DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE AKATSUKI IN ANY WAY; ALL RIGHTS OF NARUTO CHARACTERS GO TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! ONLY THE STORY BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY!
Bold typing= black side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
Normal typing= white side of Zetsu (when he's speaking or POV-ing)
WARNING: contains the potty mouth of a bad Hidan and Yukiko, and some minor perverted things… just saying…
NOTE: Hisao, Shiro and the make Aoi are all Jashinist oc's that I made for the story. Since Aoi escaped, she had to meet someone who wouldn't kill her and have a valid reason. That's where they came in, Just clearing that up.
Hidan POV
I watched with a shocked and confused expression as Aoi went higher into the sky. Deidara fiddled with his clay trying to make a clay bird. By the time he's fucking done it'll be too late!
"Hurry up Deidara! Then we can finally get her-" Yukiko snapped with her eyes glued to Aoi. She stopped talking and I followed her gaze. The world slowed and everything seemed to go slowly as a snake rose up from the ground and swallowed Aoi whole. No…
"NO!" Yukiko shouted next to me, "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AOI!" She ran forward to where the snake landed. Everyone excluding me followed behind her. She's dead… she's fucking dead…
Aoi POV
I gazed down at the snake that was now quickly approaching me. I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! I shut my eyes and opened them again briefly. In my hand was Sasuke's sword, the sword that could save my life if I use it right. I should try to stab the snake… Soon the world went dark as the snakes mouth closed in around me. Now! I stabbed the side of the snake and swiveled over to it. The side of the snake cut open and I fell out. I fell down hard on the ground face first and the sword fell out of my hand. I lived… I can't believe it but I'm still alive.
I heard a loud rumble behind me as the snake crashed on the ground. I ducked and raised my hands in a position for blocking as dust surrounded me. He dust passed in the area o was in but still surrounded me. My eyes fell upon my hands. Some suspicious light green substance was smeared on my arms.
"THE HELL IS THIS?" I screeched, "EW! WHY DID I LICK IT?" I let my tongue hang out of my mouth as I tried to wipe the thing off me. I looked at the rest of my body and noticed that the suspicious substance was smeared all around me. "THIS IS SO GROSS! YUCK!"
Yukiko POV
The snake hit the ground and I took a step back. I watched the snake lay on the ground as if it was dead. This is just a trick… I will kill this snake no matter what! I took a step forward and quickly stopped.
"THE HELL IS THIS?" I heard an all too familiar voice scream. There was a pause and I directed myself towards the place where the voice came from. "EW! WHY DID I LICK IT?" the voice screamed again. I realized who it was and began to run towards the voice. Aoi, it's really Aoi! "THIS IS SO GROSS! YUCK!" the voice screeched even louder. I ran behind the snake and through the dust filled area. Soon I saw a figure standing. The figure was short and girly shaped. It was Aoi.
"Aoi," I screamed as I glomped her. We both fell to the floor. "Aoi, Aoi! It's really you!" I hugged her tighter as a few tears threatened to escape my eyes. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a shaky hug.
"This is unbelievable…" I heard someone say behind me. Akiko, Hana and Momo came next to me and we all group hugged Aoi. I'm so happy…
"H-how did you all get here?" she questioned looking completely lost.
"What the fuck is all that goo on you, un?" Deidara screeched. I let go of her and took a few steps back followed by the others.
"That's not nice and I don't know what it is." She stared down at her with a look on her face that said she wanted to lick it.
"Uh… don't lick it." I chuckled. She turned to look at me with a blank expression.
"But I already did," she replied monotone. Everyone, including me, burst out laughing.
"What did it taste like?" Sasori mused.
"Yeah was it tasty, un?" Deidara added. Aoi shook her head.
"It tasted really bad." She responded, "It was not a tasty bad but an untasty bad."
"How can there be a tasty bad and an untasty bad?" Hana prod. The hell is this conversation turning into?
"It can be bad yet tasty and it can be bad and untasty." Aoi explained. The hell? This is definitely the Aoi I know!
"I really missed you." I whispered as I hugged the tiny girl. I don't care about this slime or how she's covered in it… I just really missed you.
"Yeah I missed you too but why did you come here? How could be a better question? So how did you come here?" She questioned taking a few steps back.
"We came to find you and take you back with us." I explained.
"Yeah!" agreed Hana, Akiko and Momo.
"What I want to know most is how did you escape?" I interrogated, "I mean yeah you're strong and all but this is Orochimaru we're talking about. If he's anything like what you told me, we should be the ones to rescue you! How did you escape?"
Aoi POV
"By running and setting things on fire," I responded blandly. She chuckled lightly and shook her head lightly.
"You don't know how happy I am to see you. Words can't express how happy I am to see you in one pie-" she stopped and stared dead at my face.
"Yukiko what's wrong?" I waved my hand in front of her face and she grabbed it after two waves.
"How did you get those bruises?" she snapped.
"What bruises?" I questioned confused. She pointed at my face, reached out, and poked my cheek. "OW!" I pulled back holding my cheek.
"How did you get those bruises?" Yukiko demanded.
"By being rude," I replied finally remembering.
"Being rude?" Pein repeated and I nodded.
"The hell? Who was the bastard who hit you?" Hana shouted.
"Yeah, we gonna find him and shoot some lead up his ass!" Momo added.
"Lead up his ass?" Sasori scoffed sarcastically.
"Yes, lead up his ass!" Yukiko agreed.
"Or we could shoot him." Akiko suggested, "Shoot him with a sniper and then with a pistol. Then we could boom him to bits and pieces."
"Or we pump adrenaline so he stays awake throughout the whole process of slicing his skin and removing limbs and organs." I maniacally suggested. Everyone turned to face me.
"What the hell, un?" Deidara screeched.
"That was really weird but that's a good idea. As long as I can eat the limbs in front of his face." Zetsu commented.
"Don't encourage her!" Akiko snapped, "That'll only gave her worse ideas and one day you'll wake up hanging upside down from the ceiling as a test subject for her plans!"
"Do you speak from experience?" Itachi questioned finally taking interest in the conversation.
"Yes and it was horrible!" she wailed.
Orochimaru POV
Damn these people know how to fight! I panted lightly as I dodged one of the attacks. I did what I could for now! I will head out. I brought my hands together, did some hand signs and poofed away.
Shiro POV
"He fucking left…" Aoi (male) stated.
"YO BITCHES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" an obnoxious voice only recognizable as Hidan shouted. I turned and faced the other albino.
"Hidan!" I glomped the man to the ground with Hisao and Aoi (male).
"Bitch, please, get off me!" he snapped, "I'm in a fucking bad mood!"
"What got up your ass and fucking died?" Aoi (male) interrogated playfully.
"My girl… she just died… before my eyes." He whispered miserably.
"Shed fucking died? Damn and here, I thought we were fucking saving her. You're girl is Aoi right?" Aoi (male) commented.
"WHAT? YOU SAW HER AND DIDN'T SAVE HER! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Hidan screamed in furry, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? SHE DIED RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES!"
"Calm down Hidan, it's all the snakes fault." Hisao soothed.
"Hidan I finally found you." A rough voice boomed from the charred battlefield, "What do you think you're doing running off when you fell upset?"
"Dammit Kakuzu what the hell are you doing here? Can't you see there's no meaning anymore! She was my all and now she's dead!" Hidan snapped to the man now identified as Kakuzu.
"She's alive and well." Kakuzu replied, "Let's go." Hidan fell silent and followed the man. We followed Hidan to see if she had really lived.
Hidan POV
How? I can't believe this. Kakuzu must be lying to me. I quickly followed the man to where the akatsuki was. We marched through the forest silently. The only sound heard was the crunch of our feet on the ground.
"DON'T POKE MY CHEEK I SAID IT HURTS!" I heard a female voice shout. This voice sounded oddly familiar and brought a light fluffy feeling to my heart.
"I WANT TO SEE THE FREAKING DAMAGE EXTENT FOR THE WOUND, BRAT!" A voice undoubtedly defined as Sasori's snapped back.
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT?" The female voice shouted back. Is that-
"AOI, STOP BEING RUDE! HE JUST NEEDS TO EXAMINE IT!" Pein snapped in a loud booming voice. IT IS! I ran past Kakuzu and heard footsteps behind me as I ran but I didn't care. As long as I was able to see her and see, her alive all would be better. I ran through the group and headed to the center. As I passed each of my comrades, I received strange glances. Then I came to the center where Aoi, Yukiko and Sasori stood. Aoi was turned around and she slightly turned at the sound of feet.
Her eyes meet with mines for a brief moment before I rushed her into a fierce hug. My arms wrapped around her frail body as I squeezed the living daylights out of her. I inhaled the scent of Aoi but all I received was the scent of snake insides.
"Why the fuck do you smell like snake insides?" I questioned. She shook her head and laughed.
"YO, Hidan! Fuck, I told you they were together!" Shiro shouted. I glared at him as Aoi started to pull away.
"See they even act like a couple!" Hisao commented. Aoi pulled away and covered a blush on her face.
"SHUT UP! What the hell are you even doing here?" she wailed.
"You should be happy we helped you find your friends." Aoi (male) smirked.
"What the- No you didn't!" Aoi argued back. Everyone laughed at the statement.
"I really thought you were dead." Hisao chuckled.
"If I'm dead then how the hell am I here?" Aoi snapped.
"I said Thought, as in I fucking don't anymore." Hisao corrected.
"Sure ok-" suddenly Aoi's eyes dropped close and her body rocked. I quickly reached out to her and caught her with my arms. She lay unconsciously on my arms and breathed in lightly. Panic was not an option since I knew why she collapsed.
"Exhaustion." Pein announced to the group as if nobody knew already.
"Alright let's head home." I announced grimly.
The next chapter will be the last one. The ending is something I won't talk about.
Bookielovesanimeeee was the closest guess. Considering I only had two guesses to begin with.
Bookie's guess was: Aoi is actually alive. Oro-pedo just did that to throw them off.
She wins the bragging rights!