Bree's skipping again. Not really, I would though if I didn't have my DAMN ART PROJECT DUE TODAY! D:

And Hippie wants Jon Stewart to be the priest at her wedding. And she found a sassy gay BFF for herself. And so did I. :D except mine's a jock who hates me. :c

She also says I write Magneto too creepy. That's how he rolls in this crackfic, woman!

THE MANSION

The honey badger has gone to therapy. He still doesn't give a shit, but while munching on his king cobra, he says he apologizes.

"What the hell, Hadley?"

Bree was eyeing a necklace with the word "Bra" written in fancy letters. "I call them team necklaces!" Hadley chirped, clipping hers, the only silver one in a sea of gold, around her neck.

"This says Bra." Bree was staring at the shiny object like it was offensive. Hadley nodded. "And Alex has "Lex" on his! Like Bralex!"

The brunette blanched. "Why does he get the better part while I get BRA?" she snapped. Her redhead best friend sighed. "No," she explained, "you have Bra. Make aaaaah sound. It's like when you see a kitty, you go "ahhhhhhh" but when you see the demonic kitty you go "aaaaaah". It's quite simple, really."

Alex was standing nearby, laughing his ass off at his girlfriend's necklace. "Can we trade?" he asked her, but Hadley grabbed Bree's wrist when she went to hand it over. "No," Hadley said stubbornly. "Keep it."

Sean glanced over at her. "Why is your necklace silver?" he asked curiously, pulling at the "Bansheep" in bold lettering around his neck. Hadley flinched. "I… like silver?" she said lamely. He got closer and began examining it.

"What's on your necklace?" he asked curiously. "H-h-hads…" Hadley stuttered nervously. "Hads doesn't start with an S," Sean noted. "…It's backwards?" Hadley lied. "There's no p in it at all…" Bansheep continued obliviously.

Hadley squeaked. "GOTTA GO!" She ran out of the kitchen and as Bansheep stared after her curiously, Bree's look was more suspicious. She subtly tilted her head and gaped when she figured out what was wrong with her friend.

"HADLEY ROSE WELLS!" Bree stomped over to the front hall and seized Hadley, who was just about to flee outside. "What did I do?" the redhead squeaked as Bree dragged her up to her room. "Let's have a talk about what I just read, Hads." The brunette's teeth were gritted as she yelled at her best friend for this.

To make sure no one heard their discussion, Bree both locked the door and put a wall around her mind, and even reached out to Hadley's, just to be safe. Charles had been helping the telepath a lot with controlling her power.

Hadley was cowering in a corner when Bree turned around. "So Hadley," she said calmly, "can you explain to me why you were about to sneak out and meet Magneto?" Hadley squeaked. "Ummmmm… he offered to train me, and I needed the help so I said yeah as long as no one was hurt or anything I just needed training."

Her rambling made Bree raise an eyebrow. "And your necklace?" she prompted. Hadley hung her head. "It was his idea…" she whispered. "I don't know if he can control silver, I know he can't with gold…" Tears filled her eyes and she began to wail. "I'm such an idiot!" she sobbed.

Bree felt bad and gave her friend a hug. "You may be an idiot," she said quietly, "but I'm pretty sure he's about to win World's Dumbest. No one messes with my friends and gets away with it." She smiled at Hadley and patted her on the back. "But you need to go there and tell him to get lost."

"Can I give him his necklace while I'm there?" Hadley asked, and when Bree nodded, she smiled determinedly. "Got it, I'll be back."

THAT ABANDONED BUILDING AGAIN

But it's not random anymore. D:

Magneto was pacing back and forth, frowning as he waited for Hadley.

She showed up a minute later, scowling at him. "First off," she opened his hand and stuck something in it, "here's your necklace. It says McDancy on it. Second, I quit."

Hadley turned around and began to stomp away when he asked why. "Because I don't like sneaking around with my friends not knowing," she said sadly. "What would Bansheep do if he knew I was frolicking with the enemy?"

Erik shot her a glare. "Stay!" he snapped. She shook her head. "I'm leaving!" Hadley continued to walk off, but Erik lifted a hand.

Her necklace pulled her backwards, cutting off her air and choking her, until she was close enough. Magneto grabbed her and pinned her against a wall. "Who put you up to this?" he hissed. He was so close, Hadley could feel his chicken breath on her face. "Did you have grilled chicken for dinner?" she asked hastily, trying to fan the smell away.

Magneto growled. "Who put you up to this?" he repeated. "Bree? Was it that girl, Bree?"

Hadley's blank face gave it away and he laughed triumphantly. "Aha! Well, listen here, Sparkette," he leaned in even closer and she shuddered, "you're going to continue training, or Bree will… accidentally fall down something. Drown. Burn to death. I don't care. But something will happen if you walk away on me."

She squeaked and lashed out, smacking his helmet by mistake. When Hadley howled, his manic grin grew wider. "Stay, Hadley," he whispered, "don't let that happen to your friend."