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I present: The Theft of Thor's Hammer
Ships: Sufin and Denmark with his axe I guess...
Fem Finland-Tina
Axe-Stabby
Long ago in a land of ice and snow, there lived a family of Nordics. The head of the family was Berwald but everyone knew it was a small woman barely five foot two named Tina that ran everything. Lukas stayed in the woods and conversed with the trolls. Mathias was usually polishing his huge battle ax that he affectionately named "Stabby". Emil was the youngest out of all of them and followed Lukas and Mathias around like a lost puppy.
Now there was an outsider by the name of Eduard and he wanted to be a Nordic. And not just any Nordic, he wanted to marry Tina and that was never going to happen because Berwald wanted to marry Tina as well. So Eduard could only wish from afar.
Now for reasons, I will not tell you how, but Eduard stole Mathias's ax.
And Mathias was pissed.
The Nordics asked what it would take for Eduard to give the ax back to Mathias.
"I want to be part of the Nordics and I want to marry Tina." He replied.
Now all five of the Nordics were silent and stood still with guarded expressions.
Tina's mind was racing and she was screaming into the void.
Berwald had a shoulder angel Tina holding shoulder devil Mathias back from ripping Eduard in two.
Lukas was debating the pros and cons of bitch slapping the fool.
Mathias had shoulder angels Tina and Lukas holding shoulder devil Mathias back from attacking the smirking shoulder angel and demon Eduard.
Emil was just watching a fairy that was floating around the red string tied to Tina and Berwald. Why was there a red string tied between the two of them? It was just like red string tied around Lukas and Mathias.
"We have to talk about it." was all that Lukas said as he pulled his fellow Nordics away.
"I am not going to marry him!" Tina cried in anger.
"Tina's my wife." Berwald said and Lukas felt a shiver run down his spine.
"Well, I want my ax back!" Mathias whined.
Berwald and Tina glared at Mathias.
Mathias whimpered and rephrased his desire. "I would like to get my ax back that in no way forces Tina to do anything she does not want to do."
"Well if you want your ax back so bad, why don't you dress up in a dress and get it yourself." Tina snipped at him.
While Mathias protested, Lukas, Berwald, and Tina grinned at each other scheming the same thing: Mathias would dress up in a wedding dress and get his ax back himself!
Now about breaking the new to Mathias...
"...And furthermore, we would have a better shot of getting my ax back if Tina were to do it because she is the smallest out of all of us and Emil is too young to be involved with...why are you looking at me like that?" Mathias tilted his head.
"How do you feel about the color white?" Tina asked innocently.
...
Eduard was delighted to see his bride walk down the path to the alter. Wow, Tina must have grown taller from the last time he saw her but that didn't bother him. He was happy she was going to be his.
He saw Lukas walking beside Tina. Was that a smile on his face? Tina must have told a funny joke.
"Before I give Tina away in marriage, I want the ax." Lukas seemed emotionless, but on the inside he was about to burst out laughing.
"Of course." Eduard held out the dirty old ax like it wasn't a treasure.
The minute Mathias got his hands on his ax was the best minute of his life and the worst for Eduard.
...
"And that Peter is why you should not touch Mathias's Stabby."
Peter sat on the floor in front of the ax in shock.
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