So Many Choices, but What to Chose?
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*Goes to cry in self pity*
ON WIF DA STORY
Sakura POV
*The Next Day*
Deidara's POV
I find myself lurking the hallways too tired to look where I'm going, though effortlessly aiming for the kitchen. Once I finally get there, after bumping into several walls, I find a pink haired girl singing.
"Hey Sakura-chan, un?"
"Hello, Deidara-kun."
Hmm, the 'Kun' suffix, AWESOME!
"So, do you always wake up first, Deidara-kun?"
"Not always, it's either me or Sasori-danna, yeah."
"Oh, okay."
"What are you cooking today, Sakura-chan?"
"Bacon and eggs."
"Oh, it smells good, Cherry-chan, un."
"Cherry-chan?" She turns to look at me.
"Yeah, It sounds cool, right? Yeah."
"I guess,"
I smile to myself.
"How did you sleep, un?"
"I slept good, I was really tired. How about you?"
"Good, after I fell asleep which was at like midnight, un."
"Why so late?"
"I couldn't sleep, yeah."
"Oh okay."
"Good morning, Deidara, Blossom."
"Morning, Sasori-danna."
"Good morning Sasori-kun."
She used 'kun' on his name too! Guess she doesn't like me like I thought she did.
"Breakfast smells good."
"Thanks."
Here is where the other members appear.
"Morning, bitch."
"I'll show you a bitch, you bastard! So shut the eff up now!"
"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
"Not this someone until this bastard came in then my day became ruined."
"Awww, you know you love me Sakura!"
"Get off, Hidan."
"No,"
"Now!"
"Why?"
"I'm cooking! You'll get hurt! Now get off me!"
"I like getting hurt."
"Look, I don't care if you get hurt, that doesn't matter to me! What matters is that if you get hurt too badly I'd have to heal you, and I'm tired right now so get off!"
"Fine."
"All right it's done, eat and I go to my room."
"Again? What do you do in there, un?"
"I listen to music, is that a problem?"
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"Rock, why?"
"No reason."
"Why do I doubt that?"
"Because you have paranoia."
"Shut up!"
"No matter how many times you say that it will never happen."
"Gah! I'm out of here!"
"Where are you going!" Hidan yelled as she stormed off.
"To my room! Don't bug me!"
"I wanna bug her."
"Yeah, when will she learn that almost all the time whenever we are given a command we do the opposite?"
"Maybe she'll have to learn the hard way, un." I stated with a smirk.
Sakura's POV
Good gracious they are killing me!
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
Because it is!
Sometimes
All the time!
Look at the bright side, Pein and Konan are on a month long trip that started yesterday! You will have a whole month with hot guys all to yourself!
WHAT! WHEN DID THEY GO ON THAT MISSION?
Yesterday at about noon they told us after you had finished making everyone's sandwich.
Cereally?
No pancakes! Yes they left!
Fun.
It sure is gonna be,
Ugh,
I hear a knock on my door.
"What?"
"May I come in?"
"Why, Hidan?"
"I wanted to apologize."
"My gut says you're lying through your teeth. Maybe I should knock one out one-by-one."
"Please, Sakura?"
"Ugh, Fine!"
"Thank you!"
*Hidan opens the door*
"What, Hidan?"
As soon as that door opened I knew that I would regret what I had just said. Reviewing what might happen to me, Hidan comes into my room. Hidan was wearing A black shirt with red stains, that I had a hunch on, and a pair of gray sweat pants and a…bow on his head. Good god I don't even want to know what that thing is for or from whatever!
As he approaches me, I find that he has an identical bow in his hand and an evil grin that would make a little kid cry. Hidan was holding something behind him, and I saw Deidara and Sasori follow him long after he entered my room. Once I noticed that came into my room I was being held against a wall with my hands pinned above my head.
"Sa-ku-raaaa…"
I was getting scared and wanted to kick Hidan where the sun didn't shine so hard he would fly through several walls, but he had his knee in between my legs.
"What!"
"I have a favor,"
"I knew you were frikking lying!"
"At the moment I'm not but guess what. I'm a f***ing serial killer for Jashin-sama's sake! Like I feel bad about lying!"
"Shut up will you! Geez Kakuzu-san was right, you NEVER shut the duck up!"
"Aww, she doesn't like to curse. How cute,"
I began to squirm.
"I won't let you go until you promise to do me a favor."
I squirmed harder.
"It's nothing bad, really."
"Why should I believe you, dammit!"
"Because I'll kiss you if you don't do what I ask of you at the moment."
Oh HELL to the no! He did not just say that! I'll do it, ugh! I'm not losing my first kiss to this bastard.
Awww, what not Sakura? He's so hot!
Kinda, that's true. But if I don't his 'favor' he'll get more into it, I'm not going THERE
Touché
I turn my head away from him.
"Is that a yes or no Sakura?"
"Fine." I said really really softly.
"What was that?"
"Shut the f*** up will you? I'll do it get out of my face!"
"She said she would do it guys!"
"Oh shit,"
I found that Deidara and Sasori were his accomplices. Well, I thought they were at first, but I didn't expect the next thing that happened.
"So what this 'favor'?" I asked hiding my fear.
"Well, it's not technically a 'favor' per say, yeah."
"Then what are we talking here?"
"It's more like a force type thing."
"WHY! WHAT DID I DO!"
"Shut up, I'll tell you."
"Hmpf,"
"You have to go to the dance with me as my date."
I stood the, to shocked or mortified rather to even gape at his demand. His grin growing wider, my anger growing bigger. I wanted the guy to go burn in hell, but knowing Hidan, he would probably like it.
"Wh-What dance?"
"Oooh, she stuttered! Isn't that cute?"
"Shut the flamingo up and answer my damn question you bastard!"
"Temper, temper, Blossom."
"Shut it Sasori!"
"The Akatsuki are going to an evil dance, and you're going with me."
"WAIT(,UN)!" Deidara and Sasori yelled in Hidan's ear.
"What you guys?"
"When was this a part of the plan, yeah?"
"Yeah, our plan was to dress Sakura up in a uberly fluffy dress, when did this come in?"
"Do I have a say?"
"NO(,UN)" Screamed all three.
"Fine," :{C
Hidan turns to the two interrogating him. As I try to sneak away, Hidan stops me in my tracks.
Damn!
"Just now!"
"That's not fair for us!"
"You think I give a damn?"
"Well then who is gonna have Sakura-chan as their date, un?"
"Me, I already told you that you f***ers."
"Make it a game,"
"Zetsu, do you know how much I want to kill you right now?"
Well that all I've got. My internet has been down so I will work on my next few chapters while I wait for it to come back to me. Also, I have school that just started, eighth grade is gonna be hard, I have 2 high school classes ugh. So I apologize in advance if my chapters take a while to pop up, sorry. :D