HAPPY MONDAY PEOPLE. Chapter 10 is not the least crass, due to swearing, oh my godding, and what Charles thinks is Kahlin trying to ravage him. And if it mentions chloroform, please do not get offended. B takes responsibility, but we needed something to keep Charles from helping Bree. And I think that's one of the most legal drugs that induces a knockout. So no offense was meant. I am sorry if you get offended or sad. :(

And I don't want to sound selfish or something, but we would like reviews. There are a lot of people who story alert and fave, and that's fine, but we don't know what exactly to do next without reviews and suggestions. Though those tell us the fic is liked, reviews tell us what the people like.

Thank you for reading this rather srs author's note, and try to enjoy our double digit chaptah!

THE METAL ROOM OF METALNESS

Soon to be famous ;)

After giving up on escaping, Bree swore multiple times under her breath and sunk to the floor, muttering angrily. Alex gave her a sympathetic look while he continued to yank on the door. "It's no use," the telepath said sullenly, "the damn thing is locked."

She sighed and wrapped her arms around her legs, still muttering as she curled up into what many dubbed the fetal position, which appeared to be very popular among mutants. Alex gave up and turned to Bree. He offered her his hand and pulled her back up, which she did reluctantly.

"Can you send an SOS? You know, up here?" He tapped his brain and she gaped. "And I didn't think of this why…?" she scolded herself, tilting her head and trying to read thoughts.

Her virst victim was Hadley, who was still upstairs.

Hadley?

Hihi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!

Where are you?

MAGENTA!

…Is that supposed to be a clue?

TURTLES! ….Ooooh shit, kitty cat. GTG. Dancy's giving me the evil eye. He knows I'm not listening. I'll save you, Lou!

WHAT?

Hadley immediately shut down after that, and Bree gaped. "Paging Hadley didn't work out so well," she told Alex. He raised an eyebrow. "I'm not gonna ask… how about the professor?"

…Professor?

BREE? Oh, thank goodness you've contacted me! I need help. I'm stuck in a room with Kahlin and she's being creepy and stuff and I think she's trying to kiss me, I'm trying to stay away from her.

And you didn't think to telepath the police why?

THAT IS NOT GROOVY! AAAAAAAARRGGGGH! GET OFF ME, YOU CREEP! GET O-

Professor?

Professor? The hell? Should I dial 911? Helloo? Wait, you're Charles, how can you not kick her ass? She probably has chloroform in her pocket or something, take it and I don't know, be all "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

BRILLIANT IDEA! THANK YOU!

…WAIT A SECOND. I was joking! Professor, that's not groovy! You could hurt someone!

GOD DAMMIT, YOU IDIOT! I'm so paging 911.

"How did that go?" Alex asked as Bree shuddered. "I don't even want to talk about it," she snapped. "That was disturbing." He raised an eyebrow. "What happened?" "It involved Kahlin. That should give you enough answers."

Alex laughed and turned away from the door. His feet got tangled up with one another and he came crashing down, swearing nonstop as he hit the floor. Bree, a few steps behind him, tried to walk over and help him up.

"Damn it!" she shrieked as she tripped over Alex's feet and landed on top of him.

They just stared at each other for a few minutes, faces blank, and then Alex smiled weakly. "Well," he muttered, "this is awkward."

THE DINING ROOM

And we promise that nothing in actuality happened with Kahlin and Charles. She's currently sleeping peacefully and he's fixing his chair with his pants still zipped.

When he saw she wasn't paying attention, Magneto seized his helmet, took it off, and placed it on Hadley's head. "There," he laughed triumphantly. "You can't be heard. You're all mine."

Hadley blinked. "Can't they hear your thoughts now? And I aint yours!"

"Why would anyone think to search for my thoughts?"

"Touche, Magenta Man. Touche."

Magneto made a face at the word 'magenta' but continued on. "I am serious about wanting to train you," he insisted. "You need the control."

The electrokinetic was siriusly offended. "My control is just fine!" she snapped. "And plus, what do you think I use Bansheep for?"

"…So you two aren't dating?"

She looked siriusly even more offended. "I don't want to know where you came up with that conclusion," Hadley snapped. "Bansheep is like mah brother. Even if when I shock him all he does is scream… and not in the good way, either."

A look that was a cross between aroused and disgusted crossed Magneto's face, and Hadley scoffed. "I am so tempted to call Bree up here to kick you in the balls," she snapped.

Magneto smiled. "I think she's a little busy," he said lightly. "Oh my god, you are a pervert!" the redhead accused, disturbed, and Magenta Man shook his head. "Not like that, no! I think she's a little busy trying to unlock the training room door," he corrected.

Hadley's face lit up. "My mannequins live?" she cheered. "What mannequins?" Magneto asked. She turned a pink that matched the helmet on her head. "Oh… nothing."

Her expression suddenly grew suspicious. "Wait," Hadley growled, "first off, you locked my BFF in a metal room? She's claustrophobic! Haha, that's funny, Phobia is phobic. Er… anyways, you locked my BFF in a metal room-"

"She's with her boyfriend," Magneto added.

"Oh, that's fine. I better be godmother when they emerge. Anyways… what do you get out of this?"

Magneto smirked and ignored the question. He handed her a card with an address and a time on it, plucked his helmet off of her head and put it back on his, and turned it to walk away. He waved a hand and grinned at Hadley.

"The doors are all unlocked, and if you want to train, meet me here." He turned to leave, cape swishing behind him, and she just stared, dumbstruck, as he vanished into the night, before quickly sprinting to go save her FRENZ. And Chameleon.

BACK TO THE METAL ROOM

No babies are being made. Sorry Hadley, call dibs at a later date.

When Hadley opened the door, she expected both badasses to launch themselves at her in a very out-of-character manner, giving her hugs, thanking her, and saying they owed her.

What she didn't expect to see was Bree and Alex rolling around on the floor, making out heavily. Both of them had messed up hair and Bree's top was slipping while they kept macking.

"Oh… my… god…" Hadley whispered, before turning away, shielding her eyes and shrieking. "IT BURNS!" she wailed. "I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!"

Next chapter, Bralex goes on their first date while Bree tries to explain to a suspicious Hadley that no babies were being made and that clothes stayed on. Ohohohoho. Wanky. ;)

Maglectra likes kicking each others' asses, and Hadley falls moar in love...

...with the word Bansheep.

See you Thursday. Toodles!