So Many Choices, but What to Chose?

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*Goes to cry in self pity*

ON WIF DA STORY

Hey, it's me, whatever-my-name-is (because I tend to change it :D) Yeah, well, Last chapter was kinda screwy, but it was decent right? Yes I know that the Chat Room format is against the rules but I won't do that anymore. I gonna edit their thoughts last time I just left it as a normal font, I'll fix that. Tell me anything else. I'm not super great at this, but I like my ideas. Constructive Criticism only please!

Sakura's POV

I wake up in the morning, turn to look at my clock and find that it is 9 o' clock on the dot. I felt awesome!

Now that is what I call "Ninja Skills".

If you had any.

Apparently I do have ninja skills because the Akatsuki forced me into their organization.

Shut up.

Make me.

Hmpf,

I make my way to the kitchen, thinking I was in appropriate clothing since I was wearing my PJ's which were a pink T-shirt and a pair of black pajama pants that were long. Finding nobody up, either that or they had a mission, a meeting without me or whatever I finally get there 10 minutes after leaving my room.

I felt a rumblin' in my tummy so I started to make pancakes, and I hear footsteps coming from the hallway. I continue with the task and hand.

"Those smell good, un."

"Oh, good morning, Deidara. Thank you, you want some?"

"Sure, I just got up, so I'm a bit hungry, yeah."

"Are the others still sleeping?"

"Maybe, but none of us have a mission as of now, so I would think so, yeah."

"Touché"

"What does that mean, un? Sasori danna uses it a bit too, I've just never found out the meaning to it, yeah."

"Fair-played, kinda sorta you know?"

"Ah, that makes a bit of sense now."

"Hmpf," I say with a slight smile.

"MORNING DEIDARA- SEMPAI AND CHERRY-CHAN!"

"Ugh, whatever Tobi, un."

"You're so mean to Tobi, Deidara-sempai."

I swear you could feel the frown on his face forming behind his mask as he said that.

"Good morning, Tobi."

"Morning, Cherry-Cherry!"

More people coming, so I apparently have to make more than I bargained for.

"Hey look, the bitch is cooking for us!" Hidan says with a laugh in his voice.

"What did I say yesterday about calling me that, you bastard?"

"OH OH! TOBI KNOWS!"

"Tobi, that was a rhetorical question."

"Oh, Tobi is sorry Cherry chan."

"Its fine, whatever."

"Now you have felt my pain, un."

"Ha."

"It smells good, Blossom."

"Oh, hey Sasori, good morning."

"Hmm."

"Hey, Pinky! Good morning, what smells yummy?"

"Morning, Fishy. I'm making pancakes, would you like some?"

"Aww, you would make me some? I feel touched."

"Mif, I'm apparently making some for everyone else too so I may as well make you some."

"Mif?"

"Yes, Fishy. Mif. It's my word."

"Okay, whatever."

"Finally, someone who can cook, besides Konan! I can save more money now."

"Uh..no comment?"

"Oh, sorry Sakura chan, Kakuzu as you know is obsessed with money. Since Konan is always busy, she can't cook too much. So we usually get take out, which costs money getting Kakuzu pissed, un."

"Ooooh, I get it."

"So, are you willing to cook for us?" asks Itachi.

"Yeah, sure why not? I don't get dishes!"

"Damn, you're the cook! You should have those damn dishes!"

"Exactly, I am the cook, not you so I don't get the dishes because I cooked dammit!"

"Damn, she has one hell of a tongue."

"Hey, I think she is the only one to out swear Hidan just enough to shut him up at least for a millisecond!"

"Totally, Kakuzu! Yeah!"

"Hmpf," I say with a smirk and a roll of my eyes.

After I make breakfast and feed everyone, I head back to my room feeling the need for a good shower. After I take a decent shower I get dressed in my usual attire and find the Training room I had seen earlier. I find no one in it so I took the liberty to train. As I explore the grounds, I find broken trees, rugged ground, etc.. I finally found a decent spot that wasn't as messed up as the other parts of the grounds, and see how far I could kick a tree trunk.

One hour into my training someone comes into the training grounds I'm in.

"Oh hello, Sakura chan. Yeah."

"Hey, Deidara."

"You look a bit tired, un."

"Yeah, I've been in here a while now, I was about to leave in just a few minutes."

"Mind if I join you for now, un?"

"Why not, I need the extra training."

"Thanks, un. You know you're pretty loud right, un? We've heard you tearing up the training grounds almost the whole time, un."

"Oh, sorry about that." I say with a sheepish grin.

"It's no problem, we're used to the tearing of land, but not on the training grounds you know, yeah."

"Heh, yeah."

We train for about another hour and it was about noon-ish, I headed back towards my room, I figured they could make themselves sandwiches or something. I take another shower eliminating my shower tonight. As I make my way to the living room, I hear groans and rumbles.

You're frikking kidding me, right?

Nope.

Shut up just for once so I can think to myself, PLEASE!

I'm just you, the one you don't let out.

Ugh, I'm reluctantly going insane!

How so?

You're me, you should know just as much as I do.

I may be you, but not you you, I have my own thoughts too. Ones that you can't reach.

Well, there's a bit of relief!

Tell me! It's telling me how you're going insane and if you didn't want anyone to know, it's not like I can tell anyone.

Touché, well, I'm talking to myself, yet I'm not. Thus making me insane.

I kinda get it, yet I don't.

Exactly.

What?

Never mind.

Fine.

As I enter the living room, I find the Akatsuki (Excluding Pein and Konan) all lying somewhere, aside from Itachi. Itachi remained cool and composed reading a book, though he may be just as hungry as the others. I can't believe what I'm seeing, they are lying where ever! Some on the floor, couches, counters, table, I just don't know why S- class criminals who kill mercilessly when they want to, can't make a freaking sandwich!

"So…What 'cha doin', guys?"

"Starving to death, bitch. What's it look like? We're having a game night?"

"Shut it, Hidan!"

"Make me you, greedy bastard!"

"Don't tempt me!"

"Sakura?"

"Yeah, Tobi?"

"Could you make us some lunch?"

"Are you cereal here people?"

"No, but Tobi is a hungry good boy, could you make him some food, Sakura – chan?"

"Yeah, where the hell where you? You have to make us meals!"

"Sorry, for wanting to be clean after destroying your training field! I figured killers had enough common sense to make at least a sandwich to hold the off until their next meal!"

"Ouch, un"

"Well! Geez, just because I'm supposed to make the meals doesn't mean I have to make them! I'm just supposed to."

"We're sorry, Sakura- Chan."

"I'm fine with it, Kisame, just c'mon! Ugh,"

"Fine, you are still getting sandwiches! Though sense you can't figure out how to use a butter knife and get some simple ingredients, I'll do it."

"YAY!"

"Shut it, Tobi! Yeah!"

"You're so mean, sempai!"

"Whatever, un."

"All right, so I don't have to hear your complaining, I'm gonna ask what kind of sandwich do you want. So, what kind of sandwich do you want?"

"Tobi wants a peanut butter and jelly pwease!"

"Turkey and cheese, un."

"Ham and cheese please, blossom."

"Tuna, pinky."

"Tuna?"

"I'm a sharkish remember! I like fish! That Nemo movie was a piece of crap!"

"Sorry, touchy."

"Turkey, bitch."

*sigh*

"Kakuzu?"
"Ham."

"Okie doke, Itachi?"

"Turkey, lettuce, and tomato, please."

"No prob."

*After feeding the dim-witts*

"All right, I'mma go hang in my room. Later guys!"

"You're gonna hang yourself! Can I join?"

"No, Hidan you idiot! I'm going to my room for a while you, dumbass!"

"Ha! She got you, yeah!"

"Shut it, blondie!"

That's all Folks

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