Me: So, uh, how's it going?

Hermione: "How's it going?" You start this story and promise to update every day and then just stop without any explanation and then come back a month later and say, "How's it going?"

Me: I'm sorry?

*Hermione leaves the room*

Me: So... I'm really really sorry for disappointing you. (Yes, you, the person reading this.) Apologies to ALL my cherished readers and reviewers. ):

If at least five people leave a review asking me to, I'll write two more chapters to complete the story.

And feel free to flame. I probably deserve it.