whole by a giant snake. The snake then dropped to the ground as if satisfied with eating its prey. My body froze and all thoughts ceased in my mind.

"NO!" I shouted as tears build up in my eyes, "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AOI!" I ran forward followed by the other to where I would find that bastard snake and the body of a dead friend.


Yes the chapter is short and don't complain about it. Soon the story will come to an end. There are two more chapters left but there will be a sequel. There has to be one. How do you think the story will end the one who gets closest to it will get bragging rights in the next chapter? Answer the question by Saturday February 25, 2012.