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I present: The Lady and the Tramp Cardverse AU

Ships: Pruhun

The Black Joker led the peasant maid through the dark and empty streets of the quiet town in the Diamond Kingdom. Every now and then, the pale imp would look back at the woman and smile and say "Almost there." But she didn't know where there was or if they were even close.

It was dangerous, she knew, to get involved with a Joker. They were immortal and lived on whereas she would get old and die. As if sensing her train of thought, the Joker stopped for a minute and brushed her brown hair out of her eyes. He picked a flower and placed it in her hair.

"You are beautiful and will continue to be long after you get old." He kissed her hand and led her down an alley behind an inn that served the best pasta.

"Hey Romano, table for two non smoking." He called out.

Three brother came to the door with two smiles and a grumpy expression.

"Gilbert you're back!" The youngest happily ran to the Joker and hugged him.

"What do you want Gilbert?" The grumpy one asked.

"Well Romano, I would like some of the best pasta for a beautiful lady and myself." He grinned.

The three brothers looked over at the brunette standing awkwardly off to the side.

"Buena notte bella ragazza. Come closer. We don't bite." The older happy one coaxed.

"Gee Gil, she's pretty. How'd you get her?" The younger one asked.

"Stop pestering the Joker and get the damn pasta for the bella!" Romano barked at his brothers. "You are welcome to sit down at the table over there. I'll get some candles so you two can see."

After he left and Gilbert sat down with his date, Gilbert began the conversation. "You haven asked yet, Eliza."

"Haven't asked what?" Elizaveta asked.

"The usual question. What is the future, your fate."

"Well then, what is my fate?" She gave him a coy smile.

Gilbert took her hand and looked at her palm. She would become the Queen of Clubs and marry the Jack. She will be the Queen of all Queens and never his.

"You are to be the next Queen."

"I don't suppose you are going to tell me which Kingdom."

"Where is the fun in that?" He grinned.

Romano brought out the pasta with his brothers bringing the candles and the wine.

"Still think I'm going to be a Ace?" Romano snickered.

"I know you are going to be a Ace."

"The day that happens is when Elizaveta here becomes Queen of Clubs." He laughed at the Black Joker.

Three months later, Gilbert watched as Elizaveta was crowned Queen of Clubs by the Jack. As Roderich declared her the Queen, Gilbert knew that she could never be his. It was dangerous he knew, to fall in love with a human. And not just any woman. He had to fall in love with the Queen of Clubs.

Next: Spiderwoman-Native America

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