CHAPTER: 4
"This is Jacob Ben Israel reporting from the parking lot of William McKinley high school where Kurt Hummel, resident diva, and out and proud gay is set to arrive any minute now" said Jacob with a serious look on his face as he gaze into the camera.
Jacob signal his camera man to follow him as soon as he spotted Kurt black navigator pulling into the school's parking lot.
Arriving as the young countertenor was closing the door to his baby, he shoved his microphone on slim boys face. "Kurt Hummel what do you have to to rumors that coach Sylvester barged in to Dalton academy last Friday with a group of masked gun men and threaten to set fire to the school if they didn't release you."
Kurt tighten his grip on the shoulder strap of his Mark Jacobs messenger bag, rolled his eyes and sighed "I wouldn't say she actually had gunmen with her. All I know is that coach Sylvester was in the headmasters office when he called me to inform me that an immediate transfer to McKinley had been arranged, and then refunded all the money my dad had paid for tuition."
"Suspicious don't you think? And what are your thoughts on comments student are saying that your gayness is so contagious that pretty soon all the members of glee club are gonna turn into fairies." Jacob asked, trying not to flinch at the cold glare he receive as an answer before the young soprano stormed off into the school.
That's when he noticed Finn closing the passenger door of Hummel's navigator.
"Finn Hudson, captain of the football team, and more recently MVP of the season. Even with all that backing you up you are still in last on the polls as to whom young Hummel is gonna choose, do you even have a plan of attack?"Jacob asked.
Finn smirked at Jacob with confidence "I'm pretty sure that once Kurt kisses me he'll forget all over any other boys."
Jacob just stared at Finn for a while waiting for the quarterback to continue but when it was clear Finn wasn't gonna say more he asked "And how do you plan to get Kurt to kiss you?"
The smirk vanished from the Finn's face, clearly he hadn't though that far ahead "Uh that's... that's top secret, I gotta go now dude" the jock finished before he ran into the school.
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"We are here in the school's gym with self proclaim sex shark." Said Jacob trying not to look too frighten.
"Dolphin" interrupted Puck
"What?" Jacob asked confusedly.
"Sex dolphin now, seriously don't you know anything Jewfro..." growled the jock.
Jacob cleared his throat nervously and continued. "We are here with self proclaim sex... Dolphin, Noah Puckerman. Puck according to polls that can be found on my blog you are leading the race of Kurt's suitors by 40 % of all the votes, can you share your plan of action with all your supporters?"
"Well I'm starting by loading up the guns" answered Puck as he drop off the weights he'd been using, and flexed his muscles. "Then a little song and a little dance and I'll have Hummel eating out of the palm of my hand." finish the mohawked jock with his signature devilish smirk.
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"We are standing here in front of the choir room with Sam Evan's aka Trouty mouth" started the curly hair geek as he shove his microphone on Sam's face and asked " Sam, you are second in the polls and the question on every students mind is how do you plan on getting ahead of Puck in the polls, and wooing young Hummel"
"Well my dad always said there are two ways to get someone to love you, take them hunting, and rock and roll. That's when I knew what I had to do" said Sam grabbing his guitar case tightly. "I mean who's more rock and rolled than Justin Beiber? No one, that's who. The hair was step one, step two is serenading him with some Justin, and pretty soon Kurt is gonna be all mine. So heads up Kurt Hummel you are about to be hit head on with a full blond Beiber" Finished Sam into the camera before turning and making his way into the choir room.
"This has been Jacob Ben Israel reporting to you from the outside the choir room. Be sure to check again with us in an hour where we'll be going over everything that happens in the choir room today on day one of the Courting Kurt competition, be sure to vote on the polls and let us know who's your favor contender for young Kurt's heart." Finished Jacob signaling the his cameraman to cut.
A/N: Hope you guys like this update, sorry again for the delay. Sorry for any mistakes all my fault, and if any of you want to be my beta please contact me. Please review cause it always makes me smile when you guys do.